>he's evil because... he's ugly and gives me the ick!!!was this the biggest cinematic redpill of the 2010s?
Who actually liked those fat weird kids?Like the one that'd breath through his mouth and wear Triple H shirts to school?
>>217795439Yeah, guys like that deserve to die. Chads only.
>>217795439He wasn’t a good hearted uggo though, he was legitimately a creep
>>217795439the point is that letting your bad circumstances define you is bad.megamind was ugly and evil too, but he changed and that's why he got the girl in the end.this is simple stuff that even a kid can follow, dude
Only timmycels care about this shit
>>217795439>ugly chubby ginger nerd voiced by jonah hillkek
>>217795493He had a “bad personality” because he grew up ugly. Many such cases.
>>217795439He's evil because he doesn't respect when a woman tells him, "No!" - which is something that makes any man unattractive.
>>217795439He's evil because he's Jonah playing as himself.
>>217795552>le society made me evilAgain, Megamind tackles this exact subject with its protaganist
>>217795457I liked him
>>217795439Its more bluepill
>gets powers>immediately kidnaps a woman, drops her from the height of a building, threatens her then leaves her stranded on top of a skyscraper>wtf why don't women like me
>>217795621He was stupid for not just using his super body to get laid.
>>217795439Why they made him ugly tho? Why they can't make the character a average looking guy
>>217795575What do you mean? Megamind grew up bullied which is why he was evil at the start of the film. He didn't become "good" until an even bigger asshole showed up - who was evil because he was a socially rejected nerd. Only metro man was "good" the whole time, and only because he grew up accepted by society.
>>217795682Megamind's "evil" was mild mischief at bestHe just liked the aesthetic of mech suits, black capes and goth makeup
>>217795439He's not evil, he's just an incel given the power to act on his desires. Metroman was a chad and didn't even need powers, Megamind was a simp numale. But give an incel power of course he's going to get what life denied him. Maybe the actions are evil but not the person.
>>he's evil because... he's ugly and gives me the ick!!!And because he only cares about himself, which is pretty much the definition of evil.
>>217795664Because it would confuse female audience members. The female mind always associates ugliness with evil.
>>217795498Megamind is too intellectual for the average /tv/ poster. >>217795734Which is why all the bad guys in masculine media are beautiful. Oh wait.
>>217795732If he cared about other people he still wouldn’t have got the girl in the end.
>>217795704>literally executes metro man (or so he believes)>just some harmless mischief
Wasn’t he kind of a genuine piece of shit?
>>217795771He thought he'd escape and would tank it regardless (and he was right but Metroman decided to troll)
>>217795788Jonah Hill was the perfect casting choice for this role.
>>217795803literally a feature film about jonah hill vs the weathergirl
>>217795767That's literally what happens with a Megamind dipshit.
>>217795796That one scene is why metro man beats Superman apparently according to powerscalers.
>>217795457I was him.
>>217795767Like Megamind, right?
>>217795734Yeah because females were completely perplexed by Beauty and the Beast
>>217795771He didn't intend for Metroman to die. He is shocked it actually worked and all he uses his newfound freedom to do is laughable mischief.
its a movie about how jonah hill is an obese incel which is why he got such a chip on his shoulder about being a fat fuck in his following years
>>217795493post tits
>>217795815Megamind isn’t ugly though. Jonah’s character is.
>>217795846the beast wasn't ugly. you don't understand women
>>217795827Powerscalers are retarded autists>rock beats scissors>scissors beats paper>ergo rock beats paper
>>217795846The beast wasn’t ugly, at least in the Disney version. He was scary but still not disgusting to look at.
>>217795756>the bad guys in masculine media are beautifulThere isn't a meaningful correlation between ugly and beautiful among antagonists in masculine media. Terminator: BeautifulAlien: UglyDemolition Man: depends if you're a niggerlover or notMatrix: beautifulApocalypse now: fat, therfore uglyNo country for old men: uglyPulp Fiction: bothJames Bond (any): bothAre you a foid, or a different kind of retard,
>>217795897>Powerscalers are retarded autistsand so am I
>>217795884The beast wasn't the villain dumbass
there is monstrous hot and monstrous ugly. essentially if youre ugly, you have to be a big fuckign behemoth to become hot again.
