https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaCzNrrLdUI
Nobody cares. Buy a fucking ad, you boring, unfunny anal prolapse.
>>217790537Because after failing to get S14 of his shitty nu-MST3K crowdfunded, and the fifteen-years-too-late Gizmoplex site failed to launch, Joel sold off the last of his rights to Shout! Factory, and they are now the sole owners of the MST3K brand. This just so happened to line up with the 20th anniversary of Mike’s Rifftrax enterprise, so in a move to promote buzz for both, and to win some fan good will back after the aforementioned shitty recent seasons, they’re getting Mike, Kevin, Bill, and Mary Jo to reprise their roles from the Sci-Fi Channel era of the show.
Joelfags seething
>>217790912Nice wall of text, schizo, too bad I ain't reading it.
>>217790537sex with Emily Marsh
>>217790537Mike chads rise UP
>>217791152Ok? Oh wait...DAMN, SOME RANDOM SHITPOSTER IS SHITPOSTING! CONSIDER ME OWNED!There, is that what you're hoping for?
mike & conor reading encyclopedia brown mysteries is the best shit
For me? MitchellSpace MutinyThepu Maman
*unintelligible mumbling*
>>217791733Arguably one of the worst performances I have seen in any film. His choice to mumblemaxx made me hate Robert Ginty.
>>217791733>*80s choral music suddenly blasts*
>>217791733From both him and his bike.
>>217791733how did this shit movie have a decently well done FPS style POV scene
>>217791152>ask question>get answer>"heh i ain't reading all that"
>>217790613They can definitely afford an ad with the $1.5 million that they raised like in less than 2 days. I mean, I don't know many people that didn't have some fucked up tragedy happen to them or OF models that get $1.5 million in 2 days from people as donations. I got to imagine that that means that they have to be at the very least, somewhat funny.
>>217791152It's okay. I read it it when I read it twice to make up for the fact that you didn't read it at all cuz you're lack of reading comprehension
>>217791671>pyewma man
BACK IN THE FUNKY SEVENTIES EMPEROR HADRIAN HAD A BLA-AST
>>217791733She-creature also has some great mumbling. Not on the level of the Paperchase guy but still good.
>>217793969my boat
>>217790613yeah previous threads hit bump limit because no one cares
>>217790613anal prolapses are hilarious
best episode is merlin's shop of wonders and i will die on this hill. i wish they did more anthology movies but apparently they hate them which sucks.
Enough of the childs play.Who is the Michaels Who is the JannettyIts a rare case of the triple Michaels but who is the best?
>Make snarky remarks at other people's hard work for a livingLiving the /tv/ dream ya seethe?
my favorite skit is when mike is randomly janeway and then turns into tina turner.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLcIpbOHIUi hope we get some good new skits like this.
The redhead chick who wrote and starred in Soultaker was actually really cute. It’s a shame that she’s such a stick in the mud about that movie getting poked fun at.
>>217794173noot noot haha
BOLD? HELL YES ITS BOLD!
>>217794258As of now? Joel is the Jannetty while MST3K itself is the Michaels.
>>217794173and hot
mike has always looked so much like my uncle it's uncanny
rowsdower rowsdower bippity boppity bowsdower
>>217794442We have a family friend who was part of the production for Soultaker.They said that Joe Estevez and Robert Zdar were consummate professionals and great to work with.The biggest problem with the production was the greasy romantic lead. He would show up to the set drunk every day "Just let me have one beer before the take" was uttered by him multiple times on set
>>217791167I will now watch Beyond Atlantis
>>217794442>Soultaker>In the next break the mysterious ship docs alongside them and it turns out that they are rescued by Joel Robinson (the original host of Mystery Science Theater 3000)! Joel and the bots reunite (with Joel even mentioning that Crow sounds kinda funny) and he tells them about his life after escaping from the Satellite. In the final segment Joel has fixed the Satellite and tells Mike and the bots that he can't take them back to earth. He feels that his years on the Satellite "made a man out of him" and that if Mike and bots stick it out, it might work for them too. Rejuvenated with that desire, Mike and the bots swear to carry on.
