Fucking LMAO
did he cry again?
>>217794169Just like 2020?
>>217794169Jimmy's telling the truth once again
>inflating box office numbers on films they want to pushwhere would he get a crazy idea like that?
>>217794169>Suddenly has an interest in filmsHas this pathetic cry baby ever critiqued any other films, or is this just another attempt to hurt someone that doesn't even know of Jimmy's existence?
>Sources say there were signs that blocks of tickets to ‘Melania’ were purchased and then distributed to Republican activists and senior citizens’ homes, which are really the same thing. Imagine those poor senior citizens. Good morning, Mrs. Greenwald. Here are your heart pills and here are your liver pills. And here’s a pair of tickets to ‘Melania.'>To be fair, some people actually did go see the movie, including this group who call themselves the Church Ladies. The rest of us call them the Dumb-as-the-Rockettes. They look like they dressed up as a group of redacted documents from the Epstein files. It’s all very sus, as the kids like to say.>As of tonight, Melania has a score of 5% on Rotten Tomatoes from the critics. That is very low,” Kimmel said. “To put that in perspective, that is 1% lower than ‘Gigli.’ The audience score for ‘Melania’ is 99% positive, which is 1% higher than ‘The Godfather.’ And I’m sure Donald J. Corleone had nothing to do with that at all. We need to get to the bottom of this. Send in Tulsi Gabbard and the FBI! Seize the ticket machines, the popcorn buckets, the box office receipts, at every multiplex in America!
>>217794169holy snowflake, Batman!he's a comedian hosting a late night show. no, I didn't listen to it, but I guarantee it was in the context of a jokeyou faggots cry more than Kimmelchuds stay coping and seethingI'll take my (You)'s now, please
>>217794169>If it'll own the libs /tv/ will even worship dogshit movies Grim
>217794276Now you can't have it
>>217794169What's that guy's problem anyway?
>>217794278
Serious question: Was it really a masterpiece?What made it such a critical darling, that it's widely considered one of the greatest documentaries ever filmed?
>>217794289the checks they give him
>>217794304funny how this has 2% audience rating and Melania has 99% (last I saw)I guarantee these are both mediocre as fuck, less than 20% for both would be an accurate representation for their qualityconservacucks need to feel like they're still "winning" lmao
I want to go back to when the media wasn't such blatant propeganda
>>217794270>>Sources say there were signs that blocks of tickets to ‘Melania’ were purchased and then distributed to Republican activists and senior citizens’ homes, which are really the same thing.Didn't boomers all vote for Kamala?
Stephen Colbert finally leaves television on May 21st, 2026He seems to be trying to duck out early because now he just screams profanity laced tiradesI don't know if people who turn up to watch a comedy program really enjoy watching a middle aged lesbian shout "FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK ICE" but apparently Hannah Gadsby hasn't had to get a job at Starbucks so
>>217794346So uh why's the professional critic score so high?
>>217794358Yeah, it's pretty enjoyable. I like Daily Show way better than Colbert and Kimmel, it seems like they're the B rolls to Daily Show's A roll
>>217794270Bro are those queen of spades chokers? What the fuck?
>>217794169>the box office numbers!!!>lmao these numbers, libs btfo!>lol look at numberz!>dont forget to updoot the hecking melania movie guise!>ew look at those critic scores, delusional elites not in touch with the will of the people!!!...>discussing the actual movie and what happens in it? No way dude, I havent even seen it.Ofc the numbers are getting rigged when thats the only thing both cults of political retards care about. I have yet to see a single thread talking about the actual movie. (Probably cause its boring, idk, I dont wanna see it either)Anyway keep fighting the good fight my aryan /pol/ brother. I'm sure the white race will be saved and libs destroyed once and for al when the audience score hits 98%
>>217794371who gives a fuck about the critic score, they're all pozzed faggots
>>217794169STOP THE COUNT!