>>217795838I knew guys like that in highschool. 50/50 on whether I would be friends with them. Some of them were just annoying as hell. Kinda feel bad sometimes tho
>>217795957This. Read Jung. Women love monstrous men (I.e. men who can commit monstrous violence against other men.)
>>217795439He just wanted to steal bicycles but Megamind made it personal.
If they made an edgy adaptation of this, he'd be even more of an incel and he'd rape women to death daily, but be voiced by a masculine man which would in turn make him into a problematic fave and the tumblr sexyman of the month.
>>217795439but how does this affect you personally?
>>217795980We already have that in Homelander and women despise that character.
>>217795980wut tumblr sexymans are almost always harmless twinks
>>217796014Yummers
>>217796070They are thin yes but they are also tall and almost always have broad shoulders. That’s pretty masculine.
>>217795439He's weakThere are people that look like him and are well mannered functional individuals to society
>>217795457You mean me in 2000. I had friends, asshole. Not many but that's by design so I don't get overwhelmed keeping up with who I talked shit about to whom. And HHH was legitimately good 2000-2001.
>>217796006A 30 day ban.
>>217795439He was literally (you) op
>>217795860
>>217795908What about Quasimodo in hunchback of Notre dameOr fuckin peewee Herman he looks fuckin cracked
>>217796073De-lulululu-Licios
>>217796185BOOBA
>>217796194Quasimodo wasn't the bad guy in a masculine film or the love interest in a foidflick
>>217795908>Alien: Ugly
>>217795493If you take his exact personality and all his actions and attribute it to a hot guy, then you've made a best-selling female smut novel
>>217796311Examples?
>>217795846That's true, it's not like the beast is conveniently turned into a hot guy at the end
>>217796374The only hot guy I can think of who is consistently portrayed as pathetic, whiny and entitled is Anakin SkywalkerAnd while he's not nearly as bad as Tighten he still was generally less liked by women than Obi Wan
>>217796194Hunchback is surprisingly redpilled. Quasimodo is in many ways the classic underdog hero but rather than pulling the Stacy of the story, some other fairly good hearted and good looking guy is her love interest. All because he's ugly as fuck. You gotta respect the honesty.
>>217796511I don't think that's true. Very few women give a shit about the prequels but those that do seem to juat acknowledge Anakin is shit but he went mad over his love for Padme which is kind of romantic at least.
>>217795868>Megamind isn't uglyDid you look at the guy? Did you see his bulbous head? Did you see his scrawny body? Did you see his drag queen aesthetic? Did you see his supple kissable lips? You've got xeno fever. XENO FEVER!
>>217795637The pitfalls of having oneitis strike again!
>>217796743Megamind would look more grotesque if half of the characters in the movie didnt also have huge heads. Roxanne's head is barely smaller than Megamind's
>>217796511No
>>217796992bitches and whores
>>217796992meant for>>217796374
>>217795908>There isn't a meaningful correlation between ugly and beautiful among antagonists in masculine media.'cept most of them are ugly, like the orcs in Lotr, the killer in MAnd Hugo weaving isn't beautiful in the Matrix, lol>foid, niggerloverTypical argument-less rightoid babble.
>>217796992Is Adachi even popular relative to other P4 characters? I only ever see the chadtagonist getting praise from femoids
>>217797092probably because adachi is boring
>>217795439Such a bizarre movie. Megamind causes all the shit going down at end, then he’s celebrated for stopping it.
>>217797088Nitpicking one of my points, and providing a single example to show a "majority" doesn't disprove me.Another W in my belt.
>>217795439>Turns into gigachad with superpowers>Doesn't fuck every woman under the sun and just simps for the one girl that won't fuck him
>>217797159No one knows he created Tighten except his subservient minion and the woman who has the hots for him.>>217797260Never underestimate a virgin with oneitis.
