>character walking on a windy day>newspaper blows over his face>"Hey! Who turned out the lights?!"
>character sucks newspaper into his mouth and chews and swallows>"Ugh! Check, please!">audience goes fucking apeshit
>>217779671>these aren't my glasses
>chicken jockey appears>CHICKEN JOCKEY!
>character trying to explain wormholes>wormhole appears behind him
>>217779671>character opens up the trunk of his car>little girl is tied up inside>OH THANK GOD YOU FOUND ME YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME MISTER>*raises eyebrow*>*smiles*>day bow bow starts playing>close trunk>drives awayI love it when that happens
>character outside on a windy day>character throws an object in frustration>wind blows it back and hits him in the face
>>217779800>character gets sucked through wormhole>ends up in dark void dimension>"Hey! Who turned out the lights?!"
>>217779671>Character is running away from cops on the sidewalk > Is consumed entirely by a ravenous flock of old newspapersWait wtf?