>>217794442For the longest time I thought she was the girl from Teen Witch
>>217791671>Pod People >Final Sacrifice& I've grown to appreciate...>Wild Rebels
>>217794549COME ON STEAKS, YOU WANT SOME!?
>>217795185Joe isn’t a bad actor really . He carries Ghost Baby
You wanna touch this old llama? Well you just go right on ahead. You can touch that old llama all you want.
>>217794325>people's hard workIf your film ends up on MST3K, you should have worked harder at it.
>>217794258Joel is the Jannety by a country mile. Joel is the definition of a Jannety. We might as well ask "who is the Mike and who is the Joel?" for this question from now on.
>>217795185What a swell guy! *burp*
For me, its Touch of Satan. It has everything, including a call back to a prior experiment. I love it when they do that.
>>217790537I think mike needs to grow a beard to hide his old man face.
You'll cowards won't even bring Trace and TV's Frank back.
>>217796906They don't need MST3K they're making bank with The Mads Are Back! Hell, they're probably millionaires!NOW LOOK AT THAT FAGGOTTHAT'S THE WAY YOU DO ITYOU PLAY A SCIENTIST ON THE M S T
>>217791167I actually liked her as a host more than Jonah who was too much of a numalethe voices of her bots were so atrocious that it made her episodes almost unwatchable despite her charm
>>217794342I loved whenever Mike randomly became some ridiculous persona
>>217791733Is that the Paper Chase guy?
>>217793969clu gulager in san francisco international is pretty good mumbles
Oh, so it's actually another new video, I thought it was the announcement one. Dang, our guys are old, more like Retirement Home of Love.
Aaaand another one!https://youtube.com/watch?v=eyeq_Q_CJCg
>>217794019pity bump
I respect Joel but Mike had the virtue of having so many classic episodes. Plus better on screen charisma.
>>217794442Which is hilarious as Soultaker is one of of my favorite episodes>The Final Sacrifice >Mitchell>Squirm>Soultaker>Future War
>>217798803The competition was real in its era but in the last decade Mike has essentially won by never leaving his comfort zone while Joel has absolutely shit everything up with his ambition and pandering
30 years30 fucking years arguing about this
>>217790537Because six seven
>>217798904And last week the argument ended
>>217791167i liked emily. she seemd like a girl that would have me
>>217798840>The Final SacrificeWhich also couldn’t see the light of day in any official capacity for the longest time because Great Anus also ironically got butthurt about them being mean to his movie.
>>217798780This is the time of day when MST3K’s primary audience is at work.
>>217798993>honks with amusement
>>217790537I wonder which movies they'll do. they've probably riffed thousands of movies on rifftrax over the years, there can't be that many old b-movies left that are genuinely funny
Sex with KAB!Crow
>>217798904That's what dumb people do, tsk...
>>217799209There are movies that virtually nobody on earth knew existed until they sprung into the public consciousness decades after their debut, like Samurai CopAnd frankly my favorite Rifftrax (specifically Rifftrax, not MST) moment is when they got in touch with James Nguyen, director of Birdemic, and he casually mentioned that he had two prior films completed before Birdemic that were never released, and they understandably reacted like someone moving an old armoire in Venice and seeing a previously unknown Da Vinci manuscript behind it
>>217799407mike says they get a lot of recommendations from people and fans all the time, it's just that a lot of them aren't that funny, and for a mst3k reboot they probably want solid gold
>>217795185I've heard similar things from a lot of actors who are almost exclusively in shitty b-movies. They know this shit isn't high cinema so they just have fun with it.>>217795301He is unironically the best actor in the absolutely fascinating Werewolf>>217799407There is a scene in Replica where the camera holds on this awful shot of the exterior of a building which you can barely see past the trees in front of it for like 15 full seconds before cutting to the worst green screen I have ever seen and when me and a friend saw it we laughed so hard we had to pause the movie
>>217799016It was a student film. It was impressive for a student film, but still. One of the leads, Troy, was a puny little Freshman.
>>217795301He did an interview for I'm assuming the DVD release of either Soultaker or Werewolf that they showed during one of their 20 streams, and he was a ridiculously good sport about the whole thing. He said he thought it was hilarious.