>>217797260Good lesson for incels really.
>>217797159>kills heroes>creates fake villian so he can stop it and be seen as a hero by the city Megamind accomplished what Syndrome couldn’t if you think about it
>>217796194Quasimodo?
>>217796523In the book the chad nobleman only sees Esmerelda as a side piece and, upon maturing, forgets her and marries a woman of his own station whilst Esmerelda and her mom are executed.
>>217797159It's how society works. A shit person who manages to do the bare minimum to not be a piece of shit for once is celebrated. Meanwhile, someone who is a saint every single day is simply expected to be that way, and is punished harshly for the tiniest mistakes. There must be a name for this phenomenon or bias that i haven't come across.
>>217797887It's the story of the prodigal son
>>217795439I'm 27 years old and a virgin.
>>217795439Test
>>217797938Also Frank Grimes
>>217795664Do you feel called out
>>217797887>>217797938This is why if I ever have kids (probably never) I'll never raise them on 'Christian' parables.Too much jewish toxicity embedded in them.
Megamind and Metro Man represent the status quo powers, Wall Street, old money.The incel villain was clearly meant to demonize big tech and new money types.
>>217798122Just remind then that jews are evil and worship satan, like jesus said. Also, make sure to inform them that the people referred to as "jews" nowadays are not the tribes of israel, and bare almost no genetic similarities to the people native to israel and palestine
>>217795732>because he only cares about himself, which is pretty much the definition of evil.Today I learned pretty much every woman ever is evil.
>>217795439He's evil because the moment he got power he decided to commit crimes for selfish gain.
>>217797470That's the entire premise of the film, Mr. "Uhm if you actually think about it"
>>217797988literally me
He's not evil because he's ugly. He's evil because he's jewish.
>>217795439He should've realized no matter how what powers he had, he was never going to get respect from society. Instead of wasting his time chasing some foid, he should've used his powers to destabilize the society that didn't care for him anyway by targeting power grids, government buildings, etc. That would've been a based twist in the film.
>>217798390Nigga what? Literally everyone was ready to praise him as their new savior until he revealed what an evil dickhead he was. He could have easily had everything Metroman had if he weren't an asshole.
>>217798181So the modern jews are a different group from the one jesus claimed to be worshiping satan. Interesting.
>>217798390>society should give a shit about me staying home masterbaiting to porn and playing video games all day
>>217798585yes
>>217797988>>217798289why don't you just pay for sex? at least go to an AMP and get a handy. wear a rubber if you have to. I believe in you, incel-kun.
>>217798630It's not the act itself. I wish I was normal enough for a girl to want to have sex with me.
>>217798390Chad mentality. If society doesn’t want to improve my conditions then why the fuck should I care about society?
>>217798630>why don't you just pay for sex?doesn't solve the problem, and i don't know where i would find one anyway>AMPseems like a nightmare for my social anxiety
>>217798511The moment he decided to be an individual despite his flaws, and not a servant to a society that was perfectly happy to let him rot in obscurity makes him....le bad.
>>217798630Great fucking advice. Hes going to waste a shit ton of money, catch something, and worst of all hes going to discover years of porn addiction that he wont feel a thing during sex AND will be winded pretty quick since hes not in shape (obviously since he aint getting shit)The ONLY solution is work out, cut, and in 6 months he would be acceptably fit. Its literally the only thing that matters. Women love massaging my muscles and begging for creampies.
>>217798742That doesnt change the fact that the retarded shit you said is wrong>he was never going to get respect from society... except for when he got respect from society for scaring off Megamind
>>217797835And Esmeralda would rather have been formerly living sidepiece of a Chad who didn't give a shit about her than have her womb despoiled by an ugly man who loved her deeply.
>>217798767That wasn't respect though, that was more placating him because of the power he exhibited.
