Post Kino Webms
>>217794651Why does he look like hes about to cry when he walk away?
>>217794672the armor is chafing his nipples. this is canon lore.
>>217794672He was so fucking awkward in this, a shame they didn't hire a good actor
>>217794746Literally a fucking hagraven
>>217794746I for one welcome nosferatu representation in theater. Still a masquerade violation though
>>217794651
>>217794746She looks like a chimpanzee.
>>217794662Is her cover from gunfire a protective layer of egg crate mattress toppers?
>>217794692
>>217794746>My... preciousss... AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>217794805What's this from?
>>217794867>involuntary massage of the clitoris
>>217794831fucks sake
>>217794651Why not do a proper crucification? Out of nails?
>>217795083she's too much of a girlboss for that to work
>>217794742/tv/ keeps saying this but I've never seen Macaulay in anything where he wasn't good
>>217794651Realistically, wouldn't they strip her naked before crucifying her?Like the Valtech suit is valuable, because it is made of durable material. Also, the bonus of humiliating her.
>>217794651Wouldn't it have been more lore friendly for the legion to enslave her and fill her with babies?
>>217795178realistically, they would make her a free use slave. they are pretending to be romans after all
>>217794740cringe
>>217795128LOL
>>217795111wait, why did it it change color? I thought that was determined by the little crystal inside.
>>217794740>People who are paid to convey unreal emotions for pretend all seem visibly moved and stand in supportCool story, bro
>>217795128does he sing about his cocaine fueled pedophiliac fantasies?
>>217794947Gotham
>>217795316Sauce?
>>217795083Women are becoming the primary creatures with testosterone, so they need to be culturally trained away from being "above" danger and effort, and ultimately risk. Now, this can't happen quickly or drastically, because people are fucking stupid. It only works if you slowly drip feed their subconscious over a long time. This kind of method of conditioning requires subtlety, as if you consciously understand what's happening, then you will reject it. So, what we have left to explain is that, by using SUCH a graphic and jarring method of crucifixion, it will create TOO much of an upset in their emotional processing and cause them to NEGATIVELY associate risk and struggle Tl;DrMicroplastics are making men women and women men. These bitches need to slowly be culturally trained to view themselves as expendable, but I has to be the right range or they'll get to scared and reject the role.
>>217795250Some of the shit lore now is that turning to the dark side 'bleeds' the crystal, turning it red. Of course no-one involved thought this through when representing this visually, so you get the slow change up the plasma which is retarded.
>>217795083>>217795088It was probably meant as a punishment crucifixion rather than an execution. Leave her up there for two days under the sun and let the dehydration break her.
>>217795282>americans think this plastic is appetising
>>217795389ugh. so basically shitty fan fiction.
>>217794740
>>217795250She's going Super Saiyan Nigger 3.
>>217794742Yeah it's a good line, would love to see someone more kino deliver it
The stunt that scared Jackie Chan the most.
>>217795476what are the safety precautions when filming something like this?
>>217794831LMAOOOOO
>>217795470Who would /tv/ recast to play the new Caesar? I don't even know who any of these zoomer actors are desu
>>217795505Prep work. He obviously did it several times with insurance and safety before, to figure out if it's even possible.
>>217795375Lunga faccia comme xavallo
>>217795505Just be careful and have fun
>>217795128He monke
>>217795250Which movie talked about these crystals and the color?>it's from some book/comic book/video gameSo shitty fan fiction and not actual star wars lore. Got it.
>>217794651>If you think everyone else is the bad guy you're probably right and you're in a room full of jews.
>>217794651Fuck this shill thread. Its one of the most stupid shows I've ever seen. kys
>>217794651did no one tell these guys that you're supposed to nail their hands and feet when you crucify them?
>>217794746wtf what did PETA say about this?
>>217795660>favela faggotno surprise
>>217794771pregnant women shouldn't drink coffee, that man is a hero
>>217795316>We can't live without the white man.What the fuck is this woke shit??