>>217800195The evil scientist's death in that is fucking hilarious.
>>217800416I feel the same about Time Chasers. It's genuinely impressive, when you take into account that the writer/director was 19 at the time. I was doing inventory work in the backroom at Target when I was 19.
>>217795230>Wild RebelsI'm in it for the kicks!
>>217797517Beyond Atlantis was funny and she used to do the live shows with Joel.Now that her MST3K is over I think I have a chance with her
>>217798993They should have left in Adrianna's nude scene. her body is a 10/10
>>217800509Time Chasers and Final Sacrifice were decent films for their budgets. Michael Bay should do a remake of Time Chasers
>>217798803I respect how the Joel era kept a goofy midwestern charm the whole time, but a large amount of the movies he picked were 50s movies meant to play at drive-ins (thus were meant to be background noise while 50s teens made out) and were very boring. when nothing happens on screen, there's nothing to riff on and the episode is boring.Mike had a sharper darker edge to his humor which meant it lost a bit of the folksy charm, but his choice of movies was way bettermovies like that Wisconsin spider movie and Space Mutiny are way better than the average thing Joel picked
>>217798993>a wirwilf
>>217791167This, she's cute and charismatic. They should keep her around.
>>217801826Early MSt3k were just old public domain flicks so they aren't going to be interesting Mike era had a lot of stuff from the Sci Fi channel. I think the Hobgoblins guy actually went out of his way so they'd make fun of his movies since he was a huge fan
Simple reason is what they said in a youtube video. "It was fun, we wanna have fun again."
>>217790537Joel's idea of making MST3k into SNL type show where they bring in new talent every few years was a decent one but wasn't really handled well and just isn't a huge market for 90 minute tv shows where puppets watch old flicks .All the kickstarter money is just from millennial and Xoomers that grew up with the show.
>>217790537Because this goofy fucker disappeared all the springs!
>>217790912>>217791152I read your post bro, it was a great post, I saved it and made it my wallpaper
>>217801975>Joel's idea of making MST3k into SNL type show where they bring in new talent every few yearsThis is why I was baffled by the decision to feature the "same" robots. Could have sidestepped the whole "Gypsy" thing without cucking (although he could also just have ignored the tiny minority who decided the name was "problematic"), and no one could have complained about those characters being ruined. Granted, there'd still have been all the other issues with nuMST3K, but still.
>>217802594I was watching a NuMST3K episode the other day and Jonah still referred to Gypsy as Gypsy when he spoke to her.I guess her name is GPC but it's still pronounced the same and really...who even likes Gypsies in real life anyways ?
>>217802594if Mike's crew quietly renames it back to GYPSY I'll be behind their take on the show 100%>Wisconsin spider moviePACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL GO PACKERS
>>217802857PACKERS!
>>217802594joel's entire persona and history is about getting cucked. he has to want it and go for it.
>>217802857>>if Mike's crew quietly renames it back to GYPSY I'll be behind their take on the show 100%>Mike: "Hey, Gypsy! How's it going, Gypsy? Glad to see you, Gypsy! I've missed you, Gypsy!">Servo: "Uh, Mike? Why are you saying 'Gypsy' so much?">Mike: "...I don't know. I kinda felt like I had to, I guess."
>>217790537>Kevin specifically says he was drawn in because the props and sets would be physical and there'd be no green screen or CGII mean, he didn't outright come out and say "Fuck Joel," but...
>>217791796he's the gintyest!
>I'M BACK
>>217791733I enjoyed all the Jimmy Carter riffs about her dad.
*squeak squeak* glasses are still dirty...
>>217803926Feel some malaise, sucka
>>217803477I mean, a ton of Joel's reboot was hand made, just weird...wood carvings?
>>217804268Jimmy Carter: Missing in action
>>217804311i think the difference is they made their own sets and props. numst3k hired a bunch of art students to do it for them so the product is less personalized.