>>217798836No, placating is what Roxanne did when she tried talking to him during his rampage The citizens collectively were ready to suck off their new Metroman. They had no idea he was an immature virgin with a hairpin temper, they had no reason to think they needed to placate him.
>>217795552Cuckold mentality
>>217795908>Matrix: beautifulHugo Weaving is beautiful?
Megamind literally killed a dude.He melted that librarian dude he impersonated.
>>217798923Right, so basically >>217798742The society in this film didn't care at all about him before he decided to make himself subservient to their whims. They wanted 24/7 protection, total moral perfection, and zero personal life in exchange for... what? A statue and some applause?
>>217795439Megamind is reverse Back to the Future in the sense that they pit a hateable stereotype to act as a catoonishly evil pathetic antagonist and lose the girl.Biff Tannen lives with his grandma and was a lowlife not unlike that guy. Just so happens that the writing room of the 80s designed him as a villain because the idea was a menace to them back in the day.And the 2010 writing room pit a poor fat dork as the unlikable jerk because as they deem the stereotype undesirable then it only follows that he acts like a complete cruel idiot too. If not their worldview would look a bit too cruel to kids.You read it here
>>217799115>society in this film didn't care at all about him beforeSociety didn't even know he existed. Minion points out that he's completely unremarkable and has done nothing of note in his life. >decided to make himself subservient to their whims.>wow you shot that robber? fucking npc slave.....Youre desperately attempting to give a negative reading of a pretty cut and dry set of events. And it still doesnt change shit about you being wrong about his lack of respect.
>>217799265>Society didn't even know he existed.Worth in his society is determined by status? If respect is only given by what you give under a threat of enslavement then that says more about society than the individual.>>decided to make himself subservient to their whims.>>wow you shot that robber? fucking npc slave.....This but unironically.Respect is only real if it’s given to the person not by what power they exhibit. Society in this case only respected the utility he provided. Hal saw through the """respect"""" of Metro City and realized it was a fake. Didn't Metro Man fake his death because he knew society didn't actually like him, but only liked him enslaving himself to their morality?
>>217795439Spiderman was a loser dork before he got superpowers, but he didn't become a supervillain, he used his powers for good. That's the difference
>>217795811That problem was solved ages ago, we just needed more time
>>217799476You just sound like a frustrated misanthrope. Your epic nihilism towards society isn't as profound as you think.
>>217799666I accept your concession, Satan.
>>217795439>finally gets powers and becomes a literal god>doesnt ditch the ugly forehead bitch and go for one of the no doubt billions of way hotter and nicer bitches that would want him just for being a superpowered godExplain
>>217799496Spider-man probably would have turned out differently had he not received his powers until later in life. Before the prevalence of internet blackpilling, even a lot of dejected teens held on to the belief that things would get better for them after high school, then it was after college, then it was once they found work, only to realize that their ugliness and natural awkwardness doesn't just go away and people don't suddenly become more accepting. This truth just starts setting in younger, because older "incel" types have a platform to tell the teenage versions of themselves that for a lot of people, things don't get better, it's just different iterations of the same shit, and society tells you that things will get better, simply because it keeps you toiling away and providing benefit to the rest of society, even if you yourself enjoy no return. Single moms need SOMEBODY to pay for her kids.
>>217795552
>>217799914oneitis is a mental illness
>>217799953>>217795524>>217795563>>217795732>>217795788this is exactly why it should be legal to hunt femoids for sport
>>217799953This is "you have such a nice smile" or "you have kind eyes" cope. Mean spirited hot people are still hot, nice uggos are only tolerated platonically.
>>217795498>megamind was ugly and evil tooMegamind was intelligent. This isn't something you work for, if you are born a retard then that's that. Intelligent people are as much if not more privileged than people born into wealth. At least smart people can become rich, a rich retard is gonna be a rich retard forever.
>>217800146>nice uggos are only tolerated platonicallyThey're tolerated for utilitarian reasons. They have no sexual value, but being nice means they make for obedient workers, comfort companions akin to pets, etc.
