>HARRY POTTER>DID YOU PUT THE EPSTEIN FILES IN THE GOBLET>*Inhales*>OF>*Inhales*>FIIIIRE?!!>Dumbledore roared, calmly>"N-No Professor, I...">YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU TRAITOR, YOU FUCKING RAT>"B-But students were getting ra-">YOU IDIOT, I MADE SURE NONE OF THEM WERE GRYFFINDORS, EXCEPT FOR NEVILLE!>ONLY THE OTHER HOUSES STUDENTS WENT TO THE ISLAND, 90% WERE SLYTHERINS>"Professor why!?">Because FUCK Slytherin that's why. Lets hear those faggots call talk about their "proper breeding" now!>And besides, we need most of Hufflepuff for other uses>Who else do you think we're going to have owning nothing, riding the electric broomsticks and eating the pixies in the house common-pod? Godric's Chosen? Are you that fucking dense?!>You know I can't let you get away with this Harry>The Aurors are onto me, despite the efforts from the Wizengamot to cover my back>I had to cover for Flitwick when he claimed the files didn't exist the day after confirming they were on his desk>The Ravenclaws are spreading rumours that a portrait exists of Fudge blowing Grindelwald>And JK Rowling of all fucking people has had to obliviate her private yacht's sailing manifest>I'm at my wits end Harry, Gringotts is already so far up my ass they've found the Elder Wand>I can't bring myself to use an Unforgivable Curse, but I have something else of my own making>You've left me no choice>Harry tried to make for the door, but Dumbledore had already taken out the floo powder as he rapidly stretched Harry's legs to the fireplace>LITTLE SAINT JAMES! He shouted, calmly
I hope you guys actually make these instead using ai or something
yo mods can we maybe think about doing something about these spam threads>>217784926
>>217789076>Implying ChatGPT wouldn't have an aneurysm at the mention of Epstein and start talking down at you like an HR manager
>>217789129Good morning saar
>>217789148yes we know you're a poor indian spamming these threads to meet a daily quota
>>217789224Why would anyone pay jeets to spam these threads though?
>>217789028never stop making these threads
>>I'm at my wits end Harry, Gringotts is already so far up my ass they've found the Elder Wand
>>217789028This is the dumbest /tv/ meme.
>>217789302He’s projecting. He assumed because he set up a bot everyone else would do something similar.
>>217789028>And JK Rowling of all fucking people has had to obliviate her private yacht's sailing manifestWhat is this referencing? Did an actual Epstein customer try this?
>>217789782>Did an actual Epstein customer try this?Yes, JK Rowling did
>>217789028kek
>>217789028
what does putting something in the goblet of fire even doi've seen this meme a thousand times but no one's ever explained why it's such a big deal
>>217791530>what does putting something in the goblet of fire even doMagic
>>217791530the school was hosting a big international tournament that year, to apply to be one of the schools champions you had to put your name in the goblet which would choose who were the champions. despite being ineligible because he was too young harry's name was put in and chosen - we later learn someone else put his name in, but people in the story assumed he was just being a cocky cunt
