I'm sorry I flashed everyone with radiation. I'll just repeat that over and over and keep it in the film. Look at me mom, I'm editing my movie!
is this desmond from lost
>>217779659lmao you (((people))) are really really mad that you lost complete control of (((your))) hold on media aren't you
>>217779659>I flashed everyone with radiationIs this Arnold Rimmer?
>>217779695it's whang from 4chan
>>217780972losing control or not, iron lung was objectively dog shit and Markiplier can't act
>>217779659Why are fags who get bought by a jew media company when they get some viral clips with bot followers suddenly think they can act lmao
>>217779659knock off Keanu looking homunculus. isn't he like 4 feet?
>>217779659>pushover who has already killed like 5% of humanity and is constantly berated for being a fuckup is sensitive and overly apologeticWoah…
>>217781562he has a bigger penis than you
>>217779659Why does he look like basedjack
>>217781626
>>217781439Complete forgot this guy existed I used to watch some vids of his like a decade ago
>>217781562You are jealous of the german-korean master race
>>217781709Wasn’t his dad a us soldier? I watched him talk about his life story like 10ish years ago and he said his dad was in the us military, met his mom and then slowly died of cancer before he became a big eceleb. Apparently his dad’s last words to him at the hospital were “I’m so proud of you man”. It make me feel bad for him
>>217779695Its the lesser known brother of the well regarded Furry Comic artist of "Two Kinds"
>>217781626markplier is a basedjak, you didnt know?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLZRh98TB48
>>217781508>objectively dog shitSo perfectly competitive with everything holyshart produced this year
he's filipino
>>217782184Retard>No, Markiplier (Mark Edward Fischbach) is not Filipino. He is of mixed heritage, born to a Korean mother and a German-American father. Born in Honolulu, Hawaii, he often speaks about his Korean heritage and his mother's background. >Key details about Markiplier's background:>Parents: His mother is Korean, and his father was German.>Birthplace: He was born at Tripler Army Medical Center in Honolulu, Hawaii.>Upbringing: He grew up in Milford, Ohio.>Ethnicity: He is half-Korean and half-German. >He has featured his mother in his videos, highlighting their Korean heritage
why do girls 4channers would like watch this guy so much?
>>217782261why's he so ashamed of his mestizo filipino heritage?
>>217782269I'm just envious that some fag youtuber is making his kinos meanwhile I had to give up on my dreams of being a Hollywood director because I wasn't cute enough to be molested by studio execs.
just finished it, it's a cool concept on paper, but it's one of those things where, the more you reveal about the exposition, the worse it gets, because this premise falls apart if you try to make sense of it, so you need to keep it vague and focus on the acting and creepy imagery to keep people who have never 'played' the game engaged, something for which markiplier was a terrible casting choice. this didn't need to be 2 hours long, it could have been a neat 15 minute short film as a homage to the game. also, the dialogue doesn't work, it's supposed to be the distant future but the characters talk as if they were people yelling at a mcdonalds because they got their order wrong.
white asian guys either look like keanu or elliot rodger no inbetween
>>217782466The skeleton must be practical or a miniature right? Because every time I rewatch that scene I am amazed by how realistic the lighting and reflections look.
>>217782480>white asian guys either look like keanu or elliot rodger no inbetweenso they either look cool or look cool?
>>217781917>Sucking a retarded Youtuber off for making a horror movie in January
>>217782799Not necessarily, special effects tend to look bad mostly because of constant changes in the production, due to getting bad test screening results, so the crews don't have enough time to polish the visuals. For something like this, that was only a couple of seconds, I picture markiplier already had it in mind way before doing the rest of the movie, so his crew had more time to make it look good.
Just saw it on camrip and it was way too dark so i might rewatch it in theatre. It was good and you can tell there was passion put into it even though the longer the movie went, the more questions that weren't being awnswered.
This movie was a solid 4.5/10.
As far as Youtuber Movies go, this is up there on the top tier.Which honestly is quite a low bar, but hey its something, liked it more than i expected and this last month was jam packed with horror movies.
>>217782269because hes hot and does horror videogame stuff
>>217779659I read the synopsis on Wikipedia. Seems like low budget and boring. Is it two hours of markiplier closeups in a tiny tube?
>>217782799There's a reason why the scene is mostly dark. It does wonder to hide the CGness. But until it's confirmed it's CG, I hope it is a real puppetery. Looks like something that's indeed doable using puppet.
>>217784327>A horror movie made by a performative loser is better than Mysteryguitarman's Mads Mikkelsen movieI doubt that
>>217781439He is? That guy talks about reddit non stop.
>>217782480Elliot looked fine. He was just a faggot with chud brains. That was his entire problem. Silver spoon and he was still a loser fag. Asians are worthless.
>>217779659guysGUYSDID YOU KNOW THIS IS THE FIRST SUCCESSFUL INDIE FILM
>>217785393like someone filming a gripping sci-fi movie in their bathtub, with bubbles. if you are big enough, people will come.
>>217782466you sat through that garbage? you have my respect and deepest sympathies.
>>217787360it wasn't that bad tho, at least it was a clean release with decent audio and no shitty indian gambling ads
>>217787313bane?
>>217779659is this keanu reeves viewed from a distance
>>217779659lol why the fuck are people sperging out about this movie in at least three different threads? Did Disney hire Indians to run damage control on 4chan/reddit?