>>217803167Today I will once again remind them that Joel wanted his role to be replaced by a woman because he didn't want "another white male" to helm the show, and pictured his character being turned female by space radiation and possibly played by Bridget Jones (Nuveena Woman of the Future, Flavia, Mr. B Natural). Instead, he was replaced by Mike Nelson, and Mike married Bridget and together they made a lot of babies and grandbabies. Bridget Nelson remains the cutest thing on earth to this day. Mike drags her onto his podcast occasionally and they try to make each other laugh over the stupidest things, like bad New Yorker cartoons.
>>217804385Oh, yeah, some of the sets was that, but also, there were wood carvings they added like the things in Every Country has a Monster bit.Also, is this going to be part of Joel's reboot series? Are Pearl, Observer and Prof. Bobo being hired by Kingdra to torture Mike again like they got Dr. Weinstein back to torture Joel for an episode?
>>217804480Didn't Joel also personally pick Mike because 'He just looked good between the puppets'?
>>217804480mike and bridget do a rifftrax of charade that's kino.
>>217790537Official MST3K channel is running a live Cinematic Titanic stream now on YT. What a sad tit-for-tat.
>>217804732Bridget Nelson is a national treasure.
>>217804491i don't think they're going to try to address numst3k at all for several reasons. felicia and patton are probably too expensive to bother with and there was so much bullshit retarded plot in the new seasons they'd have to waste too much time explaining. but mostly it's right there in the name. it's "rifftrax" makes mst3k so it's going to be all rifftrax people i'd bet doing bit parts or whatever else.
>>217804754that shit is random, official mst3k channel is like 1/4 old mst3k, 1/4 rifftrax/film crew, 1/4 cinematic titanic, and 1/4 numst3k and has been like that for a few years.
>>217799209>I wonder which movies they'll do.Hopefully some Neil Breen kino.
>>217804491>>217804790I can see Kinga getting a brief mention. Maybe Pearl thinks her granddaughter is horrible at the old family experiment so she starts doing it again out of "If you want something done right..."Also, if we could also get Pearl/Clayton/Kinga all on screen together somehow, that'd be fun.
>>217804951I don't think Neil Breen would ever let that happen. At least with the amount of money some kickstarter MST3K season has to offer
Mike DID want to come back for NUMST3K, but due to scheduling conflicts, he couldn't make it. That's why we got Pearl, Observer and Bobo in one episode.
>>217798993I still have this as my text tone.
>>217805321>Mike DID want to come back for NUMST3K, but due to scheduling conflicts, he couldn't make it.For three seasons?
>>217804480>his character being turned female by space radiation and possibly played by Bridget JonesOH MR LADYI'M SO CONFUSED
>>217805398They wanted him to come back for the more recent one where Joel stepped back in the theater, and the first round of episodes for a cameo. But I think he had like, live appearances.
>>217791733>MEGAWEAPON!>MEGAWEAPON!
>>217790537Because Joel bought the rights to MST3k back from Best Brains and is putting it through every wringer, trying to get every cent he can out of it.And they're actors, acting in a time when nobody is getting work because Hollywood is dying?
>>217795336You people bring matches for Mikey?
>>217805554In their case it's more like they'd just be doing the exact same thing without skits with Rifftrax instead otherwise
>>217803399Hehe.
More soul will be in the 4 rifftrax episodes than seasons 11, 12 and 13 combined
>>217804480More like Bridget Nose.
>>217805616her big nose is cute it would be really easy to make a Mii of her
>>217805554Mike, Kevin and Bill said they're doing it because it's fun.
>>217804511Mike was picked because he was the show's head writer.
>>217790537They couldn't just sit back and watch Joel piss all over their legacy any longer.
>>217805721What if he was fat?
Alright, the gang is back!Just in time for a RAAAACE WAAAAAR
>>217791873what was up with that blast of music? It sounded like Donald Pleasence was leading a gospel choir.
>>217805844If he didn't get it, it probably would have gone to one of the many other writers who played various characters on the show.
I have a joke for them:This movie sucks... just like Bitcoin!
