>>217790819LOL
>>217790819Stolen from The Simpsons episode where Mark Hamill tells Homer to use the forks. Unfunny. OP is a stupid faggot, today must be another day.
>>217790831Hah
>>217790819"Artists" will publish this, then call AI art lazy
>>217790819Why would he use a crummy fork instead of a pail of pokemon creatures
>>217790819
>>217790848Family guy is better than simpsons.
>>217791301Did this really happened?
>>217791301I think this was the meme that made me start hanging out here on b all those years ago
>>217793005Kek.
>>217790819Cool.. did you colour it yourself?
>>217793109I was going to call you new until I realized shrekposting was more than a decade ago
>>217793005idgi
>>217793520It's a reference to The Nightmare Before Christmas, you should watch it, it's kino
>>217791301do you have the one where the guy is working at mcdonalds and someone orders a burger without pickles so the guy spits in their food for disrespecting shrek? haven't read that in years
>>217793005Lmao
>>217793619No I know that, but why would 9/11 Rememberance Day or Patriot Day or whatever it's called mean Jack ends up on a plane, in the past, when 9/11 happened?
>>217793707The joke is that Jack's the king of Halloween but is intrigued by other holidays and wants to take part in them, like 9/11 and Christmas.
>>217793726But we don't celebrate 9/11 by crashing planes into buildings. I guess it's one of those "don't think about it" jokes.
>>217793005>there's bodies everywhere>what's this>falling people in the air>the President's dumbfounded and everyone is sad>it looks like Peter Davidson no longer has a dad>tower seven wasn't struck at all but somehow doesn't stand>Steve Buscemi, Denis Leary are both out there… lending… hands
>>217793735'Tism
>>217793707When you go through the holiday door you end up in a world where that holiday happens on a loop, he's gone to 9/11town.
Scuffed Simpsons clips crack me up for some reason
>>217794231
>>217794247
>>217793005Funny but it would only make sense if Christmas Town was the nativity scene9/11 Town would just be boomers acting sad and discussing where the Holocaust museum should go at ground zero
>>217791314Dayum, dat girl's game be like squid n shiet!
>>217794477I dunno; everyone in Halloweentown loves Halloween, everyone in Christmastown loves Christmas, so I reckon 9/11town would be inhabited by muslims and jews.
>>217793736kek underrated
>>217794685
>>217794899On-topic humor not random thread screencap you made 2 days ago
>>217794978Ooh sorry i made you feel some kind of way
>>217794899Was this meant to be an own? Because it isn’t funny.
>>217794899>screenshotting your own post that you think is cool
>>217793736>Steve BuscemiWhy would he be there?
>>217796169He was a firefighter before going into acting and when the towers fell he went back to his old unit and volunteered
>>217796200>ah fuck I gotta design a dress for these hollywood weirdoes in 2 hours >thank god I had the worst candy of all time lying on the table to inspire me
>>217793499He's still new.
>>217796278>holy freakin' crap, it's the 4chan janitor's paycheck!
>>217791301Absolute classic.
>>217796287how fucking dare you talk shit about the king of old lady candy
>>217793005KEK
>>217794477See, thank you. The joke doesn't actually make sense under scrutiny.
>>217791301this made milleniboomers shit and piss themselves
>>217796674It wasn't written for severe autistics
>>217797678source?
>>217791301>>217796687These did not age well lmao. It's like rage comics, early quirky chungus heckin randum xd!
>>217797734The Dark Knight
>>217793684Remember everybody wanted to be Jay and Silent Bob?
>>217797647They made a movie about the life of Joe Rogan?
>>217794899Can anyone refute this
>>217798380>>217795027>>217794899samefag, fuck off loser
>>217798914
>>217797678He's so happy
>>217794899The post that broke /tv/. Lmao look at all the seethe
>>217799643>>217799127
>>217799395
>>217799772Kek see? You even highlight butthurt posts
>>217799813Whore deserved it
>>217793735Idgi either, 9/11 town wouldn't be just the planes crashing into the tower over and over again
>>217791301when did /b/ have id's?
>>217793005do you have this but not a fucking social media phone screencap?
>>217793736Amazing job
>>217800196>noooo you can't credit the artist because...you just can't, ok????