>>217795083Stop asking this shit, crucifixions were normally done by tying the prisoner to the crossJesus's is noteworthy because it was exceptionally cruel
>>217796882Absolutely inhuman L U S T
simply kinomatique
>>217794651you will not beat this (FACT!)
>>217796882her booba gets bigger everytime I see a new webm of her
>>217796956this is the point where I dropped the show, it used to be real comfy but then it was just all about lesbian badasses who do shit like that walking slowly past a hallway shooting and dodging bullets while having a casual chat
>>217797019why did he eat it with his hands intead of chop sticks, it's not finger food!
>>217797030It quite literally is
>>217794651>>217794662Seriously? People watch this?
>>217797039IT ISN'TIT'S NOT FINGER FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>217794740>I was kinda asking for it
>>217796956women are so fucking stupid
>>217795316Movie?
>>217797024isnt that at the end of the second to last season? i havent watched it in a few yearsperson of interest is great though, i would urge you to finish, that is a funny episode on purpose
>>217797069>women are so fucking stupidplus they're icky (they have vaginas)
>>217797131What the fuck is this transphobic post?
>>217795375Shes still got it!
>>217797144that doesnt make sense, most transphobe aren't women, a lot of them dont even have vaginas
>>217795719Jesus christ what a bunch of sensitive faggots Star Wars fans are
>>217797131yep. pee comes from there.
>>217797215GROSS
>>217797222
>>217797302hello is this from le jesus christ superstar
>>217795128Who is this ALS ridden man?
>>217797230don't get me started on their asses and what comes from there. ugh, disgusting.
>>217795378I had no idea chatgpt can have schizophrenia.
>>217794746>masquerade violation
>>217796882Holy fuck I really miss her presence. Her online absence is tangible. If there is justice, Abby will make a return to her channel, and her rat brother's channel will get nuked by hackers
>>217794740Who are all the uggos on stage?
>>217795083actually many crucifixions were done with ropes, including the other two crucified with Jesus, using nails would likely make you die of blood loss before you died of exposure but either way you were up there til you were dead or they decided you had enoughof course, they didn't need the additional post above the "T", because that was specifically added to Jesus's cross for the mocking "king of kings" sign they added, otherwise it's a waste of wood, and they could also use an X shape or others, it wasn't completely standard to use a T shape, as long as you were hanging up there it didn't matter
>>217797328What did you say, motherfucker?!!!!
>>217797424all the hot bitches, men just can't keep their hands off of.
>>217795250That used to be the case, that Sith used a synthetic crystal that was always red. Now in new lore it changes color once you turn evil or something.
>>217794831Imagine writing this and knowing the reality of the slave trade especially in the americas holy fucking kek
>>217797418I spit laughing fucking holy kek thank you for this
>>217797452Goddamn, he is one kick to the butt away from the grave. Getting old is a curse, but for King's case, is just desserts.
>>217795505"Try not to die"
>>217796925>Jewish commerce>black laborThat’s the same thing.
>>217796975BUT THE BEANS WERE NOT EVEN GOOD
>>217796975I don't get it. Man is just fucking hungry like hell
>>217797528all the drug use finally catching up
>>217794818More like a Bonobo.
>>217797447Orginally it was just pole and your hands were tied to that and you hung there. You actually die becouse your body can't handle hanging like that forever. Slowly your lungs start to fill up with fluids and your heart has more and more trouble keep going. Eventually it just gives up. You dont die from blood loss if they use nails. But they used rope becouse nails were expensive and valuable. When ever they used nails. Nails would be collected and reused.
>>217797452That's neurological damage.
>>217796975I made a pot of charro beans and and had a baguette as a side because of this scene. Fucking delicious but I was completely immobile for the rest of the night.
>>217797613>>217797528And, you know, having his hipbones powderized by a car a few decades ago.
>>217797786what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>217795128>>217797452Jfc, he looks like Ricky Berwick
>>217794746>nosferatu got pozzedGoddamnit netflix is nothing sacred.
>>217794651Why did she start grunting?
>>217794746>pozzferatu got nozzedGoddamnit netflix is nothing sacred.
