The fuck did i just watch
i use an app on my phone (Simple Notes) and i jot these things down. or i text a friend who i trust.
Had to be the shortest lasting drug I've ever seen at the end. They went from going wild to be being completely sober within minutes, funny how that works. Also a pity that the last two fingers to go, apparently very selectively chosen by our fearsome leader to be death machines, were killed off right away. Can't even remember their faces or names, they were just there.Good movie though. It just had enough flaws when you start thinking.
>>217789512Why do you think Jimmy saw the devil?
In the previous film young Jimmy had 7siblings hence the 7 fingers
Why was Jimmy Ink so fucking powerful. She even knocked out the main bad guy with a single punch. Totally broke my immersion.
>>217789367>All they needed to do was give the infected a bunch of antipsychotics to cure the illnessSamson went basically completely normal at the end and even took D.Kelson off to be (I assume) buried.
>>217789367A retarded movie.>>217789512>>217789826>>217791016>Medicines never expire
>>217789367>The fuck did i just watchunadulterated fucking kino
>>217789367Pure, unmitigated kino.
>>217789367the slow death of hollywood at the hands of morons with nothing to say pretending they have something to say
>>217789367For some reason... you chose to watch a modern movie.
>>217789367It's sad that Sony fucked the scheduling for this film
>28 Years: Jimmies are a sadistic but fairly coordinated group of acrobats>Bone temple: just a bunch of wacky retarded kids
>>217789367Pointless Legacy Sequel 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>217789367Fun kino
>>217789512It's a rare case where I think a bit more runtime could've smoothed out the last act, the devil even was both amazing and awkward because it was like everything had to be sorted out right then and there
It was pure fucking kino. Why do incels hate it?
>>217793475I doubt the people bitching about it (or rather "modern movies") have actually watched it
is there a good rip yet?
>>217789367WHERES THE FUCKING CAMRIP YOU FUCKING LAZY INDIANS
>>217793475they hated the previous one, hence the box office for this one being lower. both movies were a demonstration of how Hollywood is being realistic to shovel low IQ slop instead of trying to do anything different with an IP.
>>217791567>>217793475>>217793833>I pretend dogshit is secretly goodgo back
>>217791524if they had been acrobats in bone temple you would be whining about how cartoonish it isI am glad they got a different director for this one so we can enjoy the story without having it ruined by Boyle's MTV cringe
>>217793937Why did incels hate the previous one? It wasn't even directed by a black woman>>217793946Why does it trigger you? are you worried that portraying satanic pedos as villains might be offensive to Trump or something?
>>217793989the reasons seem to have been:1) they thought ATJ would be the main character and simply didn't understand what was happening when he disappeared from the movie, like it was playing a trick on them that the movie was "suddenly" about Spike and his family dynamic instead of an Action Chad.2) they thought that there would be more action. maybe the emphasis on the fortified holy island setting made them think the climax of the film would be it being attacked be zombies. the trailer doesn't actually promise anything and represents the movie accurately so it seems to have been almost complete projection.
>>217794038lmao chuds should really stick to capeshit
>>217793955It was much more fucking cringe
>>217794179No, incel, it objectively was not more cringe than people doing backflips to a death metal version of the teletubbies theme song. You are triggered because a black woman directed it and/or some e-daddy of yours commanded you to hate it. Have sex.
>>217794038There wee also a lot of weird cuts of random footage like the boots thing
>>217789367Pure slop
>>217794212go to bed, unfuckable inbred
>>217793989>>217794038>>217794091>>217794212The movie is shit and you are just mentally ill
>>217791524I’m convinced that Boyle forgot that it was Spike who had the Power Rangers toy, and not Jimmy in the flashback.