support independent filmmaking and make corporations shit themselves Go see Iron Lung. it's kino
Nah
I dont go outside anymore. Markus seems like a nice guy though.
>>217793507redditlennial cringe
what do u think caused the quiet rapture and the oceans of blood
>HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT YOUTUBER>ALL YOUTUBER DOES IS MINECRAFT AND SOIFACINGThis is legitimately the garbage arguments I have seen against this film
>>217793545Why does gravity exist?
>>217793507>>217793548No, fuck off you eceleb worshipping braindead retardKill yourself
>>217793507I don't need to support him, there's millions of 19 year old mentally ill women who will go see it.
>>217793507>>217793548Fuck off and go back to your discord grooming server
>>217793548It's a shit film based on a shit game made by a shit "content creator". There's plenty of great stuff on youtube, this isn't it.
>>217793576You know nothing about me and haven't provided an argument against the quality of the film other than that a YouTuber made it.
>>217793507>Don't support those rich Hollywood people, support the rich people from a different domain! That will stick it to the man!Fuck off. If the product is good, I will support it. If it's not, I won't. Trying to spin this underdog narrative for a guy who's probably wealthier and more influential than almost everybody in Hollywood is just try-hard nonsense.
>>217793637>Probably richer than anyone in Hollywood
>>217793507I've heard it's a 30 minut short film needlessly streached out to 2 hours
>>217793679>s-see??? he only has tens of millions of dollars instead of hundreds, he's just a small indie developer!!! lmfa, you're so pathetic and stupid
his acting is embarrassing and the script is awful. I can't wait for people to look back in 5 years and see the movie for the piece of garbage it actually is. Right now everyone is trying to convince themselves it was good out of principle because of what it represents(low budget, likable non-establishment person, passion project, etc)
>>217793507buy an ad
>>217793682Yes we all watched Drinker's review
>>217793720>god forbid people make more than me
>>217793507Markplier is for crazy cat lady gooner women who masturbate to novels about snakes raping a womans pussy.
>>217793679Markiplier is not worth only 45 million dollars. People severely underestimate how much money youtubers make. They thought Cr1TiKaL made less than 10 million dollars throughout his career, turns out he made something like 50 million by his own admission. Logan Paul made over 50 million dollars in one year when he blew up. Mr Beast is a billionaire. Markiplier is one of the people who made the most money off YouTube considering his view counts and the amount of sponsor deals he's had over the years, so his numbers are at least in hundreds of millions.
>>217793507Markiplier is a shitskin faggot mutt. No thanks.
>>217793720Even if it was true, so? You qualms isn't with thr actual qualities of the film but because a YouTuber made it with your image of said YouTuber being based on the outdated stereotype of YouTubers just being Minecraft letsplayers and soifacers without questioning if that is actually the case with this particular YouTuber.Like, just a quick glance at his YouTube channel shows that mainly he specializes in horror content
(((Fischbach)))
>>217793809My point is that you're a retard for shilling this movie because it was made by "le independent film maker" when in reality he is a millionaire
i'll watch it just to make hollywood mad.also mark is a cool guy, one of the few that defended pewdiepie when he said "nigger" on a live stream.
>>217793853>I'll support this rich millionaire guy, that'll show those other rich millionaire guysKek, this place is so full of braindead and deluded moronsDead internet reality
>>217793846It isn't tied to an already established film studio (A24, Disney, Universal, WB), it was self-funded by the YouTuber, it's relatively original (criminal gets sent to a planet with a blood ocean and slowly loses his) and his acting is decent
>>217793873>>217793637Markiplier isn't a mega billionaire, he's just a youtuber dude who had a vision and got it made AND put into theatres without any corporate backing.3 million is not a HUGE movie budget in comparison to hollywood films, it already is a success in how much its made.I'm just telling you I had a good time in the films and if you like Markiplier, cosmic horror, or Iron Lung you will most likely enjoy this. One of the best video game adaptations I've ever seen. Not a single needle drop or cringe one liner moment
>>217793545lore doesn't explain it away. seems like a cosmic event
>>217793846you don't have to be poor to be an independent filmmaker
>>217793539>reddit reddit reddit rent freeeeeee
>>217793891I also thought his acting was good. I was impressed by how they fleshed out the world and took a 45 minute game into a 2hour movie. you wonder how a movie set in one place can keep your attention for 2 hours but they do a good job. also the sound design made it a good film to see in surround sound they did well with capturing that
>>217793913Most Hollywood types also aren't mega billionaires. I don't understand how that's at all relevant. Markiplier is not some scrappy underdog rising up against the elites. He's one of the elites branching out to another medium. That's why I find attempts to spin this narrative to be utterly retarded. What matters is the quality of the movie. Shut the fuck up with the "we're fighting back against those suits, man". You're not in the fucking club. You're cheering on "suits" in a fight against other "suits".
