>And then daddy tomato squishes baby tomato and says "tomato sauce"I don't think I understand American humour.
they call red sauce 'ketchup' over there.
>>217788696The tomato sauce is a subtle joke
>>217788711they call yellow sauce 'mustard' over there.
>>217788711it's called catsup
>>217788741the yellow stuff is called mutchard
>in Florida as a young'un>ice cream van pulls up>'alright mate, can i get a 99 with monkey's blood?'>fat American bloke looks at me like i'm insane
>>217788696And then daddy tomato squishes baby tomato and says "SALSA" oye guey
>>217788781>Oi'd like some wimmyplonks with jimmywotsits!
>>217788781where's your farking flake, m8
>>217788825sorry lad didn't want to overwhelm the Y***s with too much visual information.>>217788811>boy howdy! i ain't never heard of no 'knickerbocker glory' before!!fuck off you are an ice cream man IT'S YOUR JOB
>>217788696The violent imagery is supposed to hint at her place in life, the mistress of a violent scary man that's 1 OD from death herself
>>217788811>smibbly bibbly
>>217788781And did you show him your ice cream license? BTW, you don't need a license to buy or eat ice cream in the USA.
>>217788983i'd rather have a licensing model for the BBC than a subscription model for Netflix.besides, what's wrong with licences? the very first question they ask on a firearm/shotgun application over here is whether you're mental. i'm mental, and i fully agree that i should NOT be allowed a shotgun.
