>>217792424
Killing yourself over a whore is kino. I say he fulfilled his life's purpose.

>>217792424
Why did his people flood Europe with negronis though?

>>217792424
He was miserable and an heroed so the best advice is to do the opposite of everything he said.

>>217792481
>Don't eat at a local restaurant tonight. Refuse the cream sauce. Turn down a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Never go somewhere you’ve never been. Never listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Never the steak rare. Don't eat an oyster. Don't have a negroni. Especially don't have two. Never be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat fast. Stiff your server. Ignore your friends. Avoid contemplating on yourself. Hate the ride.

Tip at a local restaurant tonight. Tip the cream sauce. Tip a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Tip somewhere you’ve never been. Tip someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Tip the steak rare. Tip an oyster. Tip a Negroni. Tip two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but tip them anyways. Tip slowly. Tip your server. Tip your friends. Tip yourself. Tip the ride.

>>217792424
>Enjoy life to it's fullest
>Eat some unhygienic slop from a turdworld world country
>Let your wife cuck you with a child
>ACK-yourself

>>217792481
>main advice is: go outside and enjoy life
>this makes the average 4channer seethe so hard /tv/ now have daily threads shitting nonstop on a subceleb cook

The funny thing is all these threads are proving his point lol

>>217792569
>are proving his point
Elaborate how

>>217792569
The retard committed suicide because his life sucked. His advice didn't work. Sometimes not going outside is the right choice. What if he had never met that cunt? Never taken that awful job? I bet he'd be alive today. Miserable, perhaps, but at least people wouldn't miss him.

>>217792424
well he spent too much time on that island of his and should have spent more time sipping negronis

Unless you were white, that is.

>>217792424
There’s no way he’s going to eat all those baguettes

>>217792965
Of course he's not going to, he's dead and those baguettes have already been eaten.

He sold a hedonistic lifestyle on television that is so facile and hollow he eventually killed himself. He called his show No Reservations yet we has in therapy for having reservations about absolutely everything.

>>217792424
They needed a strangulated corpse that resembles Epstein for the prison extraction

>>217792514
Over half of this is good advice.

>>217792514
>Eat fast. Stiff your server. Ignore your friends. Avoid contemplating on yourself. Hate the ride.
based af. you can never go wrong with these

A man's taste in women tells you so much about their inner workings

>>217792424
He pursued a life of empty hedonism after burning out his dopamine receptors with heroin. He patronized third world slop merchants because he saw them being happy with what they had and he was convinced guzzling gutter oil would bring him the spiritual fulfillment he thought they had.

>>217792569

That may have been his original motivation and message but it mutated into self righteous pandering and indignation. That, combined with him throwing all his support behind a woman for her purportedly noble cause of trying to bring a sex pest to justice, only to pay hush money to the teenage boy the very same woman was revealed to have an illicit sexual relationship with, earned him his mockery here. I think. I did enjoy Parts Unknown, though .

>>217792569
He's worm food and trashed his legacy by covering up statutory rape. What point is that proving?

>>217793678
I think he should have just killed his whore wife desu
He would've felt free for the first time in his life

>>217792424
That hardly excuses the child trafficking.

>>217794053
kek

>>217792481
>I understand there's a guy inside me who wants to lay in bed, smoke weed all day, and watch cartoons and old movies. My whole life is a series of stratagems to enable that guy.