>>217785386
>1936-1981-2026
We're now as far away from Raiders as Raiders was from the events in the film.

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>>217785479

Raiders > Temple > Crusade > Skull

>>217785386
None, and I prefer Indy to Star Wars. No matter how red-pilled I become, I can never let go off this trilogy. Damn you, Spielberg. That reptilian Shylock can make a mean adventure flick, let me tell you.

>>217785386
back to the future

>>217785479
Neat

>>217785530
Temple was fun but come on, Crusade is a perfect film

>>217785546
Good choice
Still gotta give it to Indiana Jones though

I'm tired of pretending Last Crusade isn't the best.

>>217785752
It's always been my favorite since I was a young kid. It's so perfect. Explains Indy's origins and backstory, explodes the history and dynamics with his father, and wraps up all the storylines in a satisfying and fun way
There was absolutely no reason to make another

>>217785715
I agree, it's my favorite. The funniest, the most heartfelt, the most adventerous, the only one about Christianity. The only thing it lacks is that the two that came before it had more dark moments, but I think you're watching Indy for the wrong reasons if that's what you value them for.

2>3>1>5>4 Fucking midwits.

>>217785752
Personally I can't judge it objectively because I feel like last crusade was CONSTANTLY being played on HBO and I've seen it so many times that I know every single beat by heart.
Temple has a special place because the scene where they rip out the guys heart traumatized me as a kid and made me forever fearful and mistrustful of jeets because they might be in a kali cult.

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>>217785858
>5

My Star Wars opinion will piss you off as well. By episode. 5>6>1>4>3>2. Cope Seethe Dilate

>>217785912
Le Boofters on suicide watch

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>>217785479
what a time to be alive

>>217785858
I can respect having Temple as your favorite, but I cannot respect any man who even saw Indy 5. Why even? You knew it would suck. Did you not learn anything after Crystal Skull?

>>217785863
Did my Religions of the World final on the Thuggee cult

>>217786014
this. indy 4 was bad enough

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>>217785752
Well I for one am tired of pretending that Willie and Short Round aren't endearing. Oh wait, that's right, I never even bothered pretending in the first place, I always liked them. The fact that they trigger redditors and brown people is just the cherry on top.

>>217786014
Did you even see it and form your own opinion or just listen to other people’s opinion? Fake news man it was good. Girl was a villain for half the film. The end of Skull in unforgivable slop. Spielberg couldn’t make a practical alien? Shia swinging from vines with monkeys like Tarzan. Skull is ass the only thing good was the family banter.

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>grail theme intensifies

>>217785715
he's right though

crusade is raiders 2.0 with connery. it's amazing because the chemistry with ford and sean are off the charts. but temple is the pulpiest of them all and original. crusade is just race against time vs the nazis again with a judeo-christian macguffin

>>217786116
Of course I didn't see it, hence why I said I can't respect any man who has even seen it.

Four reasons:
>Not made by Spielberg or Lucas. Basically fan-fiction at best.
>Crystal Skull sucked. Fool me once, shame on you.
>The Last Crusade was already a perfect ending to a perfect trilogy.
>I struggle to even remember the last time Hollywood made a decent blockbuster, let alone something comparable to Indiana Jones.

No way in hell I'm paying those ghouls for further desecrating a cherished icon of my childhood.

>>217786207
Yes, Crusade is basically a variation on Raiders, but the set pieces in that film are just so damn good. I love Temple, and it might be the most emotionally resonant of the three, but Crusade is just so BIG, and I'm a size queen when it comes to shit like this.

>>217786234
Pirate it pussy and form an opinion that is your own. It really isn’t what people were saying before it came out. You got filtered by 4 which is a decent film in its own right. I will admit that the Tuk Tuk scene and eels are bad but side by side 5 is a better film then 4. Don’t be a lemming see it for yourself. “People said it was bad I won’t even pirate it” Fucking pussies. “Im such a fan but i wont see the last film they will ever make” Why give my hero Harrison Ford money so he can dump massive cash into his philanthropy” I saw Extraordinary Measures in theaters fucking lil babies. Im twice your age it’s my childhood not yours fuck off.

>>217786257
the tank chase is probably spielberg's most underrated sequence, so that's fair. but temple is just so damn good

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I wish Spielberg and Slocombe had collaborated outside of the Indiana films. They had very similar sensibilities when it came to framing and lighting a scene.