>>217794651What I love so much about this is that he's blatantly wrong according to the outcomes of the show because he fails to understand that goodness is a form of strength. Lucy constantly has people come through for her because she's willing to take the risk they'll do the right thing to help her. Sometimes this backfires but it is always worth the risk, and the way she gets through the backfires is exactly due to the strength of the bonds with those around her. The legion is strong and scary but they're also hopeless opportunistic idiots. Even the ghoul looks out for Lucy when he has the chance, when he has absolutely no reason to. Sure he doesn't like Hank, but he made sure Lucy got her choice in the outcome because she's treated him well in the past and he respects the father daughter relationship.The best example that plays out visually is when Norm and management are running from the elevator, and the shithead pushes Norm away from the door. If he had just let Norm in they would have been safe. Instead they just end up dying because they didn't close the door in time. If management were badass, they could just fight, but they aren't, but they did have the option to be good which like I said is its own form of strength and could have resulted in everybody surviving.
>>217795389Film is a visual medium.
>>217798026Forgot to mention I'm trans btw. :3
>>217798045>Film is a visual mediumnot the film on my glans
>>217795083Retard
>>217798046What
>>217798046>Forgot to mention I'm trans btw. :3i fucking knew it
>>217798094Only because no one will ever look at it.
>>217798194u dont have to be mean
>>217797786this would be good with two videos of cocks cumming added on both sides
>>217794651[Lucy grunting] on my fat dick haha just kidding its really small tiny even
>>217798368Would it?
>>217794831this world's gone mad
>>217797328Mark david chapman.
>>217794740The performative emotional clapping makes me want to murder everyone in that room, and I don't view anyone who thinks otherwise as human.
>>217797489Based.
>>217794746Not to be mean, but she sort of looks like the Nosferatu vampire from those old silent era movies.
>>217797905they simply didnt give a shit anymore at this point
holy shit mcauley culkin looks fucking ridiculous in that clipabsolute AIDS
>>217797905oi, that lordy ring had 'orses chargin' an' people were well into it, wot if we 'ad some 'orses?
>>217795412Better than cow shit, you filthy gutter rat.
>>217795412euros will post shit like this and then unironically heat pic related up in the peat cauldron in their hovel
>>217797905Has there ever been an in-universe reason why stormtroopers are so awful?
>>217799404Trying a bit hard aren't you?
>>217797452>(in New York accent) Hey, I'm walkin' hea!Also, is the new captcha a secret Jew detection test?
>>217795437which tortanic expansion is this?
>>217794692Israel has the right to exist.
>>217794746She looks like she really needs a trip to flavor town.
>>217794771I perform similar actions, and have a similar appearance.
>>217794947Wednseday, probably.
>>217797041what's wrong with it ?
>>217795250Stop expecting star wars to be good. It's over.
>>217794771kek what is this from, the dude didn't even leave any cash
>>217797760every day, I believe that car accident story less and less.
>>217795128huh it makes sense but in my mind King looks like he did on his book covers in the 90s
>>217794651It is kino. Macaulay Culkin's subtle expressions and smug walkaway fit the character, this nerd Rome fanboy who somehow managed to break bad.
>>217794662>kills dozens of soldiers>nothing happens to her at the endk
>>217799404kek this level of delusion is amusing, more please
>>217796919i never understood why people did this at prostests, what are they hoping to get out of it?
>>217795389And is still wrong, "bleeding" the crystal is incredible painful, traumatic, and it takes time on a whirldwind of emotions, you're also basically torturing the crystal which is now a "living being" is not "ok now my lightsaber turns red while I just normal staring at you". So they didn't even keep their own lore right
>>217794651https://youtu.be/mqLhrQQ3l6sIs this what Matt Damon and Ben Stiller meant when t.v. shows, like on Netflix, require the shows to repeat the plot multiple times? Why doesn't she just shoot them? Is all the talking just so they can save money? Okay, whatever, I'm going to watch the rest of the clip now.
>>217795316Pretty sure the tobacco didn't come from whitey
>>217797452Damn, my dad is the same age and he doesn't look like this.
>>217799938Wow, guess they did put some money into the explosions.
