A polarizing piece.
>>217783636MAGApedes are cheating.
>>217783659are they? a Slovenian prostitute who can barely speak English going on a shopping spree is unironically the kind of thing they seem like they'd genuinely regard as cinema
>>217783659>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE CHOSEN PEOPLE WE HATE TRUMP AND YOU HAVE TO HATE HIS WIFE OR YOU ARE CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>217783861'the chosen people' adore trump, aipac writes his cheques
>>217783861weird that all his kids are married to chosen people, that he's on chosen people currency etc
this is a money washing scheme or something i swear
Safe to say this is basically the alt-rights version of The Last Jedi, right?
>all this seething over a harmless, ultimately irrelevant movieMeanwhile in reality no matter how hard you weep or cry or seethe, he's still your President and he's still deporting all your illegal slave-labor.
>>217784247>LE ALT-RIGHTOh, hi, Hillary. How are things going for you back there in 2017?
>>217784630ngl seeing the rest of the world treat our senile retard president that literally shits his diaper in rage as if he's a real person does make them all seem like fucking cucks
that polarity means its straight to the bin
>every single new release that gets a rotten score gets mocked on /tv/ for weeks >NOOOO YOU CANT DO TGAT LIBTARDS YOURE SEETHING REEEEElol, sneed even.
>>217784732Shalom
Sharty chuds are the funnest targets for trolling these days
>>217784237>bezos is a billionaire>writes melania a multi-million dollar check for "actressing"where is the washing? this is straight up capitalism.
>>217783761this sounds like an art house movie
Serious question: Was it really a masterpiece?What made it such a critical darling, that it's widely considered one of the greatest documentaries ever filmed?
>>217784888If a local developer pays the mayor's wife 300k for an old lawnmower that has been in a barn no one is terribly confused what happened but it still makes sense to ask what he actually bought with that money.
>>217784714>How can I spin the fact that the entire planet cucks to Trump and his will into a bad thing???...Lmao you faggots are DESPERATE by this point.
>>217785020>>217784888The funniest part is that there was a bidding warThe budget raced up because Amazon, Disney, Netflix, and Paramount all FOUGHT to be the ones to distribute this movie; Amazon unsurprisingly wrote the biggest check at the end.It's really odd because you'd think at least three of those studios ostensibly hate the protagonist.
>>217785032where did I say it's a bad thing?
>>217783636Partisan seethe aside there doesn't seem to be much happening in the documentary. Melania picks out decor for the holidays, she wears a dress, she offers a few platitudes about how nice it would be if we all got along. And that's it, according to the reviews.It would have been different maybe if she was playing an active role in the campaign, or if there were more scenes of her giving moral support to Donald, or interactions with Barron, or if she was involved with nonprofits and giving more speeches. But she simply doesn't do things like that, she is a very private person who isn't active on the scene, and that's why it was strange to make a documentary of her. Usually documentaries are to give an inside look on a person who is already well known but there's so little people knew of her to begin with
Real talk for a second, do even MAGA people like Melania?
>>217785086MAGA people will like whatever Trump tells them to like. including raping children and eating feces out of baby intestines.
>>217785086They seem to like her for being more attractive than Michele and less obnoxious than Jill. In other words they like her for what she isn't, not what she is
>>217783636I seriously doubt this movie is good at all but I also seriously doubt it’s 3% levels of bad. I mean there are worse documentaries on RT with higher scores.Just shows that there really is a massive ass libtard bias in Hollywood but people have known that for literally a century now.
>>217785086>>217785084The actual audience demo of the movie has been>77% female>median age of 65So I can't wrap my head around it but I can accept it, it feels like the same people who went apeshit for nothings like Dr. Phil and Joel Osteen
>>217785152this film is literally just a money laundering scheme.
>>217783636donnie is blackmailing brett ratner
>>217785182This is a weird gotcha because it then means that in that pic Brett Ratner was caught feeling up a 28-year-old Slovenian woman
>>217783659>The people who have to prove they watched the film are cheating, the real number is the anonymous retarss who can say whatever they wantDo people actually believe this, or is it just a shitpost?
>>217783861>>217784194>>217784218kek
>>217783636It's hilarious that a documentary about a boring first lady was so triggering. How shitty would your life have to be to see that this doc exists and do anything other than say, "neat," and move on, let alone go create an account to post a bad review because politics. What a miserable existence.
>>217786991>What a miserable existence Such is the life of the chronic TDS sufferer.
So just to be clear, the movie is bad but rightoids are paying to see it and pretending it's good to own the libs yes?
Ive seen it. It's a tour de force, melania is beautiful and classy, the highest grossing documentary in history, also Jeff Bezos is very cool and handsome, don't forget to vote for Trump for a 3rd term. #MAGA
Anyone ever think of how we call each other the most vile and hateful shit in threads about politics and then just go peacefully chatting with the same exact anons in other threads about porn/kino? Like that anon you just called a satanic commie libtard who’s gonna burn in hell could’ve been the same anon you just had a pleasant discussion about an actress’ ass with.That’s what makes the place different from Reddit. Because all of you anons are my brothers and I would side with you against any normie, even one who shares my politics.
>>217783636What's the movie about?
>>217787066Precisely.