>>217794007the actual creator of the game worked out with markipier on this film it's as SOUL as it could be, the opposite of a hollywood mass produced cashgrab, its one dudes labor of love project that he himself got into theatres.
>>217794031There's plenty of great passionate directors working in Hollywood as well, who collaborate with original creators when making movie adaptations of existing works. This has no bearing on anything. Again, all that matters is whether the movie is good. Don't try to sell people fabricated populist dogshit.
>>217794007if you hate the state of hollywood and adaptations and remakes then you SHOULD support indie films like this. You just can't see the difference.
>>217794031Didn't the Nintendo ceo also collaborate with Illumination for the Mario movie?
>>217794076It's extremely uncommon for a single dude to get a passion project greenlit. You don't have to see it dude, but if you are looking for a good time and want to support indie cinema then yes go see it bro lolsuccessful independent media is a middle finger to the establishment because it shows that anyone can make a movie and you don't need to rely on the Hollywood system.
>>217794079I really don't care whether a movie is indie or not. What matters is the quality in and of itself. If it's of poor quality, I will criticize the quality regardless of who it's made by or what budget it had.
>>217793507I don't "go see" mediaI'll pirate it later
>>217794007It's a good movie and Markiplier is the scrappy underdog in this scenario compared to Disney and other billion dollar corporations, yes.
>>217794110Those are fucking entertainment companies, you fucking moron. Not some oppressors that force every creative to work under their boot. There's a shit ton of independent films released every single year, many of which go on to be critically acclaimed and raking in a ton of money. This isn't some revolution that establishes a break from the system. This is working fully within the existing system. Again, just shut the fuck up with the misplaced populist nonsense.
>horror slop based on a video game>main character is a video game influencer>90% of movie consists of insinuating that stuff is happening off-screen>indie cinema
>>217794139I don't give a shit if he's "the underdog" in this scenario and you shouldn't either, because he's still a millionaire who has more money than 90% of the populace. A real "underdog" by your definition would've been someone like ralphthemoviemaker making a good movie (something which also didn't happen).
>>217794113ok so if you don't care about it or the state of film then shut it. idk why people get so angry over film reccs on this board like calm tf down.the terrifier franchise is another indie success story, the initial short only had a 20k budget and now its a successful franchise. I like seeing shit like this happen in a world of soulless remake slop >>217794134I don't go see movies in theatres cause it's a waste of money but I did for marky.
>>217794139Markiplier is probably richer and more influential than every single person working at Disney, save maybe for the few members of the executive suite or the board of directors. He's probably on par with those monetarily and has greater individual social influence.
>>217794168In a world where every film is a corporate product thats designed solely to make money, it is both note-worthy and inspiring that a simple youtuber can get his passion project to the big screen. sorry you are too cynical to see the value of that
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>217794244I don't see how this is more noteworthy than some other inspiring independent director making their vision come to life. If anything it's less impressive considering it's a movie adaptation made by an insanely rich and influential individual.
>invents indie filmmaking>does the best video game adaptation in years>saves cinema as an art form>btfos the establishmenthe can't stop winning
>>217794273>>217794110repeating my statement here. you don't see people get their projects to the big screen everyday without major studio backing
I'll watch it when its streaming somewhere and I can decide after 30 minutes if I like it or not.
can we talk about the movie? ty I rlly enjoyed it.
