>Oh my. Did he at least die painlessly?>To shreds you say? (tsk-tsk-tsk)>How's his wife holding up?>To shreds you say?
Its funny joke because it works in both contexts
>>217785609God so comfy. My girlfriend likes to put forensic files on to sleep, but I like to put on futurama. This is the big contention in our household.>I’m already in my pajamas
>>217785643This is the most millennial post i've ever read.
>>217785609I’ve never laughed harder at any joke on tv than bender stealing back the quarter he used for the suicide booth.
>>217786667next ask how fat his gf is
>>217785643Based.
>>217786696Fatter than your imaginary one. Enjoy sleeping alone tonight, anon.
>>217786724I have two bitches in bed with me right now. They're both smoking hot Russian chicks. They're just watching me play 4chan for a little while before I have sex with them for hours tonight. Happy to hear about your slampig though LOL!
>>217786686I remember being fully won over by this show as a kid when Bender said he wanted to kill himself when he discovered what the factory he worked at was producing all along, and when Fry ask what, he replies "suicide booths". I may have pissed myself.
>>217786758Lmao
>>217786758Based
i think about this scene once in a while and remember teriyaki beef jerky was my favoritemaybe i should buy some
>>217786758ok mr gates, I apologize
>>217786667You just know he's eating some heavily processed sugar infused kid's cereal in bed too while blasting a big joint.
>>217786911do mini wheats count
>>217786758literally me
>>217786895Tell Svetlana and Natalya that you are sorry too, they had to contemplate your braphog's girth. I swear to Lenin they got a little big fatter. You owe me.
>>217786758Me too bro, haha *high fives*
>They're tasty, right? Let's call 'em "Tasticles".>We can't call them that.>Why not?>It sounds too much like those frozen rocky mountain oysters on a stick. You know, Testsicles.
>>217787019>I swear to Lenin they got a little big fatter.
feast your eyes on THIS
>>217786758Same.
>>217786758>Only two bitches
>and fry, you've got that brain thing>i already did!
>>217788706The big brain am winning again!
>>217785609>Don't you worry about "blank". >Let me worry about "blank".
>>217786911Comfy. This kills the zoomer.
>Dirt doesn't need luck.
To Captain Bender, he's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!
>>217788920>Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!
>>217785609But enough about Rob Reiner
>>217790940Bravo
>>217785643Your gf also likes when you watch her fuck nogs
>>217785609URECTUM
>Belay that remark
tight wet hot asian Amy pussy
>>217791014Faggot
>>217785609They got a lot of brains, and a lot of...chutzpah.
>>21779094310/10 visual gag, unsurpassable
>>217786758Given Epstein posted here I'd believe shitposts like this are entirely possible.
>Isn't that the machine that makes noses?>It can do other things! Why shouldn't it?!
>>217786758dang
>she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro
