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Post your dad's boomerfu.

His was Pam Bowman, a kind of cute JLaw looking girl that starred in some TV shows back in the 80s, notably married with Chlidren
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My mom left my dad when I was 3.
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>>217780638
where did she go?
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>>217780655
To another country.
With me.
That country is Ukraine.
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>>217780679
glad youre still alive anon
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>>217780730
Thanks. Glad your penis still works.
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>>217780748
thanks anon
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>>217780478
He saw Diamonds Are Forever when he was 12 and was obsessed with this bitch ever since
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My dad was crazy about this chick, Rae dawn chong. For a while commando was his favorite movie just because she was in it. One day I asked him what about her he likes in particular when you told me that she was the first person he had ever seen in his life that was half black and half Asian
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He likes Deb
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>>217780478
>>217781055
Nigger
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>>217781119
Keep crying bitch nigga
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bump
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>>217781055
This is the chick that turns into a gargoyle in the Tales from the Darkside movie, right?
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>>217781105
Based
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Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Spaces 100%

But her tranny faggot undertale son ruins it for me now
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>>217780478
>JLaw looking girl
looks more like jude law than jennifer lawrence
but she mostly looks like rose mcivern or reba macentire
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>>217781105
blondie rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObX0-GgyyTc
through all the decades they still made good music, even this weird rap/hip hop album in 99 had one good song.
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Based 'I LOVE Boobas' Grandpa: Mylène Demongeot
Respectable Dad: Ally Walker
Lusty mom: Casper Van Dien
Retro 'I guess I love boobas too' Me: Madeline Smith
My gay also retro sister: Barbara Bouchet
My younger bother aka The Tard: Elsa
My older brother: The Red Fox
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he really likes Elizabeth Montgomery in The Twilight Zone
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>>217782556
true
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Elaine on seinfeld. I still remember accidentally finding my dads dream journal when i was like 8 and seeing his entry about a dream he had about her. And he got mad when i teased him about it kek
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I don't know about his waifu, but something I know is when I was younger I wondered why he was always recorgind movie like Gia or Species...now I understand, he was a googner
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>>217780679
oof
May you evade the mancatchers until this hell is finally over.
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>>217783962
>Gia
based lesbian jolie enjoyer
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>>217781055
She's a 3-way, with some white in her too, which is why she's kinda wonky looking. She's Tommy Chong's kid. Her sister, Robbie, looked a little more normal.
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>>217781055
was he obsessed with Amerie?
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Why do you guys talk to your dads about what they like to jack off to?
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>>217783190
She was fucking hot.
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>>217785227
I didnt, i just found his secret stash of tapes after he died
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>>217780478
Demi Moore in Ghost
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>>217781134
Nigger
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>>217780478
Idk my Dad is a good husband to my Mom he doesn't talk to me about lusting over hollywood hoes.
His favorite kino is The Great Escape though.
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i guess my dad is kind of weird now that i think about it
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>>217781055
She has really nice hair.
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>>217786460
Your dad was a patrician into amazon women.
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I don't have a dad so I made this one up
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Valerie Perrine from Slaughterhouse-Five
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>>217780478
No idea I had very little contact with my father before he died but according to my mom she caught him watching some very barely maybe legal porn along with his brother at one point. So I think he wasn't the milf kind of guy.
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My dad is 80 and kept bringing up wanting to see Wicked. Afterwards he kept bringing up Ariana Grande even though he couldnt pronounce her name right. It was cute seeing him crush on a skeleton 50 years younger than him and thinking he was hiding it
Everybody saying who OP's girl looks like is wrong, she looks like a short Gwendoline Christie.
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My dad once described American Beauty to me thus:
"Isn't that the movie where that fruitcake tries to have sex with a small girl when he's married to Annette Benning?"
So I'll say Annette Benning.
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>>217785227
What else are you supposed to talk about while he teaches you how to pull your pud?
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Oh he liked this googly eyed bitch here
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>>217780478

My dad liked Nena(of 99 Red Balloons fame).
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Various horror babes.
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I can't name a particular actress but when watching any movie with an actress who would've been around his age when he saw the movie in like the 70's/80's he'll always say out loud "God she's still so hot" out loud
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>>217780478
My parents have never discussed their sex fantasies with me. Is that weird?
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>>217789403
Telling you they think a movie star is hot isn't exactly jerking off in front of you anon
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>>217781055
So that's what she looks like outside of her Stone Age waifu makeup. Weird.
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>>217789460
You never saw Commando bro?
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>>217789476
Just the frames of Arnold with the log and the rocket launcher - but those about 400 times.
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I have no idea who people liked in the 70s. Her, maybe.
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Pretty sure my dad had a thing for Janice Rand
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>>217786104
Teri Hatcher was better in McGyvers and Tango&Cash
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>>217787713
TESCHMAAAAAACHEEEEER!!!!
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>>217789513
Go watch it now!
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>>217789460
This movie is kino.
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For my dad it's Meryl Streep. In his defense I get it, she used to be a well-respected and decent actress who looked way above average for the period.
It's Susan Sarandon for me.
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Hot Lips from MASH, she had a real hold over boomers.



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