>>217794288Just fuck off, dude. Stop with the populist angle shilling. This shit is so transparent. Either keep it to the quality of the product or shut the fuck up and fuck off.
>>217794321supporting indie film is based and you're a big hollywood bootlicker
>>217794321why is it that confusing that I'd rather give my money to see markiplier kino rather than Mercy or whatever other slop is out rn? get real dudeyou don't have to pay to see it, but if u wanna go see a movie rn iron lung is a good choice. good movie and it's a good cause for indie media
>>217793507Sorry OP, that wouldn't be contrarian these days.
>>217794321>seething >>217793507i saw the movie and I liked it. However I didn't understand everything that was spoken through the speaker, like what are they talking about
nah I'm not going to watch a YouTuber sit in a bloody room for 2 hours
>>217794329There's a billion indie films released every single year. Nobody is preventing you from making a fucking indie film. Hollywood isn't sending their mafiosos to beat the shit out of you to force whatever you're making to be under their wing. You're a child who sees everything in the world as some simplified us underdogs vs them people in power struggle, while the real world is far more nuanced and complex. So again, stop with the populist shilling. If the product is good, it deserves praise, regardless of whether it was made by Satan himself. If it's not, I don't care that Jesus rose from the dead to make it, it's still shit and I'm going to call it shit. That's all there is to it.>>217794349There's plenty of fantastic movies made in Hollywood. There's plenty of dogshit movies made in Hollywood. Same goes for indie films. It doesn't matter to me who makes them.
>>217793507Interesting
>>217794416>like what are they talking aboutit doesn't matter lolit's a movie that runs purely on tone, just set in a submarine instead of a creepy house with lots of creaky doors.
Very awesome and organic marketing for this movie happening on /tv/ of all places
>>217793507The ending reminded me of Event Horizon and it's clear Markiplier is a much more cultured person than he presents himself as in his YouTube videos, he might be slightly autistic so I'm giving it a pass.
BRO LOOK HOW SCARED THEY ARE IT DOESNT EVEN SHOW UP ON THE BOX OFFICE. PLEASE GO SEE THIS TO OWN THE ELITES
>>217793545I liked the idea from the movie that the stations are the ones to disappear, not the rest of the planets.
>>217794274i thought james rolfe invented indie filmmaking
>>217793507Way ahead of you, king. Already seen it once, was so good I’m going again.
>>217794463>/tv/ when someone says they liked a movie and don't call it slop>"ITS DA SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLZ">>217794482saw it with my bro and nobody else was in the theatre. peak comfy.
>>217794605based
>>217793507This is such an organic thread. Definitely not made by parasocial cultists as part of their religious service.
>mogged by blair witch and clerks
>>217793539Is Reddit in room with us right now?
>>217794329>bootlickerPot meet kettle
>>217794656problem?
>>217793545markiplier's character, simon, mentions that it would have been more likely that the space stations, the moons and asteroids were the ones who disappeared instead, that would imply that what we're seeing in the game and in the movie are the characters experimenting being at a different dimension, where physics would work different, and that could explain how the blood oceans can stay liquid on a moon surface without atmosphere, and would suggest they're pretty much fucked for not having access to resources and for being near the domains of at least one cosmic entity 'living' in that ocean.
>>217794609>organic /tv/ posters when you tell them that this "indie film" isn't actually indie and you're not morally right for seeing it>ITS NOT DA SHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZYou literally suck off Youtubers.
>>217794705You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>217794735Marky deserves all the awards and #1 at the box office for the masterpiece kino
a total waste of time
>>217794310Do you think there was a scientific reason behind the quiet rapture or was it purely a biblical/religious event?
>NUMBER 2 IN BOX OFFICE RANKINGS >makes /tv/ seethe this is confirmed kino
>>217794665>Is Reddit in room with us right now?
>>217793720Hysterical envy is extremely unbecoming.
>>217793803Imagine having tens of millions of dollars and still getting in front of a camera to share your worthless milquetoast opinions on shit for millions of viewers.You'd have to really believe you're contributing something of value to the world.