>>217798803I always preferred Joel's laid back IDGAF attitude and the fact that he is the creator but I also liked Mike a lot as well, especially after I found out he was the main writer for a long long time. Joel dropped the ball in several ways, not the least of it being him doing that revamp with of all fucking people Felicia Day. He's shown he's way more liberal and i'll pass on that. Good on Mike for winning out over all this.
MITCHELL
>Mike enters the SoL>Chewie... I mean Kevin... we're home!
>>217807384This could be a moment with Gypsy, since she's tall enough they could even frame it like the Han/Chewie shot.
>>217804511In the book, they said he was a waiter at TGI Fridays, and was just a really quick-witted multi-talented dude. Not only did he become their head writer, he was also the guy they went to anytime they needed someone to play the piano/keyboard.
>>217796793>>217798840>Touch of Satan>SquirmRedneck kino.
>>217804754They're all on good terms. They show rifftrax on the channel as well.
>>217791671Jack FrostPrince of SpaceFinal Sacrifice
>>217807637Mike's life pattern was unusual. He went to college at like 16, and one of the people he worked with at Friday's was a concert pianist. You get all kinds of weird snippets from his podcast. His uncle died and left him his house full of buckets of shit in the basement. He was invited to give a keynote address at Mensa, but was not offered an honorary membership. He insists he isn't particularly bright, but it's probably a humblebrag. He has a massive vocabulary and an aggressive lack of knowledge of Star Wars.
>>217791671WerewolfSpace MutinyHobgoblinsNot a second of downtime in those episodes. Funny as hell from beginning to end.
>>217808636Interesting. What's the podcast called? I didn't even know that he had one.
>>217808673"372 Pages We'll Never Get Back". It's a bad book podcast named for Ready Player One. They also try to solve Encyclopedia Brown mysteries, which it turns out were a lot more insane than I remembered them being as a kid.
>>217795230pod people is hands down my all time favorite
>>217808720I really like Pod People, but in more of a comfy way than a funny way. There's just something about the foggy woods, the synth soundtrack, the thunder, and the cozy layout of the house that 80 percent of the movie takes place in that just makes me want to take a nap. The characters just kind of hang out, and someone occasionally gets karate chopped by a midget alien, and even the "horrifying" scenes are really laid back.
i wonder why they removed mention of mike's politics from his wikipedia page. corbett's are still there, what's the deal?
>>217806511>I always preferred Joel's laid back IDGAF attitudeyou mean his utter lack of charisma?
>>217808636>His uncle died and left him his house full of buckets of shit in the basement.>I'M GONNA SHOW THAT CLOWN WHAT REAL HUMOR IS
>>217809004Yeah, he repells homos. What a guy.
WE'LL SEND HIM SHITTY MOVIES
>>217808720it's growing on me as time goes on definitely in my top 3
>>217808720>Crow (as Trumpy) keeps comparing animals to potatoes>Trumpy reaches the final animal, a rabbit>Crow: "This potato has long ears."Easily one of my biggest laughs in all of MST3K.
the first time I watched overdrawn at the memory bank was a sci-fi channel re-airing some saturday morning. I had a horrible chest cold with painful loud coughs. By the time they were shitting all over Fat Man with the burping and farting and shortness of breath I was in such hysterical pain from the laughing my mom almost called for an ambulance (I was 13 at the time)
>>217809531I always wondered how Frank felt about that episode. The first time the fat guy shows up, they're like "Hey, it's Frank!", and then spend the next 90-ish minutes making rapid-fire jokes about what a lardass that guy is.
>>217809420IF YOU'RE WONDERING HOW HE SUCKS AND FUCKSOR OTHER SCIENCE CHUCK'S
>>217809420SOME GAY NIGGER SHIT (LA LA LA)
>>217809598JUST REPEAT TO YOURSELF IT'S JUST A SNEEDI SHOULD REALLY FEED AND SEED
>>217809577Frank's not really that fat, and he can take a joke.
>>217809741He can also take a whole pizza all by himself *burp*
>>217809531Ah, such are the bestest memories...
>>217803848>from the land of Nipple!