Disney buys up empty seats of black panther and cpt marvel and the board laughs. Trump buys up empty seats of his wife's shitty movie and the board kvetches when you merely point it out
>>217794348No such time exists
>>217794278Facts. Poltroons have destroyed this website.
>>217794348When was that? Media hated W. Bush. He triggered the South Park guys so much they made a sitcom about him. Meanwhile, a Saturday morning cartoon was made about the Clinton’s cat, Socks. The propaganda has always been there, they just went full mask-off for Trump.
>>217794593Poltards were the real subhumans all along
>>217794415problem?
>>217794270>>To be fair, some people actually did go see the movie, including this group who call themselves the Church Ladies. The rest of us call them the Dumb-as-the-Rockettes. They look like they dressed up as a group of redacted documents from the Epstein files. It’s all very sus, as the kids like to say.
>>217794355>Didn't boomers all vote for Kamala?Boomer women favored Kamala slightly (1 point advantage) while boomer men are +20 Trump. Of all the age groups Trump actually made some of his biggest gains in 2024 among boomer men, gaining 7 points over 2020.
>>217794501>I’m sure you’ll totally save the white race by astroturfing this movie!!Why do you think that’s the reason why they’re doing this? Maybe they’re just doing it to piss off fags like Kimmel which seems to be working. But you just automatically assume it’s being done to save the white race. Why is that?
>>217794877Because he's a seething low IQ troon
>>217794602iwasbeingsarcastic
>>217794358Christ, I remember back in the oughts when he was actually funny
>>217794270Imagine the smell
>>217794641>>217794593meanwhile /pol/ is totally cooked by brown spammers but we don't want to admit that
>>217794501>I have yet to see a single thread talking about the actual movie.Bro nobody saw it
>>217794169Sorry, disney assures me this does simply not happen. Jimmy really needs to be a Better Man and stop pushing these chud conspiracy theories.
>>217794299>if you dont watch a movie about trumps personality-devoid hole then you must be indianamericans are so cringe man
Seems like every week americans are going>the numbers are rigged!>lol you're just a dumb conspiracy theoristover one thing or another. except chuds and libtards switch roles from week to week. how are all you retards not tired of doing this. next week some pozzed libtarded shit will make millions and chuds will be saying the numbers are faked and libtards will be mocking them for being conspiracy theorists. why even bother, retarded americans?
>>217794968yeah, that's what the comment meant. not the fact that faggots went total 180% compared to shit like >>217794304
>>217794944Its mostly leftists and redditors seething
>>217794980yep you just figured out 4chan, the only real solution is to leave
>>217794968>>217794980The guy who called you Indian seemed to have touched a nerve lol
>>217794512Ok but why was the critic score so high?
>>217794992>seethingIt seems like they're mocking / laughing about a pretty obvious puff piece that even cons aren't willing to defend in any meaningful way, that's not really "seething." Why do you think they're wrong?
>>217795020Why are you seething so much redditanon?
>>217795050How would you have felt if you didn't have breakfast yesterday, anon?
>>217795010because critics are all pozzed faggots. are you retarded?
>>217794980Lol this. And every other week they go: >NOOO, our guy would never do THAT. Lying mainsteam media from (other side) is trying to smear him.Or>HAHAHA, ofc their guy did THAT. Thats so typical of (other side). Damn i cant believe their elites are so evil and corrupt. Not like our elites who dindu nuffin and love us unconditionally. WOW the mainstream media is underreporting (other sides) crimes again, i cant even.Two party politics have been a disaster for the human race and the destruction is only just beginning. I guarantee having only two parties is gonna get banned somewhere in the next few centuries (just like there are harsh laws against monopolies today)
>>217794933That's why they spread their cancer on other boards
Reminder that threads about this shit are literally paid shilling.The flick made 9 million btw on a budget of 75 fucking million. I don't know what's the point of going "the numbers are rigged" when it's literally flopping.
