Who would be your pick for Helen of Troy? Before you say Emily Ratajkowski can't act, she doesn't have to have any lines.She only has to be beautiful enough to match the quote, "The face that launched a thousand ships."
Nicolas Cage in drag
>>217794400isn't she quitting Hollywood because she's tired of being objectified again?
>>217794400Lupita Nyong'o
>>217794400
Chase Infiniti
>>217794400>Emily Ratajkowskiare you in 2010? >>217794511at least she is young and looks greek
>>217794438gay boy gay boy hahaha youre GAAAAAYYYYYY
>>217794400Eva Green>>>>Emily Ratty
>>217794400much too old by now
>>217794618>>217794558>we need someone younger>no much younger, like 14 or so
>>217794400>Before you say Emily Ratajkowski can't act, she doesn't have to have any lines.Helen of Troy doesn't even need to be in the fucking movie
>>217794640Just someone in her prime. Not someone who should play milfs or witches
Jessica Biel
>>217794640fuck yourself rostie
>>217794400She has instagram face, too much plastic surgery . Doesn’t work for period pieces
>>217794640Same posters who then go to /pol/ to complain about the Epstein files as if is it just jealously.
>>217794400Just the tits
>>217794400>EmRatC'mon dude don't you know more women? It's like that millenial normalfag bombshell retardation but ten years later, you know you had to deal with millenials calling fucking Emma Watson and Mila Kunis and mid Disney actresses da hottest women in da wurld!!! in big fucking 2016 because they used to jerk off to them when they were 15 or something, an even worse version of the people who make those fake movie posters with the 10 A-listers they know from their capsehit favorites... EmRat is very very good looking, though Anyway young beautiful famous women who can actually act exist, like >>217794511Also I don't like the Lupita casting but she's quite pretty, just imagine her with a wig I guess, still not a good match for Helen (don't care if she's black), and nobody is buying the "thousand ships" thing dude, it's a race thing, which is fine
>>217794690Helen had a 9 year old daughter with Menelaus at the start of the war, meaning Helen was in her mid to late 20s.
Billie
>>217794400Jazmen Jafar.
>>217794400Léa Seydoux
>>217795102But only in this shoot
>>217794511the mutt that launched a thousand ships...IN THE OTHER DIRECTION
Michael Clarke Duncan
>>217794511patrician
>>217794400Assuming you mean who from their prime would be my Helen and not who I would choose if I casting in 2026 then probably Liz Hurley.
>>217795057I feel sorry for men too stupid to understand how make-up, angles, and flattery can be used against you
Damn /tv/ has bad taste so often. mutts, zoomers. A couple of you aren't retarded zoomers anyhow. fuckin /tv/
>>217794400too much clevage for being in public
>>217794558>looks greekShe obviously has African features, albeit watered down
>>217795173Modern Liz Hurley could work, Helen was a milf by the end of the Trojan War
>>217795193>you can only like washed up millennial hags who used to be hot ten years ago
>>217794400She's not that pretty since she bogged herself. She has a nice rack, tits on a stick but that's about it.
>>217794400botox that scuttled 1000 ships more like it homie
>>217795098Jasmine Lotus
Jessica Biel. not really, I just wanted to post her wearing this dress because she looked like a greek goddess.
>>217794904Of you don't care of she's black then your opinion Is invalid and you can gtfo already
>>217795232She's insanely hot for her age but 60 is still too old for Helen.
I don't even care about any of that anymore I just want someone to have sex with.
>>217795748You can have sex with Rajesh, Deep, or Ashok. They are always looking for sex. They especially enjoy male anus.
>>217794558You will never be Greek you nigger mongrel
>>217794400I nominate Gio Scotti
We've already had the best Helenhttps://youtu.be/C_dH4URPY_Y?si=RU1LhWjmTIq9gtUk
>>217795924Or Millie I'm not choosy
>>217795748>frog posting in the big 26you are destined to be a virgin for life
>>217795936Have some standards, faggot.
>>217794674she's 60 years old
>>217795975gtfo normgroid
>>217795377how do men walk by not squeeze lick suck boobs all night and sex with her
>>217796220>how do men walk by not squeeze lick suck boobs all night and sex with herSAAAAR
>>217794400>The tits that launched a thousand ships.
>>217795936what is her site i love big boobs to kiss suck andplay
>>217794400I'd pick a different Emily.
>>217796306>Med goddessthats an english rose
>>217796294Just look up millie tanaman on instagram. >>217796306Man i forgot about Penny she's so sexy too bad she lost the weight though.
>>217796517Who is she?
>>217795924That lazy eye is unsettling
>>217796577Penny Lane>>217796589Yeah maybe she's still cute though
>>217796700Oh my kino
Thomasin Mackenzie because they clearly aren't going for historical accuracy. She is pretty and has nice physical features. I'm sure they could make her look even better with costumes.
A girl has to be interesting looking to be truly beautiful
>>217794400Hey... you know I don't remember Helen of Troy being in the Odyssey. What will it be, a 5 second scene at the beginning?
