I wonder how many men decided to stay single after watching this episode.
I can't remember why George soured on their relationship. What was his problem?
How big was his fucking dick? Jesus Christ
>>217790997I don't believe you've ever watched the show
>>217790997he saw Jerry and Kramer having fun while he was stuck watching shitty romcoms with her and basically became a subservient cuck
>>217790997>I can't remember why George soured on their relationship.He never liked her. He simply wanted to make a change in his life and having recently seen Susan decided marrying her would be an appropriate step for maturation. Kinda silly desu. He should've been dating Susan again and broken up with her after she beat him in chess. Why on Earth would Susan agree to marry George with him proposing out of the blue with them not having had any kind of relationship for 3 years?
>>217790960She ruined the summer of george
>>217791021He didn't recently see Susan. He shows up at her place out of the blue. Get your brain checked.
>>217791021>Why on Earth would Susan agree to marry George with him proposing out of the blue with them not having had any kind of relationship for 3 years?She expected the wall to arrive at any time
>>217791050>He didn't recently see Susan.Yes he did. When he and Jerry are in the diner he mentions how he recently saw Susan and that she looked great and then asks Jerry if he found her good looking to which Jerry gets irate asking what should it matter what he thinks?Get your brain checked.
>>217791061Well touche, sir. I didn't remember that conversation, I just remembered that she didn't appear in the episode before he proposed. You sir, have my ax.
>>217791076I'm glad you can admit you were wrong. Now apologise.
>that banned israel vacation episode
>>217791132Surely AI can generate better than this? Or do most shit their pants and breakdown anytime they're requested to do anything concerning Israel?
>>217791084Digging deep into my own Seinfeld compendium, I offer you the apology that Jerry apparently gave the Soup Nazi in real life when he demanded an apology and screamed at him, as referenced in the DVD commentaries. I'm soooorrrryyyy
>>217791050>>217791061he also met susan at the video store with her girlfriend when she briefly turned into a lesbian
>>217791149this was in the early days of free ai, they shutdown costanza posting due to copyright issues
>>217791871early bing costanzaposting was so good
>>217790960Haha, "decided."
>>217790960YOU'RE A SCHMOOOOPYYYY!
>>217792226>i've had enough living in a society jerry
>>217790997he should have de-souredsusan was normal, cute and rich, he could only do worse
>>217790997George Costanza is the type to not be content doing anything .
>>217791021I like the understated joke of Susan being such a desperate weirdo that she was willing to marry George on a whim
>>217791076>You sir, have my ax.Holy reddit. I'm using this later.
My name is George Costanza I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
>>217791021Being a 30 something childless single women was still a no no in the 90s.
>>217790997Well, a man who is frowning like that isn't getting sucked off I can tell you that much. Nothing worse than a chick who is all lovey dovey but doesn't slob on your knob
>>217793906Thats why he is one of my favorite characters. I am the same way. You could hand me 10 million dollars right now and I would be happy for about 2 weeks before I adapt to my new baseline and become miserable again.
was jerry on the list?
>>217791021She said it took hours of him convincing her
the arc of this show is a microcosm of the duality of man>show starts>characters are normal people>relatable >show goes on>the actors start making more and more money >their characters mirror this in some sort of weird synergy >as the characters become higher paid in their jobs, they become more and more despicable >by the shows end, the characters are genuinely gross people and the show is also extremely cringey and not funny
I found a dorky girl and made her my girlfriend. She supports the nerdy shit I do, I support the nerdy shit she does. We bought a house together.I just spent 2 grand on an engagement ring.
>>217793906everyone who has seen the show understands this. people who don't understand this haven't seen the show.
>>217795681That's beautiful, anon. Congratulations and I wish you the best.
>>217795681should have just gone for moissanite
>>217790997The first time was from him comparing himself, and their relationship to others/other relationships. The second time was because he rushed into it due to the pact. >>217791021Bad writing. Larry David was likely less involved at this point before checking out completely >>217795672You could argue it's the duality of man. But it's because of Larry David actually lived life so he had experiences to go off of. Jerry's career before the show started (and still is to this day) was always from his networking.
>>217791020>>217791021protip: Getting married and starting a family is a prerequisite for being an actual adult man. Without this, you'll always be a boy.
>>217795681that sounds very gay
>>217791132Indian go home.
>>217795681i have a girlfriend but she's a cringe wigger and it ruins my day just thinking about it. i don't want to spend time to fix this...