>>217794820I'm kinda new to the lore but it's basically explained as like a post apocalypse scenario where the only humans are left alive on space stations, right? and the stars went dark everywhere. blood ocean is human blood, without getting into spoilers maybe the blood ocean itself is alive and some type of hivemind cosmic horror thing and as far as the rapture some type of cosmic extinction event, maybe aliens hard to say really, the mystery is what adds a lot to the movie.
>>217793507MarkiflopperHe needs to make 2 billies in order be profitable
>>217795183I like the theory that the planets didn't disappear and it was actually the space stations. The implication being that the space stations have been pulled out of reality and placed in a void with blood moons and monsters.Humanity is fine and is wondering why all of their space stations disappeared, but from the point of view of Simon and the other humans that were sucked into the void it was everything else that disappeared.
>>217795459that is kino. the flashbacks in the movie make it seem as if some time has passed since it shows simons character as a kid
>>217793616And yet you still entered the thread
>>217793507I'm not supporting a man who supports abortion.
He popped up after I stopped watching lets plays but I always thought he was kinda cute.
>>217793507I need to play the game first.
>>217795814coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPiCSsW-2as
>>217793679these youtubers are mega millionaires but still start their videos by saying "ugh, sorry about the crappy mic guise, I left my good one at my other house"pewdiepie threw out his camera and started filming all of his videos on his phone because he "wants to be more like diogenes".
>>217793507I don't want to give that redditor faggot a single cent of my money
>>217794920>entertainer makes entertainment
>>217795967So you claim.
>>217793548Would you care about this film one iota if a random nobody made it and not a YouTuber?
>>217793507hapas weird me the fuck out.there's no way i can look at that face and think this movie won't be some cuck onions shit in disguise
>>217793679>For the love of God, the West needs engineers and doctors not more streamers!>Kids: miss me with that shit
>>217793548>ALL YOUTUBER DOES IS MINECRAFT AND SOIFACINGunironically this
>>217793545who cares?
>>217796106Yes, because it being made by a YouTuber wasn't the reason why I went to see it. I went to see it despite it, not because of it.What I was pointing out with my greentext is that people like you are saying it is bad SIMPLY because a YouTuber made and not despite it
>>217796272>go into lifelong debt from spending tens of thousands of dollars on degrees, a decade of your life on schooling, probably be unable to find any work due to the fucked up job market, make less money than a plumberor>play video games for a living and become rich and famousWow how can these youngsters obsess over ecelebs like they do?!
>>217793507I didn't realize independent filmmaking did not exist before this filmthankfully streamer culture has been around to remind me daily how much of an impact this ground breaking independent film has made on hollywooda true first of its kind as they say, I get to watch a streamer stream for two hours
>>217794656How is it not organic?
>>217793507but he's ugly i don't like to watch ugly people
>>217796617Either make college less expensive or free or reduce the amount of bullshit in the job market. Otherwise, why would anyone want a job that costs more than it earns?
>>217796693Markiplier is a YouTube letsplayer (that mainly plays horror games), not a streamer.
>>217794007>nouveau riche youtuber is part of the eliteholy victim complex
>>217793545>>217793930>>217794560>>217794712if you guys played any other games by the iron lung creator the disappearing stations theory seems most likelyin one of the other ones the sun disappears from earth
>>217796719He looks handsome to me
>>217796886because you're apocalyptically ugly
>>217796954
>>217796830so he is a video game streamer that streams his content on youtubegot it
>>217796617I went to school for $10k and my starting salary was higher than a journeyman plumbers. Sounds like a skill issue
>>217797172retard
>>217797255Maybe for you it was easy, but that doesn't mean it was easy for others. You sound like some boomer
>>217796272>the West needs engineers and doctors not more streamers!A White man can actually make money streaming. He has no way to become a doctor or engineer if he's passed over in favor of roasties and jeets
>>217793507Fuck you, fuck these disgusting youtubers and fuck ecelebs in general
>>217797293With said jeets and roasties being favored by Jews and libtards
really kino movie
>>217797290Should have studied harder
>>217797635>Ignores general cost of getting a degree to earn a high paying job by saying "well I was able to get this job, so it must be easy for everyone else!"
it was good
>>217793679He’s a self made youtuber and is 10% as rich as the giga kike CEO of one of the biggest companies in the world.