>>217800146do ugly couples just not exist to you people?
>>217795796and yet, he wasn't emotionally affected because he killed a person, just bored by the fact he is a villain without a hero to compete with, he wasn't a good person at heart, he just became "good" because of pussy, he was a simp
>>217799953this is leftist thinking, like how they are all against bodyshaming until they find someone has "ugly thoughts"
>>217800992>you should be nice to people>this is leftist thinking yeah that about sums it up
>>217795439He wasn’t any worse than megamind
>>217801118>people will just magically respect you because you're niceCertainly sounds like leftoid delusion.
>>217801525Seems to work out just fine for all the people who aren't terminally online friendless losers
>>217795485If all men were chads there would be some equivalent caste of fat ugly nerds. Women don't find men objectively attractive, they only find men attractive by comparison.
>>217795439>guy is loved by everyone>pretty much worshiped as a god>the people would give him anything he desires>abandons it all because he wants to play guitar or some shit despite the fact he could easily be a superhero and a musician>the villain who has been committing crimes for years and years takes over the city but then gets bored and turns some random schmuck into a superhero>random schmuck goes crazy and the villain defeats him and that magically wipes away his vast history of crimes>so if you're a criminal just create a bigger criminal and stop them and you'll be forgiven of everything you've done including creating the problem you just solvedNow the villain lives as a hero. Except according to Metro Man there's no objective morality and you should just do whatever you want when you get bored, so when Megamind gets bored of being a hero he can go back to being a villain or maybe he'll become a film maker or something and let Metro City be destroyed by a natural disaster because he didn't feel like saving them that day. With great power comes no responsibility, fuck you I want to play guitar while Rome burns.
>>217802912Metroman just didn't want to be a hero anymore. He'd been forced into the role and was sick of it.
>>217803159Oh no he's forced to do a job that doesn't require any amount of real effort from him and in return he gets the love and support of an entire city. What a sacrifice. He was totally justified in abandoning millions of people to be ruled by a supervillain. Fuck everybody else in the entire world as long as you're doing what makes you happy. What a great message.
>>217797159Nobody in the entire city even ATTEMPTED to stop Megamind's reign. After a bit, things actually ended up going back to normal on its own when they realised he wasn't actually ruling with an iron fist and they sort of just ignored him.
>>217798522Never try to find logic in the antisemite's ramblings, their entire worldview is built around the idea that a culture with a total global population of forty million is somehow controlling the other eight billion of us while also simultaneously being weak and easily bullied.
OP you are forgetting how much of an incel creep Hal was.or maybe you are just blind to it.Plenty of losers get women. Just go to walmart.
>>217799953total gum chewer death
>>217799953massive delusional cope. this doesn't happen irl
Why do most women INSIST that looks don’t matter when we know via science that they are THE most important thing to women? Is it a shame thing? Do they feel like sluts for admitting it?
>>217801589>deploying the just world fallacy in the big 26
>>217797260the virgin hal vs the chad dr caine
>>217804537Everyone has their copes. Like guys saying they'd never date a slut with X bodycount and then simping insanely hard for some giga whore art ho with a count in the triple digits
>>217798656Girls will fuck anyone. Fat retards like Stav get pussy by going to enough parties and being there when they end and the girls are all drunk and horny.
>>217804537Height and dick size matter a lot more to women than good looks.
megamind if he black
>>217804564>the world isn't just>that means I should be hostile and toxic 24/7 and it's everyone else's fault they don't like meIt always ends up here with incels.
