*makes kino in you're path*chris stuckmann, reddit letter media, doug walker, angry videogame nerd seething
Eh it was okay.A bit long for what it was.You'll enjoy it if you liked Iron Lung. If you didn't like it then you won't enjoy it
>>217777009jew keanu?
>>217777009He actually fucking won. Imagine being Chris Stuckmann, you’ve been making your own films since you were a child. Been reviewing and shilling for movies for well over a decade. You try so hard to fellate and jerk off anyone you can to try to get some Hollywood contacts. After years and years of desperate shilling you finally get enough shill credit to have the industry throw you a bone. Then your magnum opus feature film is a pile of shit, redlettermedia laughs at you (again), and a few months later a far more successful YouTuber who got big just being himself and playing games completely mogs you with an entirely self funded one man show performance. Stuckmann has been Marikiplized.
>>217777009I liked it
When the spoony movie finally comes out we'll see what true kino is.
>>217777009i have it open in another tab, should i watch it? keep in mind that i've never seen his youtube videos, nor do i care to watch them. is it just him playing games inside an iron lung?
>>217777009buy an ad, mark
>>217777333You got him there
>>217777009Is that the soijak guy?
>>217777009The Hollywood Cabal are going to pool their resources together to disappear him aren't they?
>>217777151Markiplier got big off acting retarded, roiding out, and scamming kids for expensive merch and meetup tickets. Fucking retard. Himself! Kek!
>>217777009Disgusting squint eye jew
>>217777296it will come out right after Ross's movie
>>217777515>t.
>>217777577I don't know who the faggot is in your picrel but I'm almost certain he does the same things as Markishitter. How embarrassing, anon. You legitimately believe any of these money hungry youtube losers has a sense of truth behind what they say at such a level of attention, contractual obligation, and commitment to defrauding others. Sad!
>>217777515>>217777527>>217777610Absolutely fuming lmfaoMike is that you?
>>217777296When RSJGaMeRPrO returns then we will see true kino come back
>>217777009what race is this?
>>217777812German mutt / Korean
him and his brother
>>217777009>makes a movie where nothing happens but the presenting of a vague, grimdark universe>the usual freaks that obsess over shit like STALKER think it's a masterpieceProbably better if you're young and like video games, but as a movie it was bad
>>217777009Vanity projects aren’t kino unless they’re The Room
>>217777812Hapa
The trailer looks like he's just stuck in a cell completing tasks. I'm assuming thats the plot of the game its based on, but thats not actually the whole movie, right?
>>217778830The movie is gigabased and uses its claustrophobic setting well, often utilizing psychological horror and hallucinations, flashbacks, and intense visuals representing the outside environment to break up the central setting of a cramped sub. It works surprisingly well given the constraints. A tour de force for Markiplier.
>>217777610>t.
>>217777009Was Space Cop really not good? Never seen it but I assume Mike and Rich know what they are doing.
>>217779042Space Cop is shit but it’s okay because it was supposed to be shit or something because like it was all a joke and they weren’t trying or taking it seriously. Like obviously if they TRIED they could make something really good but for our based friends at RedLetterMedia they don’t need the confidence boost and can afford to just not try. It’s really a genius comedic effort in a way
>>217779106I'll give it a shot tonite if I'm able to find it
>>217777308i knew nothing about the game going into it and i liked it, it's a cosmic horror and markiplier is a competent actor it's a bit long but the pacing is pretty good, it didn't feel like it was wasting time or meandering too much
>>217777009I don't think Rolfe has any idea who Stuckman, RLM or Markiplier are.
There are currently 17 threads in /tv/ with OP's that say "kino". Jesus fuck, you fuckin lemmings.
>>217779261sorry I gotta check
Just got back from seeing it. Markiplier did his own editing, and it shows. The director of Terrifier 2 had the same self indulgent issues.Look, the Hollywood machine is broken beyond repair, and I'm happy to see young, reckless and rebellious filmmakers take over, but they need skilled professionals in their corner to rein them in.
>>217777912Mark got all the good looks, damn
>>217777009
Monster looks like this guy
>>217779432Probably did some, but like 3 of the editors of his usual video were also in the credits so they probably did some tooBut yeah, it wasn't the level of editing that big movies usually need to be to release
>>217779042It was pure dogshit>>217779106Kek
What about the Critical Drinkers "film"?
I've heard the audio is kind of bad. How bad is it? Well I still be able to hear all the dialog?
>>217780145I noticed at the very beginning that the background music was overpowering the narration. It gets better, but there are still moments when the music/ambience drowns the voices out really badly. That said though, there are some really awesome surround sound moments.
>>217777009I hate how this is just going to incentivize Hollywood to further embrace influencer and celeb culture. Can’t wait for nutty professor starring fucking Caseoh next year.
>>217780833>Hollywood to further embrace influencer and celeb cultureYou acted like Hollywood isn't all about that since forever.
>>217780933The parasocial relationships created through streams are way more potent than those generated via mass media. Lots of young kids grow up treating these people like their actual friends.
>>217777151>Imagine being Chris Stuckmannno
>>217777009>Doug walker Made 3 movies on a tiny fraction of the budget Markiplier had, wrangled and directed a lot more actors than marky boy, and wrote original stories instead of piggybacking off an existing IP (uncreative much?)Walker sprinted so markiplier could crawl. Put some respect on his name.