>>217796128Half of all marriages fail and men get buttfucked by courts as a result. Just because you have to walk on eggshells around your fat wife to try and avoid this outcome, doesn’t mean you’re allowed to dictate other men’s lives. It’s not 1950. Marriage is an antiquated institution. You got on one knee and used an expensive ring to beg a woman to not allow you to ever get pussy again. And she gets fat and naggy and you have to spend years justifying the decision until it eventually ends up horribly. You are a cuck
>>217796481the pussy any good?
>>217796576That's a lot of words to say you're a pussy who's scared of breeding. kek
>>217796598You can breed without getting married retard
>>217796643Yet you haven't. Curious
>>217796733>yes goy, bring more children into the world to wage slave and pay taxeslaughing my lmao off. they got you good huh
>>217796844You're inability to procreate is killing the white race. You should be ashamed.
>>217790960She made him watch mad about you. Whoever wrote this knew exactly what they were doing.
>>217797270im not
>>217796844One day you'll finally admit that you were just too pussy to talk to girls and just let your life completely pass you by. Have the kys hotline number nearby for when that happens.
>>217796844Ah yes, the antinatalist has revealed himself with shaky logic, lmao every time
>>217796576>Half of all marriages failFake jew statistics to deter Whites from marrying and having kids. It's just under 4%, and even that's skewed towards lower economic brackets. The divorce rate for the upper middle class and higher is near zero.
>>217798205>kys hotlinekleptomaniac yiddish sphincter?
>>217790997George needs to be unhappy to feel in control of things, it's his default state to find the wrong in a situation. That's what makes him such a great character.
>>217798205NTA, but I am just not brave enough and girls make me feel uncomfortable whenever there is romantic possibility.
>>217790960It's hard to imagine anyone modeling their life around George Costanza's decisions in a TV show. If there is anyone out there that stupid they probably shouldn't be breeding anyway.
>>217796576Divorce rates are actually falling as boomers die off. It was boomers getting married after a month of knowing each other, divorcing, and then doing the same shit a few years later that massively inflated the stats.Young people are going to have pretty stable marriages because most people are dating for 3+ years before finally getting hitched. At that point, you know the other person pretty well and being monogamous has become part of life.
>>217796844>>217797270I thought the Jews were using Population Control to keep whites (and others) in check. But they also want us to breed to have meat for the grinder/taxpayers/etc.So which is it?
>>217800144Divorce rates are dropping because marriage rates are
>>217798205You can live a pretty rich life without crushing puss. In fact, guys who are obsessed with women seem to do nothing but fixate on women.
>>217800216jews want mixed low iq workers that are easy to control
>>217796576Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.Do with this information what you will.
>>217800562Two shitty retarded people staying together in their toxic but loving relationship is my favorite kind of romanceslop. God speed.
>>217798205I don't like girls.
>>217800562While I appreciate your zeal, you are insane to not think she hasn't planned to poison your food or stab you while you sleepa bitch will literally cheat on you, kill you, and then kill the kids before straightening up
>>217799587Have you considered you may actually be gay, anon? Not making fun or anything but if romance with a woman makes you uncomfortable it may be the reason
>>217800562copypasta
>>217796128>be a hecking MAN and get raped by the divorce court!!t. the feminist establishment
>>217799217You're a retard who is looking at the YEARLY amount of marriages that end in divorce, not the lifetime of the marriage.Somewhere between 35% and 50% of all marriages in the US will EVENTUALLY end in divorce, not every year or any given year."Muh jews are lying so people stay single and childless"
>>217796844>women are evil!>having kids is what the jews want you to do!must suck being a 4chancel
>>217802324i like my version better because it spaces out “hanging” for no reason. >>217790997is anyone going to mention the fact george murdered susan with cheapo stamps?
>>217792226Saved so many of those
>>217790997Jadon Alexender DESPISED the actress and demanded she be written off the showLook it up
>>217802376I like mine because the fox wears a shit-eating grin but is clearly suffering on the inside. just like the average 4chancel who broadcasts the idea that he's smarter than the system
>>217802528There are people who do everything right who still end up getting fucked over by the system.
>>217800365>You can live a pretty rich life without crushing puss. Completely true and if you just stopped there......>In fact, guys who are obsessed with women seem to do nothing but fixate on women.Nope it's just sour grapes.
>>217799382You are correct. Thank you for your post.
