>well Hank, maybe this Heisenberg of yours, is actually me
>>217786783One of the biggest misfires of the show is Hank never even suspecting shit before Leaves of Grass. There should’ve been a brief storyline in S1 or S2 with him looking into Walt and then deciding there’s nothing there
>>217786783Honestly though, I’ve been rewatching this with my wife and when we watched this scene a couple days ago we both burst out laughing.
>>217786819Why would he suspect Walt? As far as he is concerned, Walt is a timid cuck who never did anything naughty his whole life.
>>217786824Didn't happen because you don't have a wife :/
>>217786819To Hank, Walt was a massive beta pussy who wouldn't even hurt a butterfly. Hank was completely blindsided by a man he thought wouldn't even jaywalk
>>217786860It’s true. I lied. I’m just so lonely.
>>217786846>brother in law is a genius chemist who has access to a whole lab from his school>grade A primo meth suddenly shows up in ABQ at the same time as shit starts disappearing from said lab, to which only Walt and his idiot students and the janitors had access
>Well Hank, maybe this Rusty Shackleford of yours, is actually me
>>217786890Hank never thought of Walt as a genius chemist. Walt was just some beta high school teacher married to his sister's wife.
>>217786968>Walt, you’ve got a brain the size of WisconsinLiterally in the pilot nigga
>>217786984Brotherly compliment, didn't think he's in the meth league
>>217786819Hanks ego and surface perceptions of people were his greatest faults and eventual downfall. To him Walt was his in-law with cancer who couldn’t or wouldn’t usually voice his displeasure with people. To him every criminal was the same, meanwhile he had illegal cuban cigars and bragged about it. Hes superficially a jock bully until the Tuco and El Paso situations fuck him up a bit, make him realize his whole career is pointless. Even then he barely grows and only commits to taking down Walt as this kind of “last hurrah” before his career goes downhill.
walt = reddithank = 4chan
>Dad, I want to break bad.>Son, you know once you start there's no going back. >I know. >This means total commitment. Once you start the path there's no leaving the path. Are you ready?>I guess so. >Neat, we'll shave our heads tomorrow.
>>217786890this is more believable than it seems to be honest. Generally people have an idea of who you are, which is kind of preset in their minds based on general past behaviour and also their own projections. Hank merely even entertaining the thought that it could be Walt would have caused severe instability in his entire worldview and sense of reality. So the brain automatically reverts to denial.
>I am the one who knocks>I am the danger HanksWhat was the point of this reveal by Walt? What did it symbolize?
>>217786968>his sister's wifeHot?
>>217786783why is he drinking kool aid out of wine glass? pompous bastard.
>>217786783why didnt Hank give him a job at the DEA as a chemistry specialist
>>217787993you don't need a chemistry specialist to find out if something's meth or not
>>217787630so tru
>>217786819he shoulda gotten busted a few episodes into the first season. the meth cooking gear got traced to his high school lab but hank was just like "oh c'mon it's not like a high school chemistry teacher would want to cook meth, sure he was the only one who had a key, but C'MON! it's walt, he's harmless" worst detective work ever
>>217788589The school janitor was a felon with a history of drug involvement and a minority. 99% of cops would have left it at that.
>>217788061just do what tuco did and snort it off a bowie knife. you'll know it's meth if it's TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT
>>217786819They did do this in S1 with the gas mask plot. Hank came into Walt's job and inspected his lab inventory, clearly not ruling out Walt being involved. Walt just got lucky that the janitor was already there with a record to take the blame.
>>217788589Well, Hank isn't the best detective, this is proven by the fact he doesn't suspect Walt until doing some idle reading while dropping a deuce.
>>217788589he knew walt for 20ish years, the guy was always meek and mild mannered, complete doormat to his wife, history of money problems, second job(doormat there as well), just a grade-a loser from day one. even his profession, walt was doing some weird laser shit at the lab before becoming a hs teacher, so it's a big leap from nerdlinger doormat who used to do some laser shit to cooking meth with gear he store from his lab and then somehow selling it.
>>217786890right after said teacher asked to come on a raid with him, specifically requesting to see what a meth lab looks like
>>217787582I get the whole point about Hank underestimating Walt but even so the circumstantial evidence pointing to Walt in S1 was so fucking overwhelming that I just can’t believe it never even crossed Hank’s mind. Hank himself said “make sure ya keep that lab locked up Walt we wouldn’t want people to start wondering about you hehe” so even Hank logically understood how fucking sus it all was but even then he never seriously considered that Walt was actually Heisenberg. It makes Hank look like an utter crayon-eating retard which doesn’t really sync with him being a mostly good cop and investigator throughout the show
>>217786783He confessed. Never understood why Hank didn't arrest him right back then.