>>217796122Nerve status: struck
>>217800387What’s that
>>217795908>No country for old men: uglyAsk me how I know you’re 100% clueless about women and what they like. Javier Bardem is objectively a stud to the point where his goofy hair in the movie doesn’t matter in the slightest, literally every chick I know who has seen the movie thinks he’s super hot in No Country
>>217800084Gee, wherever could this bitterness have come from? lol
>>217807039i said that in a completely non-bitter way, zoomzoom
>>217807076lmao
>>217795563haha
>>217807101you're a fool
>>217807187Ok
>>217807264you know nothing
>>217806696nobody ever said this thoughbeit
>>217795457WTF you just described one of my friends from elementary school perfectly, he was so fucking proud of that shirt
>>217807345Sure
>>217795439>having the villain be ugly and socially awkward hurts ugly and awkward folks by reinforcing negative stereotypes>I'm ugly and awkward and I'm not evil(even though i spend all my time being angry at women online)>there has never been someone evil who's been ugly or weird Wow chuds are woke but for their own group
>>217795439He's also a total creep
>>217807427you may sound like a silly clown
>>217798522No they are the same, the confusion stems from John the Baptist and Jesus followers being unrelated to them. The maccabees and Hasmonians and Sumeritans are villains of the bible thats why John calls them a den of vipers and Jesus says they killed the prophets. The prophets were not related to them, they killed the prophets and usurped the temple.
>>217795788Basically this, He's an inconsiderate sociopathic asshole. Women like Gentlemen. "Mam would you like to go on a ride with me?"
>>217805920That's part of good looks you retard.
>>217795498>letting your bad circumstances define you is bad.>lettingthat's not how it works
>>217800896He wasn't a simp, you fucking idiot. Jesus fucking Christ, it's amazing that you fucking incels can only view things through the lens of your modern idiocy. The reason why he decides to become a good person is because he realizes he isn't happy being someone who took over the world. What he wanted more than anything was for someone to fucking accept him, for anybody to fucking care about him, to look upon him as something more than just a monster or an outcast. This is like one of the most basic fucking stories in existence that is made for literal children, and you're telling me you're too retarded to understand it? How is that possible, unless you yourself are actually a fucking child.
>>217809451nta but you are being queer
>>217809505And you're enabling retards like him. Go fuck yourself and gain some common sense, you fucking parasites. I'm tired of explaining 2+2=4 to dimwits.
>>217809451He was accepted by the prisoners as a kid.
>>217795637This but super speed to rape without her realizing it
>>217809529im sorry my guy im not very well right now
>>217809538Well, that just kinda explains how he turns out the way he did.
>>217809543What are you, fucking Hollow Man?
>>217795439If you identify with that nerd-sterotype I got bad news for you....
>>217795439where can a nigga get a frowny face pin
a lot of happy and confident men in this thread
>>217795439No it's because its Jonah Hill
>>217807605I may at times but right now I don’t.
>>217799563>ages agothe thread was like three days ago lol
>>217811051>the thread It’s proper etiquette to lurk for a bit before you go spouting embarrassing shit
>>217811077what are you talking about? I'm not talking about the original incident from 10 years ago and the 10 years worth of threads the incident spawned, I'm talking about the specific thread approx. 3 days ago in which that AI-generated webm was posted and collected about 50 responses before the jannies nuked the thread
>>217796783You've been wormtongued by the movie into thinking that grotesque monster is attractive. Stop being a fucking rube. If megamind and the ginger stood next to each other in the same clothes most women would go for the human looking one.
>>217811120looks like the original webm was posted on november 14, 2025... still not ages ago lol https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/215930571/
>>217795498Megamind only becomes good because his circumstances changed though
>>217797887Matthew 20:15>Are you envious because I am generous?
>>217806544>melonmind
>>217799953I despise all fat people. I don't care how nice you are, you're still disgusting and I find your presence to be anathema to decency.
>>217813635literally who cares?
>>217813635>t.
>>217795498megamind was tall
>>217813641>>217813654>t. avatars of obesity
>>217795439>Filtered by megamindCome on now
>>217813722i mean it, who cares
>>217814003>I eat it, who caresPut the fork down, jumbo.
>>217797988try 34>got zero pussy or attention until 30>then COVID happened>then I unJUSTed my shit and something clicked>now I can actually work in social settings and there are women who who seem to genuinely like me>I'm fucking terrified of getting intimate because of inexperience so I just cope and pretend that I'm MGTOWI'm fucking cooked, bros
>>217814094Just go out there and practice. If you fuck up the relationship, just treat it as a learning experience. And even if the girl isn't in to you, or the sex goes bad, at least you got laid.