I just finished watching it in the cinema and wow, what an amazing film. I'd give it a solid 8/10.The weakest part of the film is most definitely the beginning, where Mark's inexperience as an actor shows. But that inexperience wears off within minutes and his acting skills continually improves substantially over the course of the film. His portrayal of Simon's dread and hopelessness over realizing that there is no plan to retrieve him, meaning he is going to die down in the ocean felt incredibly real. And there honestly wasn't a single part in the film where the dialogue felt forced or unnatural. It's just such a weird contrast to regular films and series where people don't talk like people.I loved how accurately the film portrayed playing the game as well, with the controls of the ship never being explained outright. Simon going from carefully experimenting with the controls to learn what does what to recklessly drifting with the sub once he becomes familiar with them is pretty much exactly what happens in the game as well.All in all, I really enjoyed what Iron Lung had to offer. I hope Mark makes more films of this quality and I definitely wouldn't mind seeing him act more.
Kino movie
>>217793507It is sad that it took Markiplier to make a good serious sci-fi movie while hackfrauds like Red Letter Media can only make “ironically bad” trash like Space Cop.Mike Stoklasa could learn a lot from Mark.
>>217793507>Let's play youtuber mogged these so called movie criticsNo wonder why /tv/ seethe so hard
>>217799948yeah its a video game adaptation made by someone who played and loved the game and you can tell, they didn't try to change it to make it appeal to general audiences which will make it a not for everyone movie but one thats amazing for the fans and people who enjoy this type of film. I think what he achieved is remarkable and I'm also excited to see whats next for him. 'plier W :)
>>217793507>support independent filmmaking>don't forget to like and subscribe to this billionaire while you're at it anon!
>>217793507>support independent filmmaking>joins SAG-AFRAHe is about as independent as Hasan Piker.
>>217801433yk its bad when the best insult you can say about him is that he has a lot of moneyalso independent just doesn't mean low budget (the film did have a relatively small budget of 3 mill) it just means outside of the system
>>217801523>outside of the system>Night Media>Sag-AFRA member
>>217793507>>217793548Kill all ecelebs and their simps.
>>217793679>nuh uh he's not as rich as CEOs so it doesn't countThis is why capitalism doesn't work
>>217793785>>217793809>>217794882Bootlickers should be killed
where did so much blood come from? that's all I'm interested in
>>217801698YOUR MOMS PUSSYLMAOGOTTEM
>>217801698The eyes of all the viewers
>>217801562every actor joins sag you do it for retirement and shit
>asmon, cr1tikal and Sneako filmsSOON
>>217801825Anon, you lose your SAG membership if you don't keep working (any paying your annual fee).
is this youtuber trash just a shitty ripoff of Morrison's 'Nameless'?
>>217793974Canned response
>>217801873idk why Markiplier being rich means that this is an establishment movie, its not.
wonder if it warrants a sequel, feels like could be a one off.
>>217793507https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnhNlu3ClAcI want a remake of Mumkey Jones Stops a School Shooting
>>217796213>hapas cuck onions shitJesus Christ do you people speak English?
>>217799948>And there honestly wasn't a single part in the film where the dialogue felt forced or unnatural. It's just such a weird contrast to regular films and series where people don't talk like people.There was one part where the dialogue didn't work for me, near the end, between Mark and the woman in HQ, after he has downloaded the info from the lost sunken ship.>"Go down in the crawlspace and get the black box! We need it more than anything!">"No! You said the info was the last thing you needed!"Now, I don't think they clarified and this is just me assuming, but I got the impression that the black box WAS the information he downloaded from the sunken ship. Like that's where it went upon being downloaded. In which case, it was weird the woman didn't specify "The black box IS the information! If you don't get it, there was no point in you even downloading the info in the first place!" Which feels like information she'd want to share with him in order to avoid any issues.
