Everyone in Marvel’s The Eternals must have secretly thought they were about to be catapulted to instant A-list megastar status lmao.
It was the thing to do at the time, to star in a superhero movie. It's like one of those all-star mash-ups from the 60s or 70s, like It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World or Murder By Death, etc. Everyone who's anyone wants to be in it.
>>217789495that roided indian guy must have been the most dissapointed
>>217789495This is the least bad Marvel movie I've seen. Why did comic book manchildren hate it so much? I thought it was surprisingly earnest and mythical for the low capeshit standards.
>>217789624He needs to go back to being typecast as a nerdy indian
What are they all looking at
>>217789495Nah not really. Gemma Chan is probably the only one who should feel aggrieved.
>>217789641agreed. only truly shitty part was the Styles scene. otherwise the movie had lots of heart and ambition.
>>217789618It’s not like it’s an ensemble cast of big names, they’re all literal-whos.
>>217789495there was definitely a cool story to tell, it's just that modern subversive leftist hollywood sucks at producing anything cool people would want to watch, everything has to be lame, gay or horrifically ugly
>>217789495A who's who of literal whos and Salma Hayek.
Still the best Marvel movie to date.
>>217790921And Angelina Jolie.
>>217789495>Is that, LE TWO CHARACTERS HAVING SEX, GETTING MARRIED, THEN GROWING APART OVER 5,000 YEARS OF IMMORTALITY, IN MY HECKEREENO CAPESHIT SLOP??? WORST MOVIE EVER
>>217789624I think he is the only Indian in Hollywood that gets work, Keoghan is working too, Hayek and Jolie have no need of this , all the others are in the shit.
>>217789861They're not much less than the names in the movies mentioned.
>>217789624His nose is hideous. Why hasn't he fixed it?
>>217789495>OH N-
>>217791048He's not even indian, he's a pakistani. I wonder if jeets would rather seethe at that or if they would still try and self insert because he's brown
>>217789495First for Phatso, “the Smartest.”
I would like to have intercourse with Gemma Chan.
