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>>217792277
I genuinely don't know why George even wanted this scene back. Even if he had originally shot it with what Jabba became instead of some random actor the scene is not necessary, hinders the pacing and only repeats information that the audience already knows. It was cut for a reason. It offers nothing.
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>>217792311
It actively detracts from the movie by adding silly humor that isnt found anywhere else in ANH and by making jabba feel like the least threatening gangster ever
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pretty much everything added to the special editions is pointless or outright bad, they should have cleaned up the existing special effects and left it at that, but we're already at the point where george had all the power and nobody could tard wrangle him anymore because he was the boss.
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>>217792277
And it was kino. You’d never see soul like this in Disney Wars.
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>>217792342
It's a kid's movie anon, for children. Funny pratfalls make the kiddos laugh. It wasn't made for some developmentally stunted 'adult' to pore over
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>>217792311
because by that time he had been living up his own ass for many years and had surrounded himself with sycophants and he had nobody to pull him into line. The absurdities of the special editions was just a small preview of the inanity that was to come with the prequels.
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>>217792401
haha
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>>217792440
Star Wars is for kids, anon. It's time to let go and get some adult interests.
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>>217792460
like what? Drinking beer and watching niggerball?
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>>217792460
>I’m just going to keep repeating myself until people get tired of engaging with me

You debate like a nigger.
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>>217792460
What are some other classic kids humor bits from the OT?
Like when chewie got his tongue fried in a podracer and stepped in some poo?
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>>217792495
There is a whole world of moving, interesting, spiritually enriching art out there, a lot of it even being discussed here. You should start to develop your appreciation and understanding of stuff like that instead of spending your adulthood in thrall to the childish and simple entertainment that kids can follow along with - frankly, I'm embarrassed for you.
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>>217792401
>It's a kid's movie anon, for children
You're right, George didn't go far enough. He should have added a musical number in the Mos Eisley bar and added a scene with a pie being thrown at Vader's face.
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>>217792571
just kys that was the worst attempt at trolling ive ever seen
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>>217792563
>>217792550
Uh oh, the funko collectors didn't like that one!
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>>217792595
L
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He's right, you know
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>>217792311
it's amusing

cope and seethe
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>>217792342
my main issue is that if you are watching Star Wars for the first time it ruins the surprise of seeing what Jabba looks like when they finally reach his palace
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>>217793959
Faulty logic. if you're watching star wars for the first time, everything is a surprise as you watch it, there's no "ruined surprises"
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>>217794010
What happened to you that made you like this?
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>>217794010
you're such an idiot
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>>217792277
I grew up on the Special edition and this scene always bugged me because Jabba looked like shit. I always wondered why he looked so tiny and dry
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>>217792277
>"Jabba, you are a wonderful human being"
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Harrison Ford himself said Star Wars is for children
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>>217794699
Uh, Hackison Fraud clearly has not seen my bong shaped like Darth Vader's mask
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>>217794620
He originally was.
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>>217792495
yep. and watching your spouse get BLACKED RAW. That is the true meaning of advlthood
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>>217795047
Uhhh well Han was CLEARLY using the phrase ironically! It definitely doesn’t make Han sound retarded!
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>>217792563
>R2 shenanigans
>Yoda pretending to be insane
>Nearly every Ewok scene
>C3P0 being argued with on the Falcon
>Han running after Stormtroopers on the Death Star
>R2 and C3P0 bickering
>Box of tools falling on Han
Sure it's not a laugh a minute but they are kid's movies.
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>>217792401
man kids looked a lot different in 1977
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>>217795241
>its a children's movie if every scene isn't 100% serious
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>>217792391
poe's yo momma joke begs to differ
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>>217793850
Exactly, it's a fun interaction and makes losers cry like women
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>>217792440
That shot haunted me as a kid. You saw the family alive and caring like your own grandparents and then they're fucking barbecue
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>>217794010
>surprise
You're a retard.
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>>217795528
>barbecue
There is no cannibalism in Star Wars, mate.
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>>217795528
same,
especially the way they seem to have crawled outside
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>>217792311
If I recall in the first cut before it was removed, Greedo's dialogue was totally different and the scene with Jabba went into more detail. So when it was cut they changed Greedo's lines to deliver that exposition instead. The better question is why didn't he just change Greedo's lines back either.

As for why he wanted it back, like everything else in the SE he wanted to show that he "could" and already had the CG Jabba from Ep 1
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>>217795528
I had Star Wars on a beta tape and saw it hundreds of times as a kid, but I was 42 when I finally noticed those were torched skeletons on the ground. I guess I just thought they were showing a big mess after the empire had been there & broken in. I should look if aunt Beru’s bent over the rocks with her legs cranked apart, bc you know if you’re on the ass end of the galaxy torching some rebel bitch you & the fellas are damn sure gonna fully use that ass before you torch it.
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>>217795249
Kek. You were mutts already by the 70s?
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>>217797406
> if you’re on the ass end of the galaxy torching some rebel bitch you & the fellas are damn sure gonna fully use that ass before you torch it.
Andor confirmed this was true, much to the chagrin to manbabies
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>>217797406
oh please they probably have a dedicated hangar full of twilek slave whores
not gonna hit some crusty old sandsnatch



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