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>>217780774good, you can focus on kino itself
It starts with grabbing a couple popcorns and eating modestly and ends with shoving handfuls in.They're enriching the popcorn dude.
American?
>>217780793it's not a kino. it's some slop i have to sit through because society demands a young man be tortured for the chance of having sex even tho he has already paid for it technically
>CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
>>217780854>rent freeImagine not being able to look at food without thinking about Americans.
Why not have a meal before the viewing, you fat oink pig fuck?!
>>217780774I like to buy hotdogs from costco and bring them with me
>>217780914kekThey're always thinking about Americans. 24/7. They never stop seething.
>>217780774>kettle corn
>>217780891>""""Nachos"""">Just chips, peppers, and a packet of cheese with no meat
>when the nofunfag makes a big point of not buying the overpriced concessionsOk nigga
>Buy popcorn or any other kind of warm snacks>Save it until the movie starts>The beginning is really calm and quiet, so everybody around you will hear the crunching sounds>By the time the action picks up, the snakcs have gone cold and the soda has gone warm
>be me>order large bucket of popcorn for $14.99>tell them specifically that I want butter in the middle and I want to salt the middle to evenly distribute the salt and butter>they don't listen and just dump extra butter on top of a filled bucket and hand me the salt>throw the bucket on the ground>turn 360 degrees and walk away>mfw I have no faceI'm paying $15 for $0.01 of product do what I tell you fucking minimum wagies.
>>217780891Are you a dip or pour over man, /tv/?
Eating in movie theaters wasn't a thing until Americans started bringing in meals to movie theaters during the 1940s
>>217781352If you did that when I was working at the cinema it would have been a different story bud, trust me
Do Americans actually eat food at the Cinema?
I never finish my popcorn in a theater, there's way too much
>>217780885never had a gf, but do people really go on dates to cinema before they are in a relationship? it always seemed to me like a shitty place for that, there's barely any room on interaction, even after the movie there is probably not much to talk about
protip: like 2 hours before you plan to leave, drink a lot of water. You'll piss it all out before you go and stay hydrated through the entire run time.
>>217780925This but with frozen nuggies that I heat up during the movie with an Easy Bake Oven that I run off my portable generator
>tfw had severe diarrhea from eating an entire bag of blue takis the night before Avatar was first in theaters and I had to shit on the back end of the seat like half an hour in and spent the rest of the movie on the literal edge of my seat to keep my pants out of the smeared smurf I left behind for some poor wagie to clean up
I sneak in cheeseburgers and beer
>>217780774This is like that famous marshmallow experiment they did on children. The children who exhibited more self control and waited to have their marshmallows until later were more intelligent. I am afraid you do not fall into that category, OP.
>>217781073Why do you care?
>>217781811>He doesn't go to a theater that will serve him cheeseburgers at his seat.Country life must be hard. Very hard, indeed.
>>217781364lots of toppings? covered. just a couple? dip. simple as.
>>217780774Food should be banned in all theaters. Thankfully it is at my local cinematheque. But for new releases I have to listen to the troglodytes stuffing their stupid gullets
>>217780774Movie popcorn just tastes that good
>>217780774I prefer crablegs with my kino like a gentleman.
>>217780961that guy is lucky he even got peppers, most theaters don't even include that
I made some on the stove at home, and the girl I was with ate every single un-popped kernel. It was bizarre...and kinda hard to watch.
>>217781894Do you think he just dropped that bucket like 50 times while practicing to get good at it?
>>217781884People eat while watching at home, why can't they do it in the moovee theeayturr?
>>217781933I didn't know slop went back that far. Why are they depicting a family when TV dinners are clearly for single men? If you have a 1950s wife why would you eat this garbage, it's her damn job to cook something decent
>>217781465Unironically the best way to kinoplex thirdies are missing out.
I make my girl bring in Taco Bell and bags of Family Dollar candy in her purse
>>217781465This makes me wonder why movie restaurants aren't a thing. Like an actual sit down and dine theater with more space per seat, maybe have some sort of underground setup below the theater where the wagies can hustle between lower aisles so they don't block the screen, like troops moving through trenches. Have everything be on menus with writing or something similar and buttons that silently alert the wagies, nonverbal, so nobody has to speak to interrupt the kino when they want a coffee after dinner.
>poorfagsimagine not bringing caviar to enhance your kino
>>217781970There is a lot you don't know about that time, even though /pol/ leads you to believe that you do.
>>217780774the stale reheated soft pretzel is the only thing worth wasting money onand goy syrup if the freestyle machine has Surge
>>217781984that sucks assa bunch of fatasses who cant live without something in their mouth for 2 hours having waiters run back and forth in front of you bringing all these people syscoslop
>>217780793i never order drinks / snacks for kinos. only for flicks.i had all sorts of snacks for avatar 3. i had nothing for marty supreme.
>>217781760to not miss a few minutes of avatar? as if you didn't know the entire plot from the trailer
>>217781970It was just normal frozen food back then, no different from freezing your home cooked dinner. The modern equivalent is reformed chicken sludge mixed with soi, potatoes full of soi, everything doused in chemicals, filler, and and soi
>>217780774I used to sneak in Long John Silver's at my theater.
>>217781722>His theater doesn't have it's own microwaves in every aisle.Laugh at the rural hick, everyone.
>>217780774Popcorn should be free. It's like all we grow. There's probably tons of kernels just sitting in silos across the country
>>217781456nta but in the future I strongly advise not making such faggy posts thanks
>>217781364Everyone normal is dip you fucking freak
>>217780774FUCK YOU