>>217797905>Sir, a group of rebels are riding horses outside the hull>Ok, turn the ship's axis 35%
>>217798026the moral lessons in this show are so overt it makes me angry
>>217795476I'd have used cgi, thoughnestly.
>>217794746fuck this reminded me of The Witches movie fuck that movie was extremely uncomfy to watch as a kid
Can someone make one of this scene from who's your caddy 2007 starting when he says sup? Its peak 2000s comedy and is getting posted alot online again https://youtu.be/ivoS3D1H61E?si=DVteL7DNPhc6DMrD
>>217794732based, no way a woman does that and isn't some kind of whore trying to entrap you, not even in imaginary hollwood land where every white woman wants the BBC
>>217794651Why is Home Alone kid in this? Has he done any acting in the last like 20 years? Why choose this to unretire?
>>217794831this has to be edited it's way too on the nose
>>217794746nogferatu
>>217795476Did he do this twice? There are 2 cuts for the jump and they are completely different
>>217794771pregnant women shouldn't be having caffeine and tips are just a way for employers to avoid paying their staff a decent wage, what a great guy
>>217797786>Scrolling /tv/>See Xochitl>Have to stop and coom>Coom for XochitlShe's so hot bros.
>>217795389So why didn't it happen to Darth Vader?He cut down tons of younglings and his saber was still blue.
>>217799992Nay.
>>217797544
Anyone know any other scenes like this? Ita actually one of the better momwnts in this This might be a little long but these are some of the best I know that I could find a pic or video of and they’re acted pretty good which had to be funny doinghttps://youtu.be/zSqyqy2RafM?si=qXEbma7snGmwrsD8 https://youtu.be/3bzAyTbgYPo?si=QRspFn7v7SY8JQddhttps://youtu.be/OxRZ0_5w5Y4?si=XALTdxrIhqiKPVnKhttps://youtu.be/pxRwKkt6n-w?si=GRjPPvKCxzQXdqDmhttps://youtu.be/B11dSndIVHo?si=6iC2NvKQapIUGq_Lhttps://youtu.be/79iOuG0htac?si=sl855gi7Q4ID4ZbOhttps://youtu.be/nC6F1ksYyMM?si=2lXI-PWCyf69IMsx at 27:28-28-30https://youtu.be/_mbOOBmEcNk?si=eSF_FIqqsIT8wAxq at 4:50-6:15https://youtu.be/bFAHfkViGKU?si=BO6nm8nwwHinZ7KZhttps://x.com/WHMSVIDEOS/status/1989190802015474031?s=20https://x.com/WHMSVIDEOS/status/1815347029230399884?s=20https://x.com/WHMSVIDEOS/status/1820774565674357171?s=20https://x.com/WHMSVIDEOS/status/1801204872399802843?s=20https://x.com/WHMSVIDEOS/status/1782146190429114875?s=20https://x.com/WHMSVIDEOS/status/1781289354427502843?s=20https://x.com/WHMSVIDEOS/status/1778043140638707873?s=20https://x.com/WHMSVIDEOS/status/1777323696425754946?s=20https://x.com/WHMSVIDEOS/status/1777322132940247422?s=20https://x.com/WHMSVIDEOS/status/1830927128453398978?s=20
>>217800171because like >>217799936 said they even went against the lore they made up
>>217794760Goddamn I loved stumbling on these bitches and just watching their weird asses
>>217794651>>217795128
>>217796975The pouring always gets me
>>217797489I gotta watch sharpe
>>217799841https://youtu.be/2Suscnyqvco
>>217797786I really swore off being attracted to brown Latinas and then she showed up
>>217795104I really wanted to like him in this, but he's actually terrible in the role. I don't think it's his fault either - they're either giving him terrible direction or just cast the wrong guy since they seem to be going for a "tough guy legate" angleHe would have been great as a Vulpes Inculta type legionary, someone more scheming and softspoken. He just has absolutely zero physical presence on screen to pull off the strong man rhetoric
>>217794651The Fallout series is good?
>>217795389Why did anakin's lightsaber remained blue!?