>>217800556You are a complete fag. Go give credit on reddit you brown bitch
>>217801002based
>>217793109Same. what a terrible choice that was
>>217800439Thanks
>>217797734I haven't seen it in a long long time but that looks like Treme. It's a series about post-Katrina New Orleans by The Wire's showrunner David Simon
>>217801002>not stealing is brownIs it opposite day? This new trend of third worlders calling people "brown" is bizarre.
>>217794477What would Fourth of July town and thanksgiving town be like
>>217802614nobody has been more successful at stealing than whites
>>217802092Mark Whalberg cast as Jack please.
>>217800439Thanks I used Grok to write it.
>>217791301Proof that 4chan has always been reddit.
>>217802952>jokes where the punchline is prepubescent children being raped by cartoon characters is reddit humorare you entirely sure about that?
>>217793736Exquisite
>>217798054Based cheeky cuntit's tdkr tho
>>217796287>worst candy of all timeThis faggot eats candy corn the long way
>>217803529strawoman argument?
>>217803529i like the other one with the mutant old man and it says "HE'S STILL GOT IT" or some shit better, just as potent in its message but with superior comedic timing
>>217803720Absolute mad lads
>>217803720>>217803883Reminds me of Dean. Wonder if he's still on the floor.
>>217794323>>217791314>>217794703>zoomers will laugh at this shit and then tell you monty python isn't funny
>>217793736very nicely done.
>>217803734Keira Knightley?
>>217791314>i want to fuck fuck
>>217796278>holy freakin crap Lois it’s the jannies when faggots spam incelbait and nigger dicks!
>>217794785kek
>>217794899Both of these posters are fucking retarded whiny faggots
>>217804032JonathanTronathan never said that
>>217797647she cute
>>217793753It's not good. There is no punchline.You could do this with any random holiday and it's the same "look how rand dumb this is!">>217800170>>217793735You're right. A bad comic by an uncreative millennial
>>217805527Sharteen absolutely having an autism tantrum lol you love to see it
>>217805537smells like bitch in here
>>217802644I never got this joke. t. Saw it back in 2012
>>217804032I love mom
>>217805451I don't think thots should be enabling online perverts.
>>217805975She's in movies though, real life perverts go to those
>>217794264fucking hell
>>217803965>OI MATE, THAT BLOODY WANKER ON THE TELLY IS DOING THE HUMOROUS WALK AGAIN
>>2178001822011 - 2013
>>217804541That’s not even funny
>>217803720Crazy bastards really did it
>>217790831Oh shit, she took the call
>>217807129Yeah no shit she clearly has, in an exponential way over the course of at least the last 20+ years noticeably. You do have eyes don’t you?
>>217794231KEK
>>217791301>its all Ogre nowWorth the read
>>217793636https://cheezburger.com/6972782336/a-very-green-green-text
>>217807065It was an honest mistake, ANYBODY could’ve fallen for it.
>>217805552What’s updog?
>>217796278Imagine my shock, Lois! It's Paul Joseph Watson!
>>217803962My hero
>>217793736That’s some genius shit my niqqa
>>217798380The entire collapse of the American empire basically refutes it, yes.
>>217796638Was Vito gay?
>>217804032This but unironically
>>217800439Inside job
>>217803529Funny how 90% of the time it's a woman saying this (the other 10% it's a gay guy)
>>217808017i don't think i've ever seen someone more self conscious of their walk in all my life, there had to have been a better take
>>217808017Is this meta commentary on Stuckmann's life? To boldly stride towards his career as famous Hollywood director, only to stumble right at the finish?
This thread was glorious.
>>217806274kek
>>217808336kek
>>217806274Tf I thought that was Ezra Miller
>>217803529Aging gracefully means taking care of yourself (without bogging), not just getting more and more fat.
>>217794899>op cries about stupid shit on the Internet>anon tries too hard to be edgy on the Internet>all replies pretend either side has a point and refuse to elaborate a response for the opposing arguments>repeatIt's like pottery
>>217798914this is kino
>>217797913and yet nothing this place has produced in the last 5 years comes remotely close.
>>217800196>I can't crop an image in ms paint in 15 seconds.
>>217803529>rebecca cohen
>>217805519>Ana FoxxxBut you didn't hear it from me.
>>217808336>more than a decade agohaha...
>>217807366Not much what's up with you?