>>217786234
I’ve seen all them IN THEATERS and modern re screenings. Raiders in IMAX was dank. I will give Harrison Ford all my money any day of the week because he will make sure it goes to a good cause.

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>>217786257
>Crusade is just so BIG, and I'm a size queen when it comes to shit like this.
I'm not even hating, but are legitimate gay dudes browsing 4chan now?

I've been here for over a decade and a half and I've never read a post that sounds like it must have come from a bonafide homosexual. There's tons of homo-coomers and edgy Chuck Palahniuk style gays and so on, but this reads like a legitimate gay dude who watches HGTV or Real Housewives in your free time.

I was going to just slap an image of a fag gay dude wearing a t-shirt that says glitter bitch, but I discovered brave browser's search engine has a certain weakness, even with safe search enabled.

files . catbox . moe SLASH ycqsqb . mp4

>>217786083
they both ruined the movie

>>217786355
>You got filtered by 4 which is a decent film in its own right.
No.

And it wasn't made by neither Spielberg or Lucas, so why should I even care? Why not watch any of the hundreds of Indiana fan movies out there instead? Because DoD had a bigger budget? Get real. Crystal Skull sucked, but at least it came from the same minds that made the trilogy. DoD is not canon and doesn't matter.

>>217786014
i never saw Dial and never will. Why would I? Why did anyone?

>>217786450
Reddit or brown?

>>217786234
Have you even read the comics or the books? Do you know anything about Indiana Jones besides the film? Have you played every fucking game and board game? Do you pray at the alter of all your signed Indiana Jones collectibles and photographs? Do you still sleep with an Indiana Jones pillow case? No you don’t because that’s what I fucking do you fucking Reddit midwit. You are nothing.

>>217786488
neither
why does not wanting some annoying kid in my indiana jones adventure film, or a whiney cringe cliche woman somehow make me "reddit" or "brown"?
if anything, like either of them is what makes you reddit since they love to be contrarian

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>>217785386
Anyone play the recent game? So much fucking better than the last two films.

>>217786534
Alright, reddit it is.

>>217786488
kek

>>217786540
the game was genuinely one of the worst games i've ever played and it's 100% to do with the shitty janky mechanics, the worthless broken retarded "combat" and the 3rd person view
i wanted to like it so much but it was just so bad

>>217786485
I saw it because I respect the man that put on the costume for the last time. The man the made me who I am.

>>217785386
i named my dog "Indy" after him lmao

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>>217786540
I agree and the game and DLC was great not the best Indy game but I really enjoyed the story and acting. Badass how the candyman became the true hero. Minotaurs touch was pretty cool. I hope they refine it make 3rd person an option and make another. I got the platinum trophy

>>217786626
after the absolute fucking slog that the main game was, not a chance in hell i'd ever play the DLC
by the time i got to thailand i just wanted the game to be finished and forced myself to just get through it as fast as possible

>>217786534
Filtered. You just don’t get it.

>>217786673
>not liking the shittiest parts of the movie means you're reddit!
nice argument retard

>>217786647
Game was too short in my opinion.

>>217786684
You would get it if you were white.

>>217786684
They are written that way for a reason. They are foils to Indiana. You really don’t get it.

>>217786712
i could have played a proper indiana jones game forever if the mechanics were good
sadly it wasn't

>>217786751
There hasn’t been one since the Super Nintendo.

>>217786801
the atlantis game is a really good one

>>217786844
Hell ya it is. Amazing artwork too.

Never gonna watch Dial

>>217786116
>Did you even see it and form your own opinion or just listen to other people’s opinion?
What a narrow minded goyslopper.
>NOOOOOOO
>You can't heckin decide after seeing the Superbowl trailer where they mocked capitalism
>you can't judge beforehand knowing that Phoebe wrote some of this after she JUST wrote some of the last James Bond and emasculated him
>you can't judge Kathleen Kennedy's track record!!!
>you can't judge Lucas & Spielberg refusing to participate
>you HAVE to sit through this shit before you can decide if you even WANT to sit through this shit!!!
You are a fucking retard who dines on slop.

