What the fuck? It was unironically kino. Too much dialogue for sure, would have been better if it was shorter and the protagonist spoke very little à la Mad Max, but beyond that great. It made Chris Stuckmann look like a droopy eyed armless child in comparison as far as film making. Intro was great, great music, great atmosphere, a lot of cool visuals.
You want me to watch this so bad and I'm NEVER going to.
he's not white, so i'm not watching, simply as.
>>217773477Agreed. Don’t even know who the mark guy is but my buddies dragged me to this with low expectations. If you like B movie cosmic horror (i.e. shit like the Void, Color out of Space) this was actually on the top end of that spectrum.
>>217773494Would you do it for an Anon-Snack?
>>217774811....maybe
Here you go frens, only half a minute
>>217773477I fucking love a slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, ethnically-diverse, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted and cheap jumpscares free horror movie.
>>217775452Powerful and brave statement.
>>217775452wtf I also like all those things!!
>>217773477When YouTubers are doing better than Hollywood you know it’s bad
>>217773477You know the standards have gotten so abysmally low when people think THIS slop is good. These are the same people pretending Avatard and Jewperman were the greatest things ever put to film. These people were born after 9/11 and have no idea what they're talking about ever.
>>217773477Fuck this jew/thread
>>217775880He's half German and half Korean, what the fuck are you talking about?
Mick was in it too
>>217775857It’s unironically better than most Hollywood slop thoughbeit. No one’s saying it’s a supreme masterpiece, but for being an indie B horror it’s as good as any of the best executed ones.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>217776118You schizos are really starting to lose it. This is a thread about a recent theatrically released film. It is more on topic than half of the catalog at any given time.
>>217775429so what was the point? Although I know Iron Lung is more a shitpost high atmosphere game than legitimate
>>217776151Exactly. The game was literally a joke and people demanded more so the creator gave them a few lore tidbits and fucked off. It's completely empty and meaningless. The creator doesn't even give a shit about it.