>>217814094Sounds like you might make it. Say hi to women but don't do more than that (she'll do the rest of the work) and make sure to lie about having loads of past relationships when asked.
>>217813641i do
>>217814094I unJUSTed my shit too, but I'm still grossed out by the idea of getting intimate with an used women, so I just cope as well.Such is life.
>parents tell me i'm good looking growing up and that i'll get a lot of girls in collegelole
>>217809451>What he wanted more than anything was for someone to fucking accept him, for anybody to fucking care about him, to look upon him as something more than just a monster or an outcast.incels want this too btw
>>217809451>incelsstopped reading there
>>217814094If a girl really likes you as a person, she'll get into the fact she's taking your virginity.Don't listen to whores with ridiculous body counts. They're a vocal minority of women that are skewing the culture in their favor. The average woman has had four sexual partners in her entire life and it's probably less for zoomer girls.
>>217795439>Still mindbroken by a children movieJesus Christ. You re even more a snowflake than the pronouns tribes
>>217795788Delete this. Right now.
>>217814716>The average woman has had four sexual partners in her entire lifeDisgusting.
>>217814716>four sexual partnersfour too many. a woman will ALWAYS compare you to the man who took her virginity.
>>217814716>If a girl really likes you as a person, she'll get into the fact she's taking your virginity.She won't like you as a person if she knows you're a virgin though. It might be cute when you're 18 but a virgin male in his 20s or older is a huge red flag.
>>217803380How many times did the police fail to contain or execute Megamind after he was captured by Metroman? He is certainly not the one to be blamed.
>>217815337Maybe. But my girl said I have the biggest dick out of all the dudes (5) she's been with. Not really a win, but better than her being unsatisfied I guess
>>217815337it would have been you if you werent such a loser
>>217795493I think the point wasn't that Hal was always evil, it was that most people given superpowers would be villains. Metroman was exceptional, and Megamind realized that he was too
>>217815337>She will never forget meGod, I wish so. It's been 8 years, I still miss her like it was yesterday
>>217798675That's not "not caring".That's trying to get a pretty revenge. Like a kid destroying another kid's toy
>>217817053but there's literally nothing wrong with revenge
>>217803380>Fuck everybody else in the entire world as long as you're doing what makes you happyYes
>>217799563>>217811051That's just asking for an Eipstein related joke.More time.
>>217817053>Your trauma from neglectful society is just a kid's toy bro. Get over it.
>>217815337>tfw took a girl's virginity but have a small dickshe compared the next guy to me alright
>>217817072That's not revenge. It's throwing a tantrum because he was ignored.Revenge would be ignoring society.
>>217817209>He is traumatized because people don't care about himWhat are you ? A woman ?
>>217817281When did I say "I"?
>>217817233>Revenge would be ignoring society.This is normalfag realizing his mistreatment of the disenfranchised is coming back to bite him in ways he didn't anticipate, and now he's gaslighting you into fucking off and dying alone away from people because you have power.>>217799953Toxic positivity
>>217796992No normal person knows who this is or what cringe weeb shit he's from
>>217809451>He wasn't a simpSucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. That is literally him, he has superpowers and could easily get any random beautiful woman, and he gets obsessed with just one random because of an unrequited crush whom he barely really knows.
If you don't understand what is wrong with Hal's actions, you might actually have autism. Like, unironically. Get checked.
>>217815386>She won't like you as a person if she knows you're a virgin though. It might be cute when you're 18 but a virgin male in his 20s or older is a huge red flag.Depends. A lot of religious people don't want to engage in sex until marriage. Not everyone is a degenerate roastie such as yourself
>morality isn't real>all relationships are transactional>sex feels about as good as jerking offThe reason why you are an incel is because you cannot accept these three things. Getting a girlfriend or wife is nothing special, it's the same as getting anything else in life. You get emotional about it because you still believe in your social programming.
