>made a modern story of good vs evil, showcasing all the ways evil works and how against overwhelming odds and magic you can defeat it>never went or associated with Epstein or demon cults>retards got mad because he made a cgi Jamaican platypus in his movie and a child actor was annoyingApologize
>>217777833>starslopgrow up
>>217777833The Prequels will always be cool in a way no other films ever will be
>>217777833>never went or associated with Epstein or demon cults>close friends with Spielberg
The prequels suck.1. No clear protagonist2. Anakin is unlikable and his fall is poorly motivated3. The romance between Anakin and Padme is unnatural and uncomfortable4. Excessive boring exposition, actors look bored and disengaged5. Overly convoluted and boring political plot6. Anakin and Obi-Wan are barely friends7. Stiff, unnatural dialogue8. Too much green screen and over-reliance on CGI9. Every scene is either people sitting in a room talking or walking and talking10. The prequels fail at basic filmmakingPoor character motivation. Weak storytelling. Bad dialogue. Flat visuals. There is zero reason to care about what's happening on screen.
>>217777939Was Spielberg in the files too?
>>217778010anons on /tv/ have no evidence on spielberg but they feel they need to hate him on principle
>>217777833I love George but he not only sold Star Wars to Disney but also defended them and made Indiana Jones have an affair with Marion when she was like 12...
>>217778010I don't think so. Hollywood is full of pedos and occultists and it's all ran by Jews who Mossad has no interest in politically compromising for the very obvious reason that they're also Jewish. I've also read quotes of Spielberg saying groomy shit to Drew Barrymore, and if I remember correctly, theres a rabbit hole concerning Carol Anne Freeling's death.
>>217778127don't forget all the changes and "corrections" he made to the OT versions
>>217777833Yeah except his stories are fucking terrible from an objective perspective. 0 nuance, 0 deep thought. Just "LE HECKIN GERMANY/AMERICA ALLEGORY IS EVIL BECAUSE THEY WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD". It betrays his childish worldview.
>>217777959Number one is irrelevant, you don't need a clear protagonist for a good story. The rest only really apply to AotC which was George Lucas' only genuine bad movie in the whole six. Reminder that Disney made it 3/3.
>no Epstein I won't watch The King's Speech now get the fuck off my boat, 127 Hours was pretty kino though
>>217777852kys
>>217777959THIS
>>217777959>Overly convoluted and boring political plot>Stiff, unnatural dialogue>Every scene is either people sitting in a room talking or walking and talkingIt's threatrical. Classic greco-roman shit. Of course that drunken flyover bastard could never know.
>>217777959The prequels are very flawed movies but I never understood the criticism that they have bad or flat visuals. For all his faults as a writer, George Lucas understands how to compose a shot. Even scenes that dont have much in the way of special effects like the "I hate sand" scene are pretty well composed in terms of the visuals.
>>217777959>No clear protagonistHow are you so dumb that you don't even realize that Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon are both the protagonists? How is this even a real criticism?
>>217781071only that last part is common in theatre, which is because the actors are confined to a fucking theater. The biggest benefit film bring is removing this limitation, especially if you film everything on a green screen and can make your actors traverse the known universe
>>217777833>>217777852>>217777884Star Wars was a critique on Dune for pussying out on namedropping Juba II. So Star Wars parodied Dune's vagueness and dishonesty by more closely portraying Anakin of the Skywalkers (Juba II of the Massylii) to mirror reality better than what Dune did.Specified;George as an avid reader of Roman history sniffed out that Herbert had concocted a sloppy space-messiah story based on Juba II's family and lineage.Noteworthy;James Cameron did to Star Wars what The Matrix did to LOTR,- pulled it out of childish fantasy and turned it into a grown up horror story from a new POV.
>>217777833Did you hear the one about his car crash
>>217781120Maul killed Qui-Gon because he was Plagueis.Qui-gon is the father-figure that Caesar was to Juba II when he adopted him, whereas Plagueis was the "sith lord" he was accused of being when killed by the faction of Augustus/Palpatine.>>217782142Juba II has far and beyond been established as the pop-culture father of Jesus at this point. The seeming silence from the audience speaks volumes to how mad the priestly class has taken this obvious interpretation from the director class.