>>217803962Imagine the smell
>>217807357What do you mean, is Brad Pitt okay? I didn’t even know he was sick
>>217802668Exactly like Halloween Town. People and animals and shit planning 364 days of the year to put on a cool show for the single day. Forth of July would be Summer fun themed, and Thanksgiving would be Fall themed. The better question is what would the Juneteenth show be like? Is it just Toby getting whipped while the other dysgenic blacks sit around cheering?
>>217809292>Define Zebra
>>217803720This is what England used to be about.
>>217809292He's literally turning into a lobster...
>>217810967Good times
>>217811070june teeth isn't a real holiday
>>217811219I got off work for it phoneposterfag, so it counts.
>>217811271>gubbermint lets me have the day off from wageslaving if I worship niggers, so...>*starts slobbering on nigger toes*
>>217808678KEK
>>217794899>irrelevant post to the thread>anon essentially telling the other anon "lol just pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and give the ceo a firm handshake">samefagging in this very thread about it>giving anon the fault for the current dating market when every man under the fucking sun that is below an 7.5/10 cant get any womanyeah nigga kill yourself
>>217811298Nah niggers suck, just like having a day off. Are you a phoneposter and a europoor?
>>217793736Kek'd
>>217791375Why does he straighten his hair, he afraid of letting it be natural?
>>217811324>every man under the fucking sun that is below an 7.5/10 cant get any womanThen I guess that means my chubby short ass is at least an 8, that’s pretty ill.
>>217803720Those rascals out there causing a ruckus!
>>217804541Lost. I'm giggling and crying because it's been 13 years. 13 years down the drain.
>>217803638The old people make-up in this sequence was so fucking awful that I couldn't get emotional.
>>217794899>someome screencrapped my shitty replyThis is awkward
>>217803529literally me
>>217793754I was honestly always so sad we never got to see what was through any of the other doors
>>217808017>gets cucked by Markiplier
>>217803962holy based
>>217808336Frame 9525 in the Dark Knight Rises movie is the last frame of the airplane sequence btw.
>>217803638what the hell is this
>>217803529how low does your IQ have to be to think like this? you see it a lot here too>wtf, first /tv/ likes superman then it hates superman. make up your mind!
>>217794307It's a crayfish trap
>>217802614>stealingkill yourself
>>217796475Oh I remember when people fell for this shit lmao
>>217790831And to think she was cute once.
>>217815220It caught a lot of eels too
>>217807411>Paul Joseph Watson!What is he up to these days?
>>217807085
>>217807085is he jewish by any chance?
>>217811324just be taller, how is that difficult?
>>217811419>anecdotal evidence>>217816337cutoff nowadays is 6f3, me and most of my friends 6f1 and women wont even look into our eyes
>>217807257based newfag
>>217798380Yes. People who are maladjusted to society were targeted with abuse for a long time in their younger years. Normal social interactions are not safe for such individuals because people in general do not like authenticity and accountability. So if they share their truth, they will be shut down immediately.t. trafficking survivor.
>>217811324i am surrounded by tiny men with hot wives, but then again I work at a racecourse.
>>217809958>using windows in 2026stop that
>>217816451buddy if you're not at least 6'5, all you'll get is a slampig and that's in the USA, I can't even imagine what it's like in chad countries like the Netherlands. Sorry I had to be the one to tell you this, it goes up every year!
>>217807257kek it's more enjoyable now that's it's not spammed everyday, I miss all those gayass tripfaggots that used to hang out here but at the time I only found them annoying.
>>217812165It's part of the charm, and Ive got to think it's a callback to how young Dexter was portrayed just as Michael C Hall in a wig. That shit was too funny.
>>217804032>>217807780I stopped watching movies and tv for about 8 years. Only thing I watched during that time was Doctor Sleep. But I've been getting back into them. Gonna watch The Housemaid today.
>>217816116Yes and a loxist
>>217816278watch microcosmos
>>217802678Building civilisation across world was not stealing. Notice how most of those places degraded into incompetence and savagery after the beneficial overlords left.Plus having a few people sent over to control and develop the native populace is a grain of sand compared to the mountain of crime against humanity that neo-colonialist mass immigration is now. Please educate yourself out of such ignorant anti-white racism.
>>217803962why did the cameraman went 360ing?
