Imagine going back in time 15 years and telling star wars nerds that in the future there would be a mandalorian movie with zero hype
They made a Boba Fett show and it sucked.
>>217771527Yes but do I have to watch the show to understand and enjoy the movie?
>>217771527Imagine telling them 10-years-ago that the third and final movie in the new Star Wars trilogy would make less money at the box-office than a fucking Joker spin-off movie.
>>217771527Imagine going forward in time 15 years and telling people star wars used to be a thing
>>217771527I would believe you because I would ask who made it and you would tell me it's by this autistic furfag that real Star Wars fans didn't like from the get go.
>>217772006>Yes but do I have to watch the show to understand and enjoy the movie?Not only that, you'll need to have watched several other Disney+ spin-off shows.
>>217771527Its played out. It was kind of fun to see his small adventures but now its got atats, jabbas, glub shitto from rebels, xwings etc etc. Just another piece in the slop puzzle.
>>217771527"Grogu and The Mandalorian" is a less awkward title
>>217771890It's baffling how bad it was, like they wanted it to suck on purpose>walking speed chase scenes>retard wookie who wakes up his sleeping assassination target>girlboss side kick who actually does everything for BobaCan't remember anything else, but I'm sure there was more retard shit
>>217775582My dad watched it, I asked him what I thought and he just scoffed and said "More like Boba Fatt"I didn't ask for any more details
>>217771527I've seen every theatrically released Star Wars film, so I almost feel obligated to watch this (pirated at home, no way I'm paying for it), but I have no desire to watch any of the spin-off shows after how bad Mandalorian season 2 was (that's the only spin-off show I ever started). How lost will I be?Sidenote: Disney's butchering of the Star Wars IP really needs to be studied. It's still amazing to me how fast they tanked the reputation of one of the biggest franchises in the world
>>217772006If they’re smart they’ll pretend the ending of season 2, boba fett (season 2.5), and season 3 didn’t happen.
>>217771527Wait. This an actual fucking movie? At the big screen?This isn't a TV show?
>>217775887And they even bought the imax lead-in to be a second trailer for it
>>217771527Everything wrong with modern media in a single poster. It's 2026. We are still trying to capture that pulp 1940's feel. No one alive wants this. Move the fuck on. George Lucas did it in the 80's and 90's because he grew up on it but the modern audience did not. Do something new
>>217775715>How lost will I be?well in S3 it was revealed that giant killer birds wait an entire day and night before feeding captured prey to their young
>>217775887>Wait. This an actual fucking movie? At the big screen?>This isn't a TV show?It started out as Season 4 of the mandalorian TV show, but they didn't have enough content for an entire season, so they re-packaged it as a theatrical release.
>starslopgrow up manchild
>>217775989It's aping the 1940s pulp look but with woke 2025 progressive requirements. Instead of a sexy 18 year old in a metal bikini, we get pic related.
Mandalorian season 1 was still very enjoyable. If it is just of a similar quality to that I will be happy. Though it likely won't considering how meh s2/3/Fett were
>>217776104>Mandalorian season 1 was still very enjoyableI would go even further and say it was enjoyable up to when he completed his mission and went to shit when he went to get Grogu back so in reality like maybe 5 episodes were good at best or however many it was.
Aw shit, das' my birthday.
Filoni is a fag and him forcing in shitty characters from the cartoons makes watching these shows even more embarrassing than it already should be.
>>217775989>No one alive wants this.Most people do though. What most people don’t want is “a troubled transbinary genderfluid struggles for acceptance on the streets of New Guinea.” Which is all the current batch of writers want to write.
i hadn't even heard of mandalorians before the tv show
>>217776237My biggest issue with the show (and the reason I stopped halfway through the first season) was that it felt like I was just watching video game cutscenes. He gets a quest, learns a skill, completes the quest and gets a reward repeated every episode. The only time I've seen a show/movie and was confused why they didn't make a game instead. Also made me realize that the only time people unanimously agree that starwars works is when its a videogame franchise.
>>217771527is this a real posterit looks so fake
>>217776562>it looks so fakeYidsney star wars does this to all their ads to save money. Instead of hiring an actual painter, they just photoshop a collage of faces from the show, and then run it through an "oil painting" filter, but since it's not really painted, it looks weird.