WE'LL SEND HIM CHEESY MOVIESTHE WORST OUR MOUSE CAN FIND
>>217798565>old logo was huge>we're cheap/lazy so we made the new one tiny>and it's too light to rotate well.>instead of opening it up and putting a weight in it, or mounting it on a thin metal pole and editing the pole out frame-by-frame, we just slowed it down and said 'eh good enough'This is not promising
I hope they do at least one goofy ass 80s sword n sorcery flickI really hope they're all kinda old movies in general since that's really the comfiest but I imagine they're probably going to dip into "A Talking Cat!?" territory
>>217811687You wouldn’t have even known the difference if they hadn’t made that video.
>>217811747I want Night Beast, the “cheesy looking alien runs around the woods murdering goofy and poorly-acted rednecks” movie that Don Dohler did between Alien Factor in ‘77 and Galaxy Invader in ‘85. Those movies are the types that are funny enough on their own, but are fertile ground for riffing.
>>217803848the girl's drunk dad in this movie is a great acting scene
>>217811794These things add up. That half-ass attitude is how you end up the greenscreen sets of nuMST3K (which are so poorly done that everything has a green halo around it). Not to mention the awful intro.
>>217805721Mike was the best performer on the show that’s why he was picked Joel’s suggestion of a sex change ray seemed to be a tongue in cheek suggestion
>>217790537>rifftrax becomes official canon to MST3K as it’s the job mike and bots took after coming back to earth
>>217811747THE SKATE-BOARD KIIIID
>>217811920They’ve already said that everything is going to be in-camera, and that they’ve even got ideas to fix the logo swing. I say again, you wouldn’t have noticed if they hadn’t self-reported, and you’re going out of your way to find something to get butthurt about. They haven’t even started real production yet, so you’re just making assumptions based on a video where they said “We tried something different, which caused a minor issue that we shot and edited around because we didn’t have time to redo it, but we’ll fix it for the real show”
>>217812136I don't think saying something is 'not promising' is the same as getting butthurt or making assumptions.
>>217812153Nah he pegged you to a T.It's a pointless concern-shill tier complaint.
>>217811958>The best performer on the showTrace.
>>217812074AHM DOM DELOUISE>>217812314actually i'll agree. trace is fantastic. he wouldn't work as main host, though.
>>217809489>TrumpyOh shiiiit, now I remember it!
Buy me ANYTHING with Larry Csonka on it, I'll pay for it
>>217811747Deathstalker, uncensored, 4k upscaled.
>>217808689Highly recommend, it's one of the few podcasts I always listen to. Though I miss the old Dumb Sentence song.>>217808636Mike's stories about his dad are really fascinating stuff. He has had a very strange life. His retellings of times he awkwardly met celebrities and didn't get along with them are always fun too
Every time I rewatch the skit with Mike being discourteous to the nanite hairstylist I want to stop him so bad...
>>217808967Being a conservative Christian in entertainment is a death sentence. He tends to keep his views on the DL, just like Weird Al & Tiny Tim.
>>217791671Those, Time Chasers, The Girl in Gold Boots, and Merlin's Shop are probably my favorites. I saw the first season of the reboot and it was surprisingly not bad. Not the same, but respectable and I liked it.
>>217801826I Accuse My Parents might be my favorite Joel era episode. I think Joel was better for shorts than he was for films, as if they gave him more to work with or something.
>>217790912>Mary JoAaaaaaand you lost me. Shit. It was all sounding great right up until that.
>>217790537Nobody gave a fuck about mst3k until Mike
>>217791167They should have had a scene where the female Crow ate out her butt
>>217812314Trace and Frank were already mads so they couldn’t be the new host (though I could see Dr F sending Frank into space as punishment)
>>217813516Hopefully they tone her down in mst3k, her rifftrax presents with bridget all suck because all mary jo talks about is woke stuff, no jokes just repeating that a character is either white or a male in the past. maybe it's the character they've decided to give her for rifftrax but it fucking sucks, makes pearl seem warm and comforting.