>>217797786she cute
>>217796940I will keep asking this shit, fuck you. In new vegas, nails were used for crucifixions
>>217794651God modern tv is fucking trash
>>217797786uuugggh this really bruises my fragile male ego
>>217796975I kneel.
>>217799750International Law is antisemitic.Your turn
>>217800552me in the crowd shouting booba
Why can’t we have audio on this board?
>>217799841>the dude didn't even leave any cash
>>217800981because people cant be expected to behave anymore.>>217801087oops>>217799841he stole the fucking tip
>>217794791
>>217799872It was pretty well reported and the driver's court records are public information now, it would be a hell of a coverup.
Why do tv shows and movies all have the same studio lookThat looks incredibly cheap and poorly shot
>>217800415live action anime (and anime itself) is so fucking cringe
>>217800872>>217800895I prefer Marcille Monday
>>217795316
>>217795406The bridge is real I've been there, Lake Vyrnwy in Wales
>>217796975If you haven't had baked beans with a hunk of bread you haven't lived
>>217794742everything in the show is awkward and quirkylook at the bos playing with hand grenades in the background, low iq retardsif he comes across as a competent war leader its just doing it wrongcaesar is dead, replacement should not be competent and should be an idiot
>>217795679is CK actually good? Always felt like it looked like a Disney channel show
>>217795083blood is icky
>>217796919I hate ugly women so much
>>217794805>Yoshikage Kira on lunch break
>>217799750'fraid not
>>217802262It was called the British Empire.
>>217797324Yes.https://youtu.be/NGcIvK7f77o
>217795375She comes with a leash. Sold.
>>217802128Eh it kinda is like a disney channel show but it's got some decent character moments and fight choreography. It's a good guilty pleasure show. Very corny but fun to watch.
>>217795505>what are the safety precautions when filming something like this?Fuck it
>>217800137He probably did it like seven times.
>>217796919>dance to thriller to own the chudsYawn
>>217795111how raped is this series, jesus christ
>>217796975I liek beams
>>217801760nobody asked retard
>>217799923Honestly, looks like stupid fun. If I met up with friends in a large group like that, we'd probably dick around like that rather than protesting.
>>217794740Compilation of Epstein's greatest hits??
>>217799966was you dad a a massive cokefiend?
>>217794828that's the actress' protection from a hole in a truck they carved out with a power tool in 5 mins. they figured since the show is teenagers half-assing shit, they could half-ass everything
>>217799750Not in the way you think
>>217794746>Izma's deleted musical number
>>217795505Be careful.
>>217801760Can you fish off of it?
>>217802279finally some real kino
>>217800948we all have days like this
>>217795476Hanging on a wire harness. The outtakes at the end are wild. Great rooftop fight right before this scene.
>>217802806What in the goddamn retardation was that shit? 60s supermarionation and jeet action movies are less cringe than that.
>>21780228176 average IQ
>>217800086White guys saying the n word how funny
>>217803333But that's the British flag. This is the English flag.
>>217803319kek
>>217794692lol why wouldnt you just take the post it note off
>>217803417There wasn't a British Brazil either.
>>217803333Brazil, famous for speaking English.
>>217794746Straight up mythological in appearance. I don't know how or why this thing was allowed on stage, but it needs to be send back to whatever crypt it slithered out of. Horrifying. Putrid. Wretched
>>217803507you're a faggot
>>217803584A webm of a Brazilian was relevant to my post.
>>217796975I enjoy refried beans so much i just want to have fried beans once and find out if I need to keep investing the time.
>>217803584No you're gay actually for disliking that ass
>>217800425stupid Daniela's fag, you should do a /gif/ thread just for her or at least one on /hr/
>>217795476I did this down the oslo opera house in winter.
>>217804075Why? I'm good here.
>>217794831they must know that jews were the biggest slave traders in history, right?
>>217795476being afraid
>>217795505>>217804530
>>217803584why?
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>>217795505Wires and video compositing, the way he flips back on his feet would only be possible with wires too.
>>217795083nails were too expensive and rare
>>217800667literally not true btw
>>217805691Damn that dude has a serious case of gynecomastia