>>217817233>bro just let society walk all over youNo
>>217817072Yes there is. Punishing someone else is not rewarding yourself. It's an irrational move.
>>217818573It’s not about punishing them it’s about making them feel your pain.
>>217795439he's evil because he got powers and immediately abused them and started doing evil.plenty of people are ugly, fat, short, stupid, etc. and can still find love and happiness.Also he wouldn't take no for an answerYou don't get to have hot women just because you are friends with them
>>217818653She wasn’t even friends with him. She constantly belittled and bullied him.
>>217818667no she rejected his advances and made up excuses in order to save his feelings she never bullied him she just did some classic girl neglect moves because she didn't want to tell him she wasn't interested and make work hard for them
>>217818586What other parties may or may not feel has nothing to do with my own interests.
>>217818715A friend wouldn’t do that.
>>217818303kek which christian girl wants a virgin 30 year old husband? most young christian women are Latinas who fuck around more than anyone else
>>217795439Maybe being a dick was a side effect of the Megamind drug and he wasn't actually doing regular powertripping as Hal. Why lie? We'd all be fucked if Jonah Hill got superpowers.
>>217795498Megamind was only able to get with the girl in the first place by pretending to be an attractive, skinny, white dude.
>>217810952but you won't turn your back on life
>>217819082Catfishing is OK if you’re already attractive.
>>217818586Literally the thought process of a child
>>217800084Based. I genuinely hate women more than niggers.
>>217804537Because moids chimp about how being judged for looks is unfair yet we do it all the time.
>>217818715A real friend (and good fucking person) wouldn’t lead a guy on like that.
>>217798522no
>>217798750cringe
>>217818914>>217821678a woman would do thatacting coy in hopes the guy gives up is probably the most woman thing she did that whole movie.It saves her from having to reject him and feeling bad about it
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>>217821033Thank you for admitting that you are a male.
>>217821769Bad day for gay men who don’t believe in yetis.
>>217819744>duuude, just like, don't be upset at people that wronged you, broooo>it's all love, man
>>217821678women can't into confrontation or anything else remotely awkward or uncomfortable for that matter
>>217795868Nigger faggot he is blue and has a massive head fuck off
>>217797988Im a 27 year old sex having and im fucking a hot latina milf in an hour. My secret? Literally just get a nice hair cut and work out
>>217817222Fucking this god i hate life
>>217822218>Even after working out, he has to get with a beaner single motherGrim.
hal was an annoying insincere fag, he deserved to die
>>217800387That changes nothing. Even the ugly woman feels like she is settling, even for a guy who is more attractive than herself, and will cheat on her husband at the drop of a hat with a more attractive man who has an ugly girl fetish or a cheating fetish.
>>217795439>ugly guy is evilBut havent we been taught through many years and generations that the "beautiful people" are the most evil? Yeah, we have, and that the ugly were the most humble. Is it really a shock that ugly people can be total pieces of shit too?>400+ replies
>>217795439No, he's ugly and evil because he's a jew.
>>217795439He's evil because he's jewish.
>>217795457not me i found it extremely off-putting if you seemed intelligent and somehow also cared about pro wrestling
>>217798799>an ugly man who loved her deeply.Surely you're married to an ugly woman then?
>>217795457Isn't that just the board?
>>217824290This is true, it's basically a subversion of a subversion at this point. A return to intuition
>>217822218where/how did you meet her
>>217825723I'm in my late 30s and never even had a girlfriend. So no.
>>217795457Yeah, people who say he’s a villain because he is ugly are blatantly wrong or just projecting. He’s a dork who got super powers and immediately began using them to do immoral things with zero responsibility or control.
>>217824224>irrational unverifiable bullshit to reinforce incel fantasiesclassic /tv/
>>217826357Verify my balls.
>>217826407clearly someone should since another human being has never seen them
>>217826407can i do it instead