>>217811687I noticed it wobble in the initial pitch video and just assumed it was a placeholder asset they filmed prior to getting any backer moneyI can't believe they were actually going to use that especially with how bad the lighting was on it, it was just the warehouse overhead lighting and the midwest version of ILM's the Volume
>>217805554They're not exactly Hollywood and never have been or will be. They're a bunch of funny and creative midwestern white people doing their own thing. RLM is another example, though not nearly as good.>>217807637I have Mike's Mind Over Matters book. I've read it many times, I recommend it if you haven't read it. His podcasts are good too. The one where him and his friend read bad books especially. I had no idea how bad Ready Player One is.
>>217813458it's produced horribly though. no joke editing at all. the first netflix episodes are all constant jokes every second no matter if they're good or bad and the movie barely gets to exist.
>>217813645It came off a try-hard and desperate at times, especially early one. S1 improved over time but I never got around to the others.
>>217790537I never thought these guys were all that funny. There were a few moments I enjoyed but for the most part the show was largely forgettable.
I'll be the first one to say it. Kathy Ireland's voice turns me on.
>Hating on Mary JoTsk... some mamma-jammas aaalways try to ice-skate uphill...
I can't stand Felicia Day's ugly shrew face and voice and I have no attachment to whatever made her famous in the first place, so all those episodes were a non-starter for me. Having the wife-annihilator on board only made the decision easier.
pity bump
>>217813772i think she's fine in mst3k. have you listened to her rifftrax presents because i've listened to a lot of them because i let their always on channel play. bridget plays a character that's kinda ditsy and oblivious and mary jo plays a character that's offended by everything and talks about how bad/sad her life is. sure there are normal riffs in between but for some reason they're playing these characters in almost every riff.
>>217813828Well, maybe. Icve seen just one: the short about women in America. Also, they made a lot of fun of her on The Mads for not getting mentioned in the credits.
>>217814019for a while she was streaming on twitch to like five viewers as like dumb industries or something. it was fucking sad to see.
>>217813749Ok, thanks for stopping by.
WHEN YOU WANT THE FLAVOR OF BACON IN A DIP
>>217814230Eh, everyone tries it once
PACKERS WOOO
MOON ROCK? OH WOW
>>217808636>Mike worked at TGIFridays Was that where the Fentoozla came from? (Where you get the keep the glass)I assume a fentoozla was an expensive drink at a cheesy restaurant but you got to keep the glass it was served it (which was probably not just a regular glass)Like at a tiki bar that lets you buy the wacky porcelain cups they serve their tropical drinks in
>>217790537What was the point of the skinny mom character in this ?What was her job? Why were random men always taking her on tropical vacations ?Why include the mom character at all ? Was the main character supposed to be a high school student ?Why did the fuzzy cop mention that the mom had plenty of money ?Was the movie implying that she was a high end escort ?
>>217814984That seems to be the case, it was a mystery for a while though>>217815049That's what I always assumed. Only Leonard Maltin truly knows...
>>217815049His momma was a whore, and it messed him up inside.That was the subtext and the background for our laserblasting hero.
>>217815049A prolonged "your mom's a hoe" joke?We may never know...
>>217815049Just another example of why the kid's life sucked, another avenue for the cops to fuck with him about, and would maybe explain why he could be pushed into going on a laser rampage.
>>217815120I mean I can kind of buy into that being the subtext but it’s weird to include it at all. He didn’t seem all that dark or disturbed before he got the laser blaster Kind of like Track of the Moon Beast character mentioning that he lives with his mom despite being a fairly successful 40 year old archeological professor (I think). The mother doesn’t even show up in the movie
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>>217816077Omg, directed by the same guy who did The Pooman!>In 1980, De Martino nearly lost his home when his film The Pumaman failed at the box office. Pumaman was followed by a few more films, concluding his career with Miami Golem.>Miami GolemY-you think he was killed by... you know...
>>217816192I never saw that one, but the connection to Pewmaman actually piques my interest.
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>>217816802>>/AVGNTruthers/
>>217791152This is called a paragraph. No one is ever going to feel bad for writing one more sentence than some retard could handle.
>>217790912>>217790930Me, I wanted Shout! to make a Home Movies movie
>>217813579>"It's my newest invention exchange, Kinga. I call it the Human (and Robot) Centipede!"