>>217787630A lot of killers keep trophies from their victims in their home.
>>217786783Unbelievably clueless fags ITT. Hank wasn't even real, he was the Tyler Durden alter ego of Walt, and Maree is the Mary Shepherd-Sunderland to his whore wife Skyler.How did you fags miss that he's an unreliable narrator and half of this shit goes on in his head? Walt, (as Hank) kills Tuco. "Hank" kills Salamanca twins.Everyone is representative of aspects of Walt's psyche, either in his delusion or projected on to them. Like Walt Junior, (didn't you ever wonder about him being 'Junior'), isn't really disabled IRL. That's just the way Walt sees and hears him for obvious reasons.
>>217789589Hence a bunch of "Nazis" suddenly appear as primary antagonists in the final season. It's merely Walt's boomer indoctrination kicking in. When his alter ego Hank dies, he identifies himself as Isaac Schrader, a Jewish name, as Walt was raised on Holocaust movies.
>>217789668I know you're probably being sarcastic but you might actually be onto something without knowing it. Remember how one of his first kills is with poisonous gas with a weak door that wouldn't stop anyone or keep the gas in?Unlikely to be random in retrospect.
>>217789493a plothole Vince forgot to address
>>217786783Check security cameras at gas station. Clearly see Walt sticking squeegee across guy's car battery ...
>>217789703I'm not being sarcastic, I assume it's Vince's boomer subconscious at work
>>217789668>Isaac Schrader,Fucking kek
>>217787630I loved these
>>217786783>writers write themselves into a corner for the millionth time and once again make the characters act really stupid to keep the story going
>>217790557vrabo bince
>>217786819you need to watch the show first before typing out shit like this
>>217787082yes, they make him out to be a hypicrote in every way>brews beer>gets counseling for wife who steals
MMMM HANKY BOYbtw I have the spice girls on dvd ;)
>>217790693Is brewing beer illegal in the US?
>>217786783>I already know that Walter >the question you should be asking yourself is why haven't I arrested you yet Walter>So why haven't I Walter
>>217786984Anon, he's a cop. The rule is that cops can't be too smart. Their basically 99-101 IQ normies and JUUUUST below average normies. I'm not making this up.Being a college grad is considered being a genius to them.
>>217786783>Feeling constipated, Hank? Maybe you should clear your mind and your bowels in our en-suite bathroom. Open up a good book and heisenthink about it. Go ahead, have a seat. *sluuuuuuurp*
>>217786968This. Hank was not genius put-clues-together DetectiveMan. He was just a guy whose job was busting 80-IQ drugheads and beaner mules. He was a meathead.
>>217789589May I see your youtube analysis thumbnail sir?
>>217791097Oh Jesus, don't tell me you fags missed the obvious indicators that are obvious? The cancer was affecting Walt's mind. All that chemistry is change and chirality bullshit?Surely you can't have missed this:https://youtu.be/BYjAbGLp1m4?t=92You can figure the rest out for yourself easily.
>>217786984yeah that automatically means he makes meth.
>>217791463Hindsite is 20/20.That oft means that they'll jump to conclusions about the past based on knowledge of the future that doesn't really track.
The whole premise of "cooking le purest meth" is retarded of itself, methheads dont give a fuck or even wouldnt notice if its 99% or 80 or something. They only care if its cheap and it kicks, they are not some wine snobs tasting for slight differences
>>217791624it's not for the methheads, it's so the street level dealers can cut it with more shit and make the product go further and sell more from the same batch
>>217790976he's mrbeastmaxxing in that photo
>>217791624he was protecting people's lungs from the impurities
>>217786819Don't complain too much, the fanboys with autistic rage will always defend the shitty contrived writing.
>>217791787That's not anything that needs to be defended though. Hank is a meathead. He's not Colombo or Poirot. His job is just rounding up beaners and dragging them through the dirt all day.
>>217791624The thing is his meth was so good it made the shittier meth seem lame. Junkies always need to go harder to get their fix. They simply couldn't go back to the weak stuff
Death Note mogs the shit out of this show
>>217791673>it's so the street level dealers can cut itNever once in the series did they show this, always sold it straight up and kept blabbering about muh purity
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