>>217770849the black hole is the hole u put ur pp in
hard to miss with this one, will take a room full of dei hires to fuck up such good source material
Y not just read the book? Oh adapting a straight male boomer's work now, are we?
>>217770849Teenagers shouldn't be having sex.
Love the graphic novel. There are no interracial couples. Glad to see it translated to the screen
ahhhh shit they hired that talentless troon to write/direct. What a fucking layup. ALL the visuals are beautifully depicted already in the graphic novel. All the dialogue and plot too. Holy fuck, pay to be a jew troon, literally given the keys to the castle with this book. I read it a few years back and even before finishing it i knew a movie or TV show would be imminent. It's really that good - almost impossible to fuck up.
>>217770958yeah right, u know that kike tranny is gonna cast this magical negro again, like he did in i saw the tv glow. expect to see him fuck white girls, the jew fetish must flow
This is going to be an absolute trainwreck.
>>217771019He's a gay autist and will refuse to be near white girls.
>>217770849Based OK Soda chad getting paid.
>>217771024i legit think what is a great mysterious ineffable story will be reduced to a tranny analogy. Writer of the book got paid and that's cool and shit but we don't look after our people. Charles Burns should have had a say on the writer/director, or goys don't get a shot. Great material just gifted to a kike troon. Maybe it will still be good but i am sick of this dei casting. Feminists documentary makers given action movies because they star a female lead, oh a book about alienated teenagers going through shit, give it to a troon.
I wish I had known as a kid that Indie comics usually meant stuff like Ninja Turtles and not some gen x faggot cursing for 100 pages.
>>217770934>>217770986>>217771019>>217771135 These were all me and there would be slightly more dignity in just admitting how jealous I am anyone is getting to make this. 'I saw the tv glow' is a vibes movie and BlackHole is very much about that. Kids living on the edge of town in tents in the woods etc, vibes and atmosphere. Maybe the director will nail it.
>>217770849Am I the only one who jerked off when the main guy ass fucked the chick with the tail?
>>217771243Nope. it was hot AF
>>217770957but to do that, you would have to literally block their cocks, so u would go to prison for touching minor pp
>>217771240What is wrong with xir teeth?
>>217771240the fuck? i look and sound like this!
>>217770849This is the project I've most wanted and the person I want least to do itFuck you Netflix
>>217770849>Femoid writerInto the trash it goes.
>>217771825True but you never know. 'I saw the TV glow' was paper thin but had some nice visuals (taken from 90s tv, Buffy/are u afraid of the dark etc and heavily inspired by Gregg Araki). I mean the source material is already there and unlike a straight up novel the visuals are all there too. And they are fantastic. This adaptation is one of the best opportunities in Hollywood.
>>217771832>>217771832>>Femoid writer>Into the trash it goes.
>>217770958Yeah because it’s about teenagers in the Pacific Northwest in the 1980’s. They’re not going to care though
>>217771240Aw sweet, manmade horrors beyond my comprehension.
>>217770849>graphic novel
>>217771240This nigga might be a Jewish tranny, but his movies are surprisingly good and well made.
>>217771019They need to make a movie about black incels and cast him in the leading role. He has the perfect look for it. He was born to play a low self esteem nerdy black guy that grew up in the suburbs with a single white mom.
Was it sorta like a metaphor for STDs?
>>217770849>buys the license to Devilman, shit no normie knows about, just to take a gigantic shit all over it>cowboy bepop live action>fallout tv series>(((tomb raider))) modern audience cartoons>james bond license bought just to turn it into jane bond>now theyre going after alt comics(((netflix))) and amazon just exists to piss me off specificallywhats next a gunsmith cats and a Kite remake?a PG13 Black lagoon adaptation?a tenchi muyo live action with ayo edibiri as Ryoko? a dresden files reboot with the writers from rick and morty season 3?
>dude teen sex lmaoday of the rope soon
>>217774062Legitimately if you're not having sex as a teen you're being a teen wrongIt's what teens are designed for.
>>217770849>teenagers>STDsLol, loli and shota were banned and this shit gets a movie. The west have double standards, huh?
>>217770957>yes goy have less sex and populate less
>>217771019Eww
>>217774398I’d say a good 60% of my teen peers didn’t fuck (I’m 34 for reference, I know those zoomers are fucking less). It helps to experience teen love, but it’s not an absolute requisite. The only reason I did is because I was a chubby chaser, otherwise I would’ve been in that same camp.
>>217775170Promiscuous people have less offspring Vile Schlomo. This is both intuitive and empirical fact.
>In 2006 Alexandre Aja was set to direct a feature film adaptation, with Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary attached to adapt the screenplay for Paramount Pictures, MTV Films and Plan B.>In February 2008 Variety reported that the film would be directed by David Fincher. >In October 2008, MTV reported that Gaiman and Avary had left the production and that their script would not be used by Fincher, though no replacement scriptwriter was announced.>In 2010, Fincher also exited the project but in October 2013 he was once more attached to direct.>In 2007 Rupert Sanders released an abbreviated live-action adaptation of Black Hole on his website as part of his pitch for the project.>In 2018, the project was revived when New Regency acquired the rights to the film with Rick Famuyiwa attached to write and direct.>In October 2025, New Regency and Plan B re-announced the project as a television series for Netflix with Jane Schoenbrun set to write and direct.I've never heard of a project that gets bounced around like this turning out well.
