Ah, mes amis, once again Hercule Poirot must interrupt your spirited discussions about capeshit and box office receipts. I have convened this extraordinary assembly because a most perplexing enigma hangs over this board like an ill‑fitting toupee.Indeed, I have gathered you all here to solve the great mystery of who is the biggest faggot on /tv/.Until this individual is unmasked, no one shall depart. The exits are sealed, the alibis are trembling, and already the little grey cells are arranging themselves into a most elegant formation.Attend closely, mes amis. Before this night is over, the truth shall emerge, and it will not be gentle.
>>217774970david suchet is such a perfect poirot i cannot imagine anyone else in that role. i don't hate branagh but his poirot sucks.
>>217774970This is hyped as fuck on /tv/ but watching an episode where Poirot straight up covers up a murder to cozy up to a prince made me say "fuck that, I'll just rewatch Monk."
>>217774970I cannot be a fag, I fell in love with Barbra Streisand on two separate occasions (Prince of Tides and What's Up Doc)
>>217774970I love the intro of the show, it shows when the Western Civilization peaked, after that the downfall started.Also, he's Belgian, not French, he hates when someones calls him French.But I have to say, I hate the episodes when he appears as a total simp.
>>217775089Or another episode (The Chocolate Box) when he doesn't denounced the mother and murderer of the Belgian minister, she killed him for committing the terrible sin of... giving liberty to protestants. She was too old, so she deserved to die in peace, you know.I hate so much that episode I nearly stop watch the series at all.
Maigret > Poirot
Can Poirot get to the bottom of the Melania review bombing?
>>217775227The great Hercule Poirot is above such trivialities
BIG
>>217775890THINK
>>217774970aieee it was the janny
>>217775181Wrong Maigret. And Maigret is so different that you cant compare their /tv/ stuff.
>>217775339Not really. When you get him by his honor.
>>217775339Found it, this case was underneath his intellect!
>>217778314Forgot the pic
>>217775055I agree but ustinov was pretty good too
It was me alright! I’ll admit it. I’m a fairy, a whoopsie. I’m a friend of Dorothy, I’m a nancyboy, a confirmed bachelor, I’m close to my mother.And you, Poirot, with your questions! You just had to come in here prodding, didn’t you? You couldn’t leave well enough alone.
>>217774970I have a confession I must make at this time, Mr. Poirot. I... I enjoy being intimate with women my age. Yes. I love them, and I feel a profound instinctual urge to talk with them, protect them, be with them, and care for them. I am a man disturbed in the mind, sir! If that makes me a criminal, I will willingly surrender myself to the authorities.
hmm...
>>217774970NOOOOOO I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE
>>217774970Did you shed a tear when you watched the last case?
>>217781198
I like the early seasons when the show takes the liberty to make a little fun of Poirot
>>217781198>>217781282I didnt expect The Detective to get The Chair in the end.