Temple is mostly shit with some good parts. At the end of the day, its another "White Savior" for a bunch of brown kids film. Ford may be jewish but Indy was raised Catholic. And Willie Scott RUINS Temple, full stop. And spare me any bullshit about how that's the point of her character, the execution of it is just nails on the chalkboard obnoxious to a Jar Jar tier level. Not to mention while filming Temple Spielberg & Ford went to visit actual pedo Arthur C Clarke living in exile in Sri Lanka.

Raiders is the best, Crusade is the best sequel, I'll never watch Dial.

>>217787897
Temple is good but takes for fucking ever to get good

>>217787972
You're a faggot. At least I bothered to say why it's shit, you just sperg out and say "it gud!". Don't speak to me ever again.

>>217786014
>i cannot respect any man who doesn't get his opinions from doomcock!
I bet you still think Fleabag replaced Indy.

>>217785479
stop

>>217786014
The first 20 minutes is kino. The rest is garbage.

>>217785530
literally backwards

>>217786576
hahaha

>>217787801
Say your shit and then Ban me. Found the Tranny Janny.

>>217787897
Midwit syndrome right here. Go back. Temple slaps and so does Phantom Menace. Do you know what a foil is?

>>217786576
That* my bad. What a Mongolian basket weaver I am.

>>217788177
They just follow the crowd. One article spawned all the hate. Sorry your star was ass but this doesnt even come close to as bad as that garbage. Then you see the movie and find out none of it was true. She is a villian or anti hero for the majority of the film until the Man sets her straight. Never gets to be girl boss doesn't become like him or get the torch passed none of that happens or even get hinted at. she is just another character. More like some of the female tag alongs from the comics.

>>217787897
Is your onions bot fully operational?

>>217788572
Kek. Now you know I only post when this topic comes up.

>>217785386

Oh, come on! there's nothing wrong with part 4.

>>217785752
I'll accept a truce with Raidersfags if they admit Crusade's soundtrack is better.

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>>217785386
(Old skool) Indiana Jones is cool as shit, but somehow (old skool) Lara Croft is even cooler to me. Ultimately I still have Raiders/Lucas/Spielberg to thank for the Tomb Raider games though. No Indy, no Lara.

What is fucking bizarrely retarded and hypocritical is how feminist idiots managed to fuck her up when she was exactly the kind of strong take-no-shit capable whammen they're supposedly looking for.

But amazing how they managed to nail the female equivalent of the Indiana Jones right out the gate. Just as Indy is the man women want and men want to be, Lara is the female opposite - if women weren't brainwashed by feminist retardation.

Notice truly great art always seems to inspire secondary harmonics that are just as kino, third, fourth, and so on, and their influence is felt all the way to infinity in some way.

>Do you think there are any retards who can't post on here any more since the CAPTCHA is now sort of like a little IQ test?

>>217788698
Only if.you conceed "Desperate Situation" is the best track on the SNES game.

>>217788835
You do know Indiana Jones is based on even older films down to the hat, whip and half the plot. One of which Spielberg and Lucas purchased and burried.

>>217788835
I mean Laura had a chance without Indy there are plenty of other adventure films that are similar. You don't have to sell her short to all us Indy fags.

>>217788974
As well-known as that Tomb Raider was the admitted direct result of Raiders, and was even originally going to have a male protagonist.

>>217789011
Sure, but this is well-documented and undisputed history. Also being a Zoomfag, you would know how absurd it would have been to deny it at the time. It would be like saying Neptune wasn't inspired by Poseidon, but I bet you wouldn't know the difference like a lot of n00b retards.

>>217789011
Not to mention all the novels and real life adventures that inspired those.

Temple makes thirdies seethe because the British are the good guys

>>217789109
Ya what a zoomfag for thinking Indy would have been made without that source material let alone another film with another name.

everyone in this thread is posting from tel aviv. literally NO ONE in real life genuinely thinks the indiana jones trilogy is some iconic masterpiece.

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>>217785386
Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy.
Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy.

>>217785530
>> Skull being there at all

>>217785959
anyone even considering the prequels has no valid opinion to share

>>217786116
>>217788177
>>217788506
Nobody normal watched that shit

>>217789278
How the fuck did they get away with that

>>217786540
I liked it, mostly just because it was Indy
He was too domesticated tho

>>217786588
lolololol you named your dog after a man? lololololol

>>217788344
>prequeltard
kek

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>>217788835
Yep, loved her. Hated what she became when invaders took control of the IP
og Lara is best female vidya character

Last Crusade is a good movie inside a bubble, but it actually killed the franchise. It relegated the IP to being never ending cheap nazi/russian-of-the-week cliches, and failed to evolve outside of that. It's for this reason that Temple of Doom is the best, as it's the only one in the entire series that dared to do something different.

