His best movie is the one where he plays a grizzled badass with a moral compass who's forced into saving a woman or young girl from a group of bad guys
>>217787099Hey op can I borrow a dollar?
>>217787099Midge
Doesn't sound like Crank to me
>>217787099based
>>217787099>no WMAF
>>217787099Love that one.
Doesn't sound like The One to me
>>217787099Actually his best movie is the one where he's an asshole and his girlfriend gets fucked by a horse and he gets into a godzilla fight in a substation
>>217787099I like the movie where he is quiet and confident and doesn't actually want to use violence but is forced to by circumstances.
Transporter 1everything else has been shit
>>217787099Not how I remember Crank 2.
I like his movies
But he doesnt do that in Snatch?
>>217787099I rewatched Snatch and Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, and saw Revolver for the first time this week. I miss when Jason Statham was an actor and not just Jason Statham.
>>217787099Dungeon Siege?
>>217787105Can I borrow a feeling?
>>217787116Or like Fast & the Furious movie guy villain.
>>217787099No, his best movie is the one where he is running around smashing everything in sight while doing copious amounts of meth and other stimulants simply because he is afraid he will die if he stops.
>>217787099His best movie was Snatch and it wasn't even a physical role. Just because you have a stupid accent, a swimmer's body and no hair on your head doesn't make you an action star.
he's had a very solid career of consistent performances in fun movies, that alone makes him way better than all those nerd tryhard actors that reddit cream their pants over
>>217787116still waiting for the third one... grrrr
>>217788448Safe or Homefront
>>217787099and hes based as fuck for it
>>217787099I like the one where he's an former special operative working a mundane, blue-collar job UNTIL
>>217787099>Distinct male pattern baldness >Still looks like a chadHow does he pull it off bros?
>>217793783Skull shape. In the Expendables, Mickey Rourke says he's got the perfect dome-shaped head
I like the one where he's living the simple life off grid and has everything he needs UNTIL
>>217787116You mean like Wrath of Man
>>217793783He's only Chad to men. His female fanbase, to the extent that it even exists, is mostly older women. Most women just think he looks old and past his prime.
>>217794868when he retires i want to see him as a long lost mitchell relative on eastenders
>>217787099That's not his best movie though, pic related is.
>>217787099I prefer Snatch
Naw nigga, he best movie is Crank and possibly Crank 2.
>>217795338As do I, and there’s a movie with that name that ain’t bad either.
>>217787099Dude I loved that one
>>217787116third post best post, unlike the third Crank movie
>>217787099I still try to wrap my head around what kind of movie Operation Fortune was supposed to be.It isn't really a heist movie and it isn't really a spy movie and Statham is probably only the main character in it because he wanted to hang out with his buddy Guy Ritchie some more.
>>217787099I liked Crank. His other movies are bullshit
>>217787116Guy who's seen 20 movies>Yeah it really goes into the semiotics of grief when confronted by the call of the void, the main character Guy who's seen 2,000 movies>Check out Crank 2 that shit goes hard as hell, brother
>>217787099why are bald heads so aesthetic and blazing?
>>217787099Nah his best movie (as in, the best movie he's in) was Snatch
>>217787099Not even close.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu3JqLMImYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvhgG9ee9Aw
>>217787099you should watch "chaos",very underated movie
OIM A TRANSPORTUH
>>217796056XD I literally graduated in film studies and picked up my girlfriend by recommending her Tarr’s films, and then, once we were together, I made her watch all the Fast & Furious movies
>>217793783martial arts and fitness
>>217794836only movie of his that I rewatch every year
>>217787099I'm from his town kek. I would also like to say it's been ages since you guys posted anything funny, everything is gay now.
I wish his career had failed so he would just do transporter cameos in all the films
>>217787099Legit action starCrank is amazing and overall greatYou look at Daniel Craig becoming a faghot and here Statham still being the man, never became too much of a caricature of himself
>>217794868I know two women with high SMV (at least 8.5 and the other is 9) who have both claimed they're into Statham
>>217787099That's literally everything hes been in his whole career though
>>217794868wrong. asian women love Statham.
>>217787099I prefer the one where hes a hardened but dejected top secret special ops veteran who's forced to leave his family one last time when they told him no more jobs or theyre leaving him, but he saves the world and ends up making ammends with his family and they take him back even though he took that one last job. Bonus points if he at some point admonishes and beats up a guy for abusing his gf/wife in front of everyone
>>217793783Baldness is generally not attractive, but at the end of the day it is a manly characteristic. If you are otherwise good looking and have the charisma you can turn it around into a positive.
I liked the one where he's a happy boxing promoter UNTIL
Transporter 2 is his best flick btw
