I mean, if you're going to race-swap a character, at least make it easy to swallow.
>>217794267unironically, yes
>>217794267no, fuck off nigger
She's so cute :)That being said I don't give a shit who Nolan casts, he does not have the range to make an Odyssey movie.
>>217794267No, Helen should be either white or Mediterranean
>>217794267Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
>>217794267An beautiful woman? A beautiful ASIAN WOMAN!LOLOLOLLOOK AT HIM!LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH!!There's no way in hell they'll ever do that in modern hollywood. Holy shit. I needed that. Ah man, i feel much better.
>>217794267Nolan can cast whoever he wants. And I'll be there at the theaters
>>217794267Only if it's a retelling in the future or in space or something.But yes, Helen at least has to be hot AND made to look hot.
>>217794267There was never a time when I thought this would be anything but a bad movie and the casting of a 10/10 blonde for Helen would not have made the movie one jot better. They may as well have gone with the black lady from Lady Ghostbusters.
>>217794384Recent archaeological evidence has shown that Thai women were in fact in the Mediterranean two thousand some odd years ago.
>>217794267No
>>217794519Were they named Helen?
>>217794607Oh I don't know. I can't read Ancient Greek. I can speak Akkadian though.
>>217794267the essence of helen of troy is that she's hot enough for men to go to war overso yes
Helen of Troy was never this beautiful
What if he'd cast Chase Infiniti?
Colman Domingo as Helen
>>217794778Would launch ships (and ropes) over
>>217794267She’s a lot more attractive than lupita, so there would still be outrage but it wouldn’t be nearly as much
>>217794778Sex COOM sex COOM UGHH penis coom sex
>>217794778I mean, there are cute niggers, Lupita just looks like a jungle nigger.
>>217794267>>217794386Why do I find her insanely attractive? Am I mentally ill?
>>217794884You’re the only sane one.
>>217794884You are mentally ill but it has nothing to do with your attraction to a pretty lady.
>>217794866Lupita is cute Nolan just dressed her like she walked off a plantation. She could've been Calypso and no one wouldve really cared but why make her look like a mammy
>>217794884Jap girls are cute
>>217794386I wished she had an ass like that.
>>217794267NoRaceblond cast = no watch
>>217794412That's why modern movies are all bad, inbred
>>217794884Because she's insanely attractive you bunghole
>>217794267No, but I wound like to cum inside her.
>>217794607"Thry" were named Helenorn Troyutthaya.
>>217794884You are a castrated male, mentally. Thankfully you are doing physiologically alright.
>>217794267Still no but they casted a black women just to spite us
>>217794778A poojeeta is still better than a black woman but they should respect the material and cast a proper white woman
>>217794267Why it has to be like this.We can't we have our culture represented by the ones who created it.Why they have to insert some chinks or some niggers who don't even give shit about our literature.
>>217796040I wish you gave a shit about modern society and/or civilization, instead of wasting time watching movies.
>>217794267>Helen of Troy, daughter of Zeus and Leda, is renowned in Greek mythology as the most beautiful woman in the world, often described as having radiant golden hair, sapphire eyes, and a, "face that launched a thousand ships".Now I understand why they casted a bald nigger bitch It's called humiliation ritual
>>217796040I think what OP is saying is: if you're dead set on race-swapping and won't cast a white actress for whatever reason, then at least cast someone who's legitimately hot from whatever race you pick. That might make the whole humiliation ritual easier for us to swallow.
>>217794386No no no no no>>217794884Yellow fever
>>217796040The thing is it that it never happens with chinks. Which makes me believe it's just an attempt at artificially elevating niggers through DEI.
>>217794386what does shota mean
>>217794778imagine kissing her boobies bros...