>>217790140
doom was weaker becasue it had uncharismatic villains. that's why they went back to nazis

also IPs dont' have to evolve at all, especially outside of the premise.

When yo uare done with your IP the IP needs to die and make space for new IPs
Otherwise you get [insert any dogshit prequel, sequel, reboot, remake, reimagining of the last 30 years here]

dead >>>>>>> bastardized

>>217785752
BASADO

>>217785386
This shit is garbage.

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>>217785479
dont like this

>>217790509
>objectively good movies are secretly bad
prequeltard, prometheus shitter or snyderfaggot?

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>>217785386
>nazis!!!
>muh heckin nazis EVERYWHERE

As you all know, his movie, swindlers fist, is 100% fake and gay and is based on the NOVEL schindlers ark

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>>217785479
Heh yeah well that doesn't affect me at all, no sir

>>217786083
This guy gets it
The best Indy movie and the only one after Raiders that wasn't self-indulgent, but tried something new.

>>217786534
Reddit confirmed.
Shortie literally carries half of this movie on his back, despite being a glorified background character

>>217786540
>So much fucking better than the last two films.
As if that was a high bar to pass.
But yeah, the game is pretty good. Almost as good as Emperor's Tomb

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>>217788835
>but somehow (old skool) Lara Croft is even cooler to me
>posts LAU Lara

>>217789011
There is no "u" there, cunt

>>217790854
And yet none of you faggots even picked up on the Neptune/Poseidon thing at all.

Who's the the newfag here again?

>>217790877
Did you answer the wrong post?

>>217790936
You can google it. I'll wait.

>>217785386
We are closer to the time of the events of Star Wars than we are to the events of the first Indiana Jones movie

>>217790945
no thanks
also you sound excessively emotional for some reason
either spoonfeed us or sit down

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>>217790967
If you had actually played the original games and had an IQ above 2, you'd understand the remark faggot.

>>217791049
>outlandish purity test out of nothing
The question was: what it has to do with the post you were answering to?
Try to focus

>>217791153
Your butt sounds Thor.

>>217791163
In english doc

>>217786083
I loved it when I was a kid. But Willie's CONSTANT screaming is unbearable as an adult.

>>217786450
Short Round is the best sidekick ever.

>>217791692
Shut the fuck up

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>>217785479
>10 years ago was 20 years ago
MAKE IT STOP!!!

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>>217785386
Temple of Doom is fucking garbage.

>>217790140
>it actually killed the franchise
It's the final movie of a trilogy you nonce.

>>217788177
>I bet you still think Fleabag replaced Indy.
Who the hell are doomcock and Fleabag?

>>217788506
>I am a rugged individualist and free-thinker because I have loyalty to multi-billion dollar corporations and their products.
Get real.

>>217792172
The beginning is trash the second half is good
Unlike Raiders and Crusade which is good from start to finish

>>217790509
>some of the greatest films of all time are bad because I'm so insecure that the director is a jew
Grow up anon

>>217788835
I have jerked off to different versions of Lara so many times

>>217789150
The worst part about Temple is that it's about Jeets and some shartifact no one cares about
The arc and grail are so much better

>>217789278
Yep, the Pirates of the Caribbean films are amazing adventure films and so much fun
And like Indy, they made too many

>>217792631
The beginning is fine and then the movie gets worse as it goes along.

>>217790140
This is one of the dumbest takes of all time

>>217792753
That's what people with low IQ think. Enjoy retardation.

>>217792790
Great argument anon, wow

>>217792821
Says you

>>217790140
L take no cap. Crusade was always meant to be the end of the series. ffs it it literally ends with Indy riding off in the sunset.

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>>217790288
>"doom was weaker becasue it had uncharismatic villains."
>Mola Ram
>uncharismatic

>>217792878
He was Indian and therefore not as good
Indian fatigue has done irreparable harm to indians the world over

>>217792713
>some shartifact no one cares about
If anything we needed more one off indy films dealing with "B" tier artifacts.