>>217803608they're not people, anon; they're zoomers
>>217793507>This man destroyed government propaganda at the box officeBASED
>>217801698My headcanon is that the quiet rapture was caused by a "god" taking a glance at our universe, observing some space stations and (inadvertently) dragging them to a meta level above our reality.The blood moons in this level of reality are an abstract representation of humanity. The alien present inside the blood moon is a physical representation of the "god" that caused the quiet rapture. And the light serves as a portal back to our level of reality.As the "god" cannot exist in our level of reality in its current form, it tries to convince Simon after infecting him to enter the light, as this would allow it to escape its prison using Simon's body as a host. This is why it was so angry and afraid at Simon choosing to rescue the black box instead, as the information inside would cause the remainder of humanity to stop sending down subs (and thus giving the "god" no more attempts to escape).
>>217793507I'm debating which movie to see tonight:>Iron Lung>Dracula>Shelter
>>217793507>Go see Iron Lung. it's kinoI’m going Saturday.
>>217803760I think there should have been a bit more clarification that Ava only went in the ocean to get close enough to Simon's ship to wirelessly download information off his black box and not to actually rescue him. Only, she got caught by the monster when she got to the sea floor and then told him to release the black box from its position, so it had a chance to not be swallowed by the monster. Simon using the swimming vest to ensure it also would float to the surface was a stroke of genius she wasn't even counting on.
Honestly, even though it probably only happened two or three times, it *felt* like the>"Get this thing for us.">"Okay! Got it.">"We don't actually want that. We sent you down there to die.">"But... I don't wanna die...">"Okay, well, if you can get this other thing for us, then we'll rescue you."bit happened like four or five times throughout the movie and it was just getting increasingly exhausting and ridiculous. It got to the point where I ultimately didn't even know what HQ wanted and were expecting out of Simon. Did they actually want anything? By the end of it, the best I could figure out was they knew about the sea creatures and were just feeding convicts to them so they could study their behavior, but weren't actually after any tangible reward or resource.
Blah blah blah.At the end of the day, Markiplier boldly stepped up and did a thing and it worked. And we're here.
>>217793507Sorry, my eyes are only made to view true kino.
>Literally called Markus Multiplayer>Did a single player movieLooks contrarianmaxxing, must be /ourguy/
>>217794560my take was the stations got pulled into an alternate dimension that is probably hell or hell-adjacent. event horizon basically
>>217793682it was def too long and would be better as a short film. they could have done a 90 minute run time and it would improve the movie
>>217793913>one of the best video game adaptations anon the video game is extremely bare bones and takes like 30 minutes to beat
>>217794134holyfreakin' epic
This was a much better watch than Dunkirk
>>217793507This homofag has been blocked form my youtube feed for years and years.. Shan't be seeing his no doubt cringe and shit movie.
>>217793758typical cult behavior.people who spend their time watching youtubers and streamers deserve the rope.and the adult youtubers who still play shitty games (Minecraft, Roblox) to attract an underage audience are assclowns.Watching the USA fall apart because the only people making money are unethical deplorable scumbags is quite something.Our government has gone terribly wrong, but I guess that's expected when it's been seized by a evil cabal of ex frat boy lawyer hyper religious pals of Jeffrey Epstein whose singular focus is some fairy tale about Israel and ensuring white power controls the universe.
>>217793507>Support this E-Celeb millionaire
Jesus, you people. Anyone naysaying Markiplier or any other let's player is just jealous their useless asses couldn't get famous sitting in front of their TVs playing video games. Is Iron Lung an academy award winner? Hardly. But to call it one of the worst movies ever and even call Mark's acting some of the worst acting ever just goes to show you've only seen like three movies in total in your entire life. Iron Lung may not be amazing but for what it is it's an incredible achievement. I went in fully expecting cringe and by the time it was over I was pleasantly surprised at how competent and solidly made it was. Was it perfect? No, but show me a movie that is. It's a little independent Eldritch horror thriller based on a video game. It's fine.
