>Before you leave, Kyle, remember, like I told you: you cum in her pussy, ok?
>>217782220Imagine having your dad as your best friend I wish I could go back in time.and hang out with my dad when he was my age
>>217782241>"Dude, I met this girl last night, she deepthroated me! I didn't ask or anything she swallowed my dick. My whole dick, dude!"It's your mom.
>>217782292Yeah, well, I gapped your wife's snatch when I came out of her. Sorry for stretching your favoritr fuck hole out, dude, I mean dad
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>>217782220Do you think this version of John is from the second or third timeline?
>>217782241The blackpill version of this is that your dad is probably a normie from the 80s and your a degenerate internet user so he would probably bully you and then fuck your mom.
>>217782528Not even close, but I appreciate your effort anon
>>217782528Nta but if anything it would be the other way around. I was a bully at school and he was very short, but apparently a psycho so maybe shouldn't fight him and cause a time paradox/delete myself from existence by kicking him in the nuts.>Tfw your own dad colombines your ass due to your treatment of him.
In back to the future it's a problem if he fucks his mom, but if you had a gay relationship with your dad, that would be ok wouldn't it? As long as you make him straight enough to cum in your mom, or, have a threesome where you fuck him in the ass while he's in your mom so he cums in her.The worst case scenario is he jizzes YOU on yourself. Imagine that comldmic horror happening!
>>217783045This would be a great plot for a movie. Like Frequency or Back to the Future, but with a m night shamalam tweest
>>217783121I feel like this is something you want to happen for yourself.
>>217782220lol
>>217782241Imaging your dad trying to suck your cock
>>217782220The whole premise is retarded, he must exactly do whatever he did that afternoon or thwre will never ever be a John Connor as the slightly variation in a myriad of things (time, temperature, stress, etc all must be exactly the same each time) could alter what sperm arrives to the egg first.
>>217782220>Kyle, remember, you're carrying me back with you. Blast me into her, Kyle.
>>217782241Dadmogged
>>217784103is the tit grab really necessary for fertilization?
>>217784146It probably causes her body to release all kinds of endorphins, proteins and hormones that help with gestation. Probably...
>>217784146are you willing to take that risk?
>>217782241My dad was a handsome gigachad. Why the FUCK would he even hang out with me?
>>217782241My dad would literally throw my into a trash can if I approached him back in high school. Mom said he was the high school jock terror "with a lovable side" when he wasn't curb stomping nerds.
>>217783045My dad was a short psycho too, apparently. My mom told me stories of him going for like 20 mile runs just to get the rage out so he didn't kill someone. Love that motherfucker.
>>217782220The first movie is a pretty tight and neat causality loop. It only starts to get more and more contrived with the sequels. As much as I love T2 Cameron just fudged what he needed to with the plot so he could make terminator 1.5 because he got screwed out of money for the first movie.
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>>217782220You're too stupid to appreciate kino. Go watch Avatar
>>217782220>Kyle, rubbers are the enemy! You're not a fuckin' T-600, man
>>217782220>He made me remember this message>Thank you, Sarah, for your courage through the dark years. I can't help you with what you soon must face, except to say that the future is not set. You must be stronger than you imagine you can be. You must survive, or I will never exist, and no anal.
>Oh shit... I forgot to tell him not to steal the shit and cum crusted pants from the first homeless guy he saw
>>217785142>but also... play it fucking cool and don't become a total psycho who gets her kid taken away by social services
>>217782220>Kyle there's going to be something in the past called a CONDOM. Based on our research you need to stay the fuck away from it. Yeah no time to explain but if you even go near a condom we're all fucked ok? Don't question orders.
>>217782220>I'm not going to sugar coat it, Kyle, terminators walked among us long before they turned on us. They were only allowed to operate within the red light districts so avoid those zones at all costs.
>>217784146is the tit grab really necessary he says
>>217784370this shit is hilarious
>>217784146Absolutely necessary , anon
>>217784146ovums are stored in the boobs
>>217782241I'd also like to hangout with your dad when he was your age
>>217784146She'll think you're gay if you don't grab her tit
>>217782220>Bury it, Kyle. Balls deep. I’m talking so deep King Arthur himself couldn’t pull it free.
>Viagra, Kyle?