>>217792981
B tier is ok.
Made up stuff is different

either way there was probably never going to be a 4th good Indy movie, even done back in the day

>>217792981
As long as it's something based on real life, even loosely, I'm fine with any artifact

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Would it cringe and larpy if I bought a brown leather jacket similar to Indys?
I mean it's basically a basic brown jacket. For reference I am the same height as Harrison Ford and thin

>>217790843
The story is on par with the OG trilogy imo. It's just so damn good. The whole nephelim/Noah's ark stuff was awesome.

>>217793992
not sure why but my first thought was leon kennedy not indy even though its not furlined

>>217786801
Emperors tomb was great.
Git gud

>>217794075
Better than Atlantis?

>>217793992
>cringe and larpy
Nope, but also don't expect people to get the reference to Indy

>>217793992
I am considering buying a Greatest American Hero tshirt, but I'm afraid I would end smashing a rock in someone's face because I already know they would think I'm larping as a Big Bang Theory retard

>>217792938
He ripped out a man's heart without the man dying. Crusade is my favorite, but Mola Ram is more charismatic than Donovan and the Nazi major whom I can't even remember the name of. In the end when Indy takes him out, you can just see the hatred in his eyes. No other villain got this strong of a reaction out of Indy.
>Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali. In Hell.
Awesome.

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I have come to the mature conclusion that Willie Scott is best Jones girl. Marion is annoying and spends 80% of her screen time being captured by bad guys and rescued by Indy. Elsa talks in her sleep.

>>217794492
That's exactly what I'm going for though. I want the Indy jacket but don't want people thinking "hey that guy is wearing the Indiana Jones jacket!" but rather just think "that's a cool brown jacket"

>>217794784
Elsa was hot as fuck so she wins

>>217794731
You're right and I think I need to rewatch them again paying attention to that
When the other villains died it was like "whelp, okay" but when Mola Ram died Indy genuinely wanted him dead
I think he had the same animosity towards Belloq but we don't get to see the reaction afterward since the scene just ends and then next one he's back at the university or whatever
Would have been interesting to get some wrap up of the arc opening. Like how did Indy get off that island with the arc?

>>217794784
SD: elsa > billie > marion
HD: marion > billie > elsa

marion looked haggard in SD but radiant in HD. elsa looked statuesque in SD but like a german scat porn star in HD. billie wasn't much affected by the difference.

>>217794874
Belloq was a twirp who rightfully got what was coming to him, but nothing more than a smug opportunist, a great foil to Indy the idealist. Mola Ram was genuinely evil and sadistic, enslaving children and committing blood sacrifice, while loving every minute of it.

Writing this out it occurred to me that the current ruling class is entirely made up of Belloqs and Mola Rams.

>>217785752
Last Crusade is a 10/10 movie. Everything about it works perfectly.

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>>217795885
grow up

>>217785752
They will hate you for speaking the truth.

Anyone ever watch Secret of the Incas or China? Those are the films Indiana Jones was directly inspired from

>>217796506
>Its woke
Meh, Gina being a girlboss isn't nearly as bad as the incels like you screeching over it pretend. She mostly did nothing and was just in the way
Indy wasn't so much emasculated like you say as much as just boring and tired feeling. He needed Gina to save him but that's mostly just for plot since it's a video game and she's a side character

>>217794013
Noah's ark showing up actually made me go "whoah wtf". It's the last thing I would have ever expected to see

>>217796858
>incels
people who disagree with you are the majority, negro

>>217797010
Didn't stop you from deleting your post and crying like a bitch
Wipe your tears

>>217796858
>defending wokeness in 2026, as if the fad wasn't over

>>217797055
>U MAD
Typical leftist projection, I can feel your rage from here
It wasn't me btw

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>>217785479
no, stop

>>217785386
>Besides probably the original Star Wars trilogy
Slop Wars was never good and the reboot trilogy is much better than the OGarbage you faggots grew up with

>>217797567
you seem VERY mad

>>217785386
Lord of the Rings
Back to the Future
Austin Powers

>>217798159
>Austin Powers

>>217785386
Put on Indiana Jones
Fall asleep
Try again the next day
Fall asleep again

Are you nerds sure you're not just nostalgic about the past? These are very mid popcorn flicks.