What the heck am I in for guys???
>>217782122The most kino porn you've ever seen.
>>217782122Tinto Brass has made better movies. Paprika is his masterpiece
>>217782122Actual pornography.
not a very good movie
>>217782122Academy Award™ Winner Helen Mirren's spread asshole and pusy lips
Kino performance by McDowell, peak Helen Mirren, and a few hundred shots of tits, dicks and pussies (unless you watch the new cut that removes most of it)
>>217782166I just looked up screenshots of her in this movie and dear jesus I think I need to go fap now
>>217782186To be fair the sex scenes add nothing
>>217782147I got the Uncut version on dvd ages ago, don't remember how old I was. But I liked it, didnt really know anything about the controversy and I only recognized Mcdowell. It was fun.
>>217782122An absolute dumpster fire that I can't stop hate watching. Watch the original cut because unedited is just random porn scenes from other movies crammed in for people to jack off every 15 minutes.
>>217782166Barely visible, her nudes in Savage Messiah are the most tasty ones of her
>>217782342>because unedited is just random porn scenes from other movies crammed inCompletely untrue. ALL the porn scenes were specifically shot and edited for the film by BOB G. TB was opposed to having graphic porn, so he was not involved in the shooting and editing of the HC scenes that were added into the film.
>>217782122>literal glorified porn>screenplay written by one of the more influential American writers/public intellectuals everShit’s weird
>>217783230In the 70s people believed that porn and mainstream cinema would merge and you would have porn playing in multiplexes by the 90s
>>217782122I've never seen it but apparently there's a giant moving red murder wall that advances forward very slowly and at its base it carries a blade that lops off victim's heads. The victims are buried in the earth, just beneath the wall (their heads exposed), so that the various sick fucks of Rome can watch and get their kicks.
>>217783230>screenplay written by one of the more influential American writers/public intellectuals everMaybe one of the first drafts when it was intended to be an actual biopic or something like that. But then Penthouse producers came in and that was that. Vidal essentially walked away and his name was used like an ornament.
>>217782122There was a new version of that film released in 2023 called Caligula: The Ultimate Cut. It has zero seconds of footage from the theatrical version. A completely different movie from old unused footage. Make of that what you will.
>>217783302Yeah, the funniest scene aside from Caligula fisting a groom on his own wedding.
>>217782122A horribly edited piece of shit that's impossible to sit through. But it's got prime Hellen Mirren pussy if that's what you want.
>>217783268Fuck the Moral Majority for killing that dream.
>>217782122I love when little boots does his silly dance. I remember watching this film with my dad and he went during the fisting scene. "I'll have what he's having. Hahah" silly old man I love him so much.
