They can't be fucking serious
it should be 45 hours, 3 minutes.
>>217785029Will there be an intermission?The barrier to intermissions lately hasn't actually been the cinemas but rather the directors crying about them, these movies are made by the executives so maybe they will allow onee
>>217785029>Disney is so out of touch they think people still love capeshit enough to watch 4 hours of that slop.
>>217785029Makes a billion dollars and still bombs incoming. Doomsday: Fire and Ass.
>>217785044Best part is they kill the Tobey Spider-verse in the first 5 min. The seethe will be hilarious.
>>217785029If I get only 10 minutes of screentime for the X-Men out of those 4 hours I'm gonna be pissed
>>217785075nah, everyone moved on to TASM glaze now
>>217785029the brown majority and key demographic in America has that kind of attention span? Dayum!!!!!!
>>217785029Neeeeewp
>>217785029So wait for a decent cam rip then, gotcha
>>217785029… that 3 hours and 45 minutes should be spent with all of the Avengers goofing on Dr. Doom on how he looks too much like Tony Stark.
>>217785043If a Marvel movie has an intermission /tv/ will be forced to acknowledge it as kino
I am not watching a movie for FOUR FUCKING HOURS
>>217785029 THERSS GOING TO BE AN INTERMISSION !!!!
>>217785029>Nexus Point NewsIt's real. They're always spot-on. This is suicidal. 3 hours and 10-20 minutes, sure, but not nearly 4 fucking hours? And this is just the FIRST movie of a duology. They're sinking this ship. NPC's love capeshit but only if it's chopped up in TikTok parts with slowed + reverb phonk and mind-destroying sound effects, AI upscaling and colored 3D text.
>>217785029>217785029Think of all the quips! OMG!!! YES!
>>217785029I'm going to show up late and then during the intermission if someone leaves with a good seat, im gonna steal if then pretend not to understand them when they ask for it back
>>217785041Based
were they ever serious?
>>217785029Imagine subjecting yourself to this when you dont have some clickbaity youtube channel and you get hundreds of thousands of views for 'reviewing' the latest cape slopLike you just wanted to do thisUnreal
>All these DCucks in this topic absolutely seethingLmao I'll be there day one for this kino, get fucked
More like Poopsday, since nobody will be able to get through this runtime without having to take a break and drop a deuce
>>217785029The death of capeshit will be televised I see
Alan Cummings used to work with Kubrick.
>>217785029>part 1!
>>217785029>endgame wasn't actually the end
>>217785029>3 hours and 45 minutesHow is this going to work with people's non-existent attention spans? Sounds like a bloated disaster
>>217786932Saar, designated shitting street please. Saar this is family board.
>>217785029Based, finally I'll get my money worth for a KINO experience.
Gonna be a hilarious disaster, the good will is gone
>>217789752>Captain America is back>X-Men vs Avengers>iron Man is probably in itanon its going to make a billion
>>217785044>giving the audience what it wantshttps://rumble.com/v12noj1-the-martian-american-torture-cow-has-grown-up.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_v
>>217789775 no one fucking gives a fuck anymore.
>>217785486Good thing it's a 3 hour and 45 minutes movie
>>217785043>intermissionBut anon, if they add an intermission, they will cumulatively take up enough time to force out a slot for another movie showing.
>>217785029Why not just release 2 movies if you have that much footage?
>>217785075they reset the whole mcu in secret wars, it doesn't matter.>>217785029yeah, this gonna be a torrent for me
So it's just a Disney+ show shoved into theaters? Half of them were six episodes or less.
>>217785041This, but its footage of naked women with 2 minutes of the actual movie playing every so often
>>217789775It wont in the west. It might in india/china if it passes the supreme leaders approval.
>>217785029>Fallig for Facebook baitI know people here can be dumb but holy suck
>>217785029Wow, 3 hours and 45 minutes? I wasn't really that excited for this, but now that I know it's a really long movie, that means it's definitely going to be good.
>>217785043There better be so I can refill my soda and popcorn. Ha there butter be!
>Was supposed to end with The Last Stand>Retconned that ending and gave the OG cast a happy ending final sendoff in Days of Future Past>Retcon that ending and have a definitive sad final chapter in Logan>Essentially retcon that ending with Deadpool 3 and have yet another final goodbye to FOX X-Men>Now we're getting the 5th final goodbye to the 00s X-Men because the MCU is so dead their only hope for making money is nostalgia shit that their own fanboys used to tell us we're supposed to hate just because disney didnt own it
>>2177900574 hours with intermission autist
>>217785029>4 hours of capeslopIs Disney retarded?
>>217785029>4 hours of quippy dialogue, one-liners, horrible costume design, characters nobody knows, generic sci-fi CGI backgrounds and a story nobody can follow if they didn't watch the 165 episodes of spinoff-shows over the last 10 years.Sign me up
Why are American attention spans so bad?