>>217806970>Don't support the people making garbage>Support this guy making garbageFuck off shill
>>217807001>Fuck offFine. Have fun fighting the righteous cause of... not watching movies, I guess.
So is there a good alien (the light) and a bad alien (the blood)? Is it like God and Devil?
>>217793507>Just watched it. >It's long, boring, and sucked. This makes Shelby Oaks look like Casablanca.
>>217807301Shelby Oaks was offensively retarded which is worse than boring.
theatres should have cheaper ticket prices for low budget indie moviesi can understand people reviewing/rating this within the context of its small stature but you're still paying a premium price to see it
they still havent updated iron lung on boxofficemojowhats going oni dont like cheating
>>217793507yet corporations are the ones distributing itpersonally, i prefer TIDkill indies. behead indies. roundhouse kick indies into the concrete. slam dunk an indie into the trash can. crucify filthy indies. defecate in an indie's food. launch indies into the sun.also oneyplays' content is better
>>217794007Markiplier isn't an elite. Even if he had 10x his current wealth, he has zero structural power. He doesn't own any major companies nor does he occupy any prominent positions.
>>217808945He parrots the exact same politics as the rest of them so it really doesn't matter
Whats on his mind right now?
>>217809181He's thinking if he should sell out to loan sharks again.
>>217796885>the sun disappears from earth
>>217809752Quick, get in the bunker!
>>217801842These are different people?
>>217809963>different Yes>peopleNo
>>217793846Do you understand what the word "independent" means?
>>217809181He's desperately scouring the web trying to piece together his opinion by copy-pasting other, more interesting peoples thoughts together into one barely coherent idea.
>>217793809>One of the most popular YouTubers on the platform, he is known for his "Let's Play" videos of indie horror games.[1][2] He was listed by Forbes as the third-highest-paid content creator on the platform in 2022,[3] and has won four Streamy Awards and a Golden Joystick Award. He has spun off his YouTube fame into a media career, venturing into acting and filmmaking.>After joining YouTube in 2012, Fischbach became popular on the platform with Let's Plays of Amnesia: The Dark Descent and the Five Nights at Freddy's series; as of July 2025, his channel had over 37 million subscribers.[4]he's a typical youtube faggot just like you're the typical e-celeb worshiping zoomer faggot
>>217805723>>217793682>>217794435>>217793507The 2 hours of this film felt like a needless directors cut or something. Literally everyone I know who saw it admitted to falling asleep at some point while watching it. Aren't horror films supposed to be suspenseful? Aka not be a a fucking snoozefest? The fact it was made by markiplier is the only redeeming quality of this movie, but I'd never rewatch or recommend it.
>>217804906>>217793507Yeah I was waiting for some sort of exposition that just never came.>bit happened like four or five times throughout the movie and it was just getting increasingly exhausting and ridiculous. It got to the point where I ultimately didn't even know...Watching this felt like purposely tuning in to some movie that was airing over TV in the 2000s and just deciding to watch it without context because there wasn't any way to rewind it from the start. Or going to the dentists office and waiting in the lobby and watching whatever movie they were playing on the TV for guests and it happens to be something you've never seen before. But its fine because you aren't paying for exactly that in any of the two aforementioned scenarios. And the thing is for a 2 hour movie it actually didn't really even feel like it? There's so much repetition with him asking the same stuff over and over again that I feel my brain just tuned it out after a certain point + drifting off to snooze town for a few minutes. Its also a personal pet peeve of mine when directors leave off on an ambiguous ending. That + the insane lack of background and context really blueballed me at the ending.
>>217810697The ending is a lot more developed than the game funny enough
>>217793507can someone explain to me what happened in the last part of this film? when sm8 was doscovered and woman wanted mark to go back it sounded like the crew up above ocean were attacked?
>>217793545The creator's a christian so I like the theory that it's them going through the actual rapture.
>>217793507I bought a ticket but I don't feel like watching it
>>217812390She said she would go back for him personally, I think she went down in a sub and was attacked.