>>217796128Ok rabbi
my mom wouldn't let me watch Seinfeld because she said the characters were too mean
>>217804422Your mom is antisemitic
>>217804471I never questioned it past arts & crafts but now that you mention it... soap, lampshades..
>>217794855Jerry didn't hide his relations with children.
>>217795672>characters are normal peopleKramer encourages Newman to kill himself in the first episode, anon, and he was arguably the least despicable of the four.
>>217802324>>217802376Grapes are poisonous to foxes.
>>217790960George was considered an outlier, not the norm in the 90s
>>217790997He wasn't interested in watching "Mad about you".. George likes sex with women and living the independent lifestyle.
>>217800900We're too old for this shit.
>>217800900It's a rare one.
>>217802324>>217802376
Is this place just full of /soc/ refugees now? Every thread devolves into incel baiting
How old were Susan and George supposed to be? Mid 30s?
>>217802504Didn't he just hate the plotline?
>>217794733Consistent sex should be MANDATORY when you're in a relationship with a woman. I'm more willing to put up with a woman's bullshit and get up to go to work if i knew i'm going to get my balls drained that night. Sex is literally therapeutic for men, that's why i hated my narcisistic ex who verbally and mentally tortured me but expected to buy her everything while only giving me sex sporadically. If she' had a good personality i'd be fine with sex once a week or so but the crazier and more toxic a woman is, the more she needs to put out to compensate.
>>217792226>I've seen things you wouldn't believe, Jerry.>...Log cabins on fire off the shores of Long Island. I watched rye bread, dangle down a 3rd story window.>All of these moments... they were suppose to be... the Summer of George... the Summer... of George.
I'm a 34 year old kissless virgin. I can't even imagine having a conversation with a woman, let alone sex or a relationship with one. I hate being alive.
>>217798205>all these zoomer faggots copingYou really hit a nerve, anon. Good post.
>>217797270it's probably more the fact that for every child you could make, india produces a million and ships half of them over here
>>217792226>I got a letter from my wife>impossible, she died from those damn stamps three years ago jerry!
>>217806155You should keep feeling sorry for yourself and sitting on 4chan complaining. Surely if you keep doing the same thing you've been doing for 20 years with no changes, something will eventually change.
>>217804923 It's genuinely wild how that was just shrugged off back then. Whole generations watched that show and never blinked. You bring it up now and people act like you're making it up.
Jerry is the least funny by far
>>217790997On the surface, George was unhappy being in a relationship. However, her actress was meant to be an extra and got chosen for his love interest for superficial reasons. Jason lamented having to work with her, but seeing how bad their chemistry was and how funny it was, Larry wanted to keep her.She wasn't just the right girl for her even if she was totally into him.
>>217807316More or less, he holds everything together. The thing with Jerry is that more often than not he's the straight man while the rest are caricatures most of the time.
>>217807316So lame. I can't imagine calling yourself a fan of this show and not liking Jerry.
>>217795681Congrats. I look forward to the divorce, alimony, losing the house, and if you have kids 21 years of child support. :)
>>217807316Definitely below George and Kramer but probably not below Elaine
>>217799587You'll make it just because you actually recognize your problem, which means you can work on it.
>>217793906shalom moishe!
>>217793906literally me
>>217807621Elaine is less comedy and more comical situations. She's on par with Jerry since neither one can carry a scene.
>>217807316well comedy always works best with a straight man
>>217808547There are plenty of Elaine moments where she carries the scene: packing for the guy she hates after they overslept, lying to Lloyd Braun about George's arm, her job interview parroting Kramer's notes on the manuscript, when she's on pills down in Florida, dancing with kicks. Plenty of moments.
I can relate to George>be horny>decide to start dating girl just to have sex>she begins to develop feelings>tell her we shouldn't get serious and if she wants to see other people that's fine>she gets emotional and literally runs off to the bathroom to start crying>feel guilt and bad for her>get into actual steady relationship with her>we've been together for a year now >feel absolutely nothing for her
>>217796844>uhmmm acshually having sex is le jew trick!!!Lmao
>>217809123oh no, boo fucking hoo
>>217799587i have this same issue. everytime I've gotten laid or in a relationship it's always because the girl made the first move or more recently because I turned my brain off like in that one Malcolm episode after deciding I was going to make a move, hence preventing my brain from second-guessing me
>>217791841That was much much earlier in the series