>>217790725>why don't you want to watch a shitty movie for 4 hours?
>>217786932How many rupees will that cost, Durga?You’ll be bringing extremely flammable fireworks, right?
>>217790869i did, avatar fire and ice
>>217790725>why am I obsessed with Americans, saar?
>>217787526Shouldn't the fact that an actor "believes" in its character a major part of it? I remember there was a japanese director but also Villeneuve that spoke about creating an environment for the actor to believe that they were inhabiting that world
Pirates 3 is the last movie with an intermission I watched in the theaters. I was drunk and underaged.
>>217785486>The other 15 minutes will return in Avangers: Doomsday
Even longer than To Boldly Fleeeee?
>>217785029>xmen memberberries with actors 26 years older than when they first appearedCan't wait to see the crew of almost 60 year olds pretending to be half their age.
I hope that Doomsday is just 3 hours and 45 minutes of Tony Stark fucking Doctor Doom right in his Dussy.
>>217791123B L A C K C U C KLACKCUCK
>>217785029Has anyone ever watched a Marvel movie and said in a serious voice that they should be longer than 1h 30m?
>>217791123>She ain't a virgin broSmartest zoomer.
longer movies are better, actually. the normals crave shorter and shorter 'content'. they should not get it. make everything longer and let their ipad attention spans cry.
>>217790597This is very true, I actually was so dedicated to being anti-Fox that I called in bomb threats to the set of Fant4Stic so they had to cancel filming on multiple days, I'm pretty sure I'm the reason that film sucked
>>217790597Reminder that this woman gave her pussy up to a crackhead kfc worker over a $30 keychain and her simps got mad at her
>>217790597Foxmen gigafan here>Retconned that ending and gave the OG cast a happy ending final sendoff in Days of Future Past>Retcon that ending and have a definitive sad final chapter in Logan>Essentially retcon that ending with Deadpool 3 and have yet another final goodbye to FOX X-MenThose 3 were always different timeline branches, even before the multiverse concept got popular in movies. The only change was Last stand to DOFP; buts its a time travel movie not a retcon. Logan is a different timeline, the happy ending of DOFP still happens. Deadpool 3 is a whole different universe from the multiverse.
>more fake news to keep people interested in the movieI sleep
People really believe this movie will fail? I know you're all dumb but this is the stupidest take I've seen in a while. Well done, you've surpassed yourselves.
>>217785056It’s so sad that this is probably true. Retards in Hollywood really need to learn to control spending.
>>217789775The budget is so bloated a billion dollars would still be a financial bomb.
>>217786153>then pretend not to understand themAnon outed himself for being ESL......
>>217790725Runtime isn't about the actual length of the movie, it's whether the movie deserves that much time to begin with. A bloated 2 hour movie feels slower to watch than a 4 hour movie that's deserving of that time. Frankly most Marvel movies could be 80 minutes
Many are unaware of this but under the Americans With Disabilities act when a showing is over 3 hours you are technically allowed to vape, or piss or shit where you sit , if needed. As long as you can prove medical necessity, and there's a lot of successful precedent and case law.
>>217785029MFW
>>217785029>almost four hours of capeshitinb4 this is designed to be watched while dicking around on your phone so seeing it in a theater is going to be pointless
>>217792657Every Marvel film last year failed. And there's absolutely no build up to this one. Who is Doom? This is why those hacks hired RDJ, otherwise you have no interest in this villian.
Directed by Wang Bing
imagine the smell
>>217793986Doom is an alternate Tony Stark
>>217786932Nobody mentioned DC until you did you fucking tsundere
>>217789775>iron Man is probably in itPoint against it, people are past clapping when the dead return in capeshit, the situation with cap isn't much different either.
>>217790057Plus pre screening ads + credits + tip
>>217792657>Star wars can't fail>Monster hunter can't fail>Superman and Batman can't failEven those Jurassic movies are starting to fall a bitAudiences are done tolerating trash.
This isn't true simply because it limits how many times it can be shown.
>>217788406Wrong it was the end. And it was a perfectly good ending. Actually, it was a remarkable end to a decade arc. After watching it I felt no need to ever watch another Marvel movie again. It's like when your watching Stargate and the finally defeat Anubis and the final episode book ends with the movie as they go back in time. Perfect ending for the show and no reason to ever continue. Was there a bunch of seasons afterwards? Yes. But it doesn't matter because there already was an ending.
>>217785029Don't worry anon, there will be no scene longer than 90 seconds, watching it will be like your everyday TikTok doomscroll - you can stop and continue anytime you want.
I don't care that if you're capable of watching a 4 hour long movie, im more baffled that you're willing to watch 4 hours of capeshit
>>217794531More like TikTok Dr. Doomscroll, amirite?
>>217785029>Expecting children eating their own body weight in snacks to sit for that length of timeWonder if we'll see trashed theatres like with the Minecraft thing.