>>217812628oh i seebut latershe said that she can't rescue him? that whole part is confusing to me because the monster speaks over her
horror sci fi, markiplier was a good lead hope he blows up and is in more flicks. really enjoyed how they did the monsters, hard to come up with original stuff, the entire time i thought they were inside a giant body fighting cancer cells so i was surprised with the ending.
>>217812390After escaping the caves, Simon makes contact with Ava.He tells her about the crashed SM-8, which was an advanced research sub, not an expendable exploration vessel manned by a prisoner. She give Simon her credentials and tells him to go back to obtain the black box's information, and in return she will go down the ocean herself and meet up with him at the entrance of the caves.He does so, but his blood infection gets worse and through this infection, the monster hivemind is able to communicate to him through some form of telepathy. It tries to dissuade him from obtaining the information on the black box.Simon ignores it and obtains the information and travels to the entrance where Ava reveals that she was never going to drag his sub back up. She was going to download the information off his sub's black box and leave him down there.But before she's able to do so, she gets captured by the monster. She tells Simon to remove the black box from its position so the monster won't be able to destroy that one as well.Despite the monster trying to persuade him into merging with it and obtaining "freedom", Simon instead sacrifices himself by attaching the life vest to the black box and exploding the sub, so it can float to the surface.I'm pretty sure this is what happened.
>>217793507>go show up those rich corporate suits by supporting this rich corporate suitCan you at least just admit that you're shilling this movie because the writer is your surrogate father that you had while growing up on the internet, instead of pretending that supporting one of the richest and most influential youtubers is somehow supposed to go against rich corporations? You'd come across as less of a disingenuous faggot.
>>217812922Did you see the movie?
>>217812794>I'm pretty sure this is what happenedyeah me too but i think i didn't get if they drop him from some space ship in orbit or just some floating platform this is why i was confused about Ava part
Not interested, sorry
>>217812986The planet is a gigantic ocean with a gigantic barge serving as a base of operations.The subs are build and are dropped down the ocean inside of this barge, while being connected with a gigantic rope so the barge can pull the sub back up.Does that clear the situation up for you? Or do you want me to go into more detail? I can draw something in ms paint if that would help.
It's visually well made but just really, really boring and should've been a short. Some ideas are just better as shorts.
>>217813175I think they adapted it well for a feature film, but maybe an hour and a half instead of two hours would have been better.
>>217813175>>217813245Seriously, how short are your attention spans?There was never not something to look at or think about.
>>217810697if you find it boring then ok, but if you really struggled to keep your brain on then your brain and attention span is fried and your opinion invalid
>>217807299What anime is this?
>>217813310I just found it derivative.
>>217813175Agree, very fair review.
>>217813245yeah same I was really engaged throughout. not meant for all audiences, but a great film and a huge achievement.
>>217813310Some of the steering was repetitive, it did work to convey the claustrophobia and stress but there was some fat to be trimed.
>"Alright Anon, pitch me your movie."
>>217813082>Does that clear the situation up for you? Or do you want me to go into more detail? I can draw something in ms paint if that would help.that would be lovely anon please do
>>217813321I literally said in my original comment it felt shorter than it actually was. The length isnt an issue in itself, its the lack of anything substantial happening within that time frame, hence it not feeling as long/plot pacing issues.
>>217793548>>217796304All established Hollywood directors do is diversity quotas and jewish supremacist propaganda.
>>217814215I did my best. Let me know if you have questions.
>>217816095>Simon (clueless)Eh
>>217816095I forgot the blurb at the start of the movie, but in the game it's explicitely oceans on asteroids, not planets. We only get this view from the main menu.
>>217816095kek thank you anon God bless You
i was genuinely surprised at how kino it was, i didn't think it'd be bad but i thought it would just be okay, but that was fucking great. mark's acting was way more competent than i was expecting as well, i thought it'd suffer from him over-acting again like in space, but he really sold it.
>>217816095I love this, anon, thank you for your work.
>>217793507this faggot is annoying so I'm not going to watch the movie
plier won
>>217793507Pay me.
>>217794772Everyone deserves something, according to someone.