>>217785029how fucking desperate insecure and childish you can be to throw out all this hype screens about your stupid capeshitI don't give a single fuck
>>217790098>Why not just release 2 movies if you have that much footage?They're probably discussing that right now.
>anyone ITT believing this, just because an IG clickbait image says it Right now Doomsday is still far enough away from release that there will be a lot of editing work left to do, it will be months until the filmmakers know what the runtime is
>>217785029Unironically this will do shitty at the box office because the theaters can only run at most three shows a day in their designated auditoriums.
>>217795935kek
>>217785088>everyone moved on to TASM glaze nowyou can't be serious bro. no waywhy is everything that's shit consider good 10+ years latersame shit with the SW prequels
>>217785078The bloat will be somewhat reined in by not including the Guardians of the Galaxy at all, which frees up room for the X-Men and FF to have their time to shine
>>217796368It's not so much that the Amazing movies overall are praised, it's that people thought Garfield was good in No Way Home and wish he had some better movies to himself
>>217785029it could be 6 hours of a strobe light with an accompanying loud buzzing sound and it would have the same effect
When is this coming out?I was looking through the IMDB release calendar for 2026, and... it sucks. There's really not much coming out at all. In fact... when I looked, I was specifically anticipating finding something fun around July 4th.NOTHING.There's one July 4th release and it's a revolutionary war movie. I was expecting to see some bigger releases, desu. Best movie so far this year was Gundam Wing : Endless Waltz 30th year anniversary>30th anniversary
>>217785029I am already fed up of 2 hours being the new normal instead of 90 mins, why the everliving fuck would I want to spend over 4 hours in a cinema (commercials)? Why? Fuck that
who's directing it? the Electric State guys?
>>217796751December this year. First time an Avengers movie will be a Christmas release It was going to come out in May but got delayed
>>217796751December. Same day as DUNC, but no IMAX because DUNC has 3-weeks of exclusivity
>>217785029man, how the fuck do you expect for any studio to have that shitload of characters and a story where they can do something a little bit interesting? yeah, i dont plan to watch that crap on cinema, i will play 2x faster on my secondary monitor, pirated while i do another stuff and watch hardcore porn. The fans are to blame, they wanted a lot of characters, there you go, you cant have a lot of characters without a lot of time.
>>217790944kek
>>217786102man, i'm already worried about this faggot, he will cry and cum and have diarrhea when he see the trailer.
>>217785029might as well split it into 2 movies at that point
4 fucking hours of whedonspeak. Imagine. >>217798528No ones asking for Captain Theft, Xthuahdkeudhslwheoek, Brie Larson, the failed FF, etc.
>3 hours 45 minute movie>1 hours of ads and trailers>intermission>basically an entire day spent watching a single movieWHAT WERE THEY THINKING? ASS!
>>217785029There's an intermission, right?
You can shut this thread down. Disney would never allow this. The longer the movie is the less total shows you can cram into a day. The only way they would agree to this is if theaters agreed to give them every single theater for like 2 weeks straight which isn't happening
>>217785099>the brown majority and key demographic in America has that kind of attention span? Dayum!!!!!!
>>217790725>Why are American attention spans so bad?
>>217792657>People really believe this movie will fail? I know you're all dumb but this is the stupidest take I've seen in a while. Well done, you've surpassed yourselves.
>>217796314It fucking blows my mind that I share this board with so many low-IQ retards who see an image like this and just believe it without a hint of skepticism.
>>217785029this is 100% not happening, because there will be many people who will straight up refuse to sit for 4 hours. there goes your kid audience and a chunk of your adult audience. itll be edited down to 2h 50
We are on the very verge of being unable to pretend these 65 year old men juiced to the gills on roids can fight anyone or be action stars. Soon Hollywood will be forced to find new young people. The problem is, all new young people they find seem to suck. Because they're only looking for daughters of crew, nepo hires, etc. Hopefully this causes Hollywood to die, because shit eating kike rat pigs would rather destroy their empire than allow it to be infiltrated in any way.
>>217790597What I find truly amazing is that Marvel tanked their own franchises so hard that nostalgia baiting 20 year old movies that weren't even 1/10th as popular as their own franchises is now their best move. The Avengers movies are relying on Fox X-men to save them. What a reality.
>>217790597Damn this bitch ugly what the hell
>>217791742>Reminder that this woman gave her pussy up to a crackhead kfc worker over a $30 keychain and her simps got mad at herYeah you're one of the jilted simps LMAO. She knew that guy from before the show via Minecraft but keep seething sperglord.
>>217796368>>217796432It's getting praise because TASM 1 wasn't as bad as people remembered and the Lizard was kino.
>>217793414it's called american
>>217790080>movie theaters actually make money from junk food rather than movie ticketsliterally all the theaters would be pro-intermission.
this is unfair to those of us that get drunk during moviesI need piss breaks
>>217785029They are not cutting that deep into my gta6 time
>>217785041FPBP
