Idris Elba looks so goofy there.
>we want the audience that loves He-Man but hates white mendead on arrival
>>217795538Sheeeeeeit. Is that Idris Elba playing another helmeted side character?/tv/ when is Idris Elba going to be a leading man?
>>217795562The Dark Tower?
>>217795538What’s Lisa Kudrow up too ??
>>217795538cringe kino era commences now.
>>217795538doa
>>217795538why did elba agree to thishe should really fire his agent and look for one who'll get him proper leading roles while he still has his looks
>>217795538why is Teela wearing pants but He-man isn't?
He-Man isn't big enough and looks like a faggot
>>217796453>why did elba agree to thisWhat career does he even have? He is certified box office poison.He has that one movie about Kangz warlords that got some award but nobody saw, and then flop after flop.
>>217795550>something adapted from an 80s toy commercial looks goofywhat a stunning insight, dipshit
>>217795538>>217795561Holy shit, they really worked overtime to make the mid latina chick look attractive on that magazine cover. I mean...they could..you know...get a hot ginger and put her in an armored catsuit. But no, they picked whatever chick was good at eating the casting directors cunt and wouldn't upset the foids.
>>217796950man.. the wire was so long ago and just seeing his work now... you're right he's got american gangster but after that?? just been doing crappy stuff...
>>217795538You never know, it might be good.
>>217797026Elba looks like A-lister, but he actually isn't.
>>217797112I think it's pretty easy to know at this point
>>217797026He's a well known traditionally masculine black male with no gang affiliations or faggotry tied to him.He's kind of shit out of luck when it comes to movie roles in hollywood. He's got to build a base with a decent movie series.But he'll get consistent work. There's no doubt about that.
>>217795538I used to watch He-Man. Teela is Man-At-Arms's daughter. They didn't even bother to racematch. This is 21st Century slop. We already have a He-Man movie that is embarrassed to be He-Man and it has Dolph Lundgren.
>>217797357not so fast
>>217797357>No faggotry He is British. His role feels obvious to me. His goal is to age into the Morgan Freeman wisened migger roles. If this world exists after 2028, look for him to start playing God in movies.
>>217795562He was good in Cyberpunk Phantom Liberty. That should have been a proper movie.
>>217797432Oh, wha...wha happened. Oh no. Suddenly Idris is against knife crime? How is he gonna cut throats without knife? Why the sudden 180°?
>>217797527he means OTHER people shouldn't have knives. not him
>>217797527Always funny to see well educated British nogs type online in American darkie.
>>217797417Genetics doesn't exist on magical planets.
>>217795538Isn't it Greyskull?
>>217795538>BarmiestIts shit and they'll defend it with 'why are you taking it so seriously?'
>>217797527Performative. No different from chris "coke and cunt" pratt being a hardcore christian
>>217797432>>217797527Britain is so fucking lame and embarrassing lmao
>>217795561I feel like that's a subtle "He-Man" joke. also, that's pretty standard for modern corpo office jobs. including it in the trailer does feel like ragebait, or at least a filter so midwits like you don't go see it.
>>217798271>subtleSure, if you’re dumb as a rock.
>>217798271>at least a filter so midwits like you don't go see it.Oh, ok. I won't go see it.
>not casting zac efron
>>217796977They adapted the outfit and sword 1:1, ushering us into a new age of actually accurate adaptations until it did a little race swapping just to remind us we're still in the 20s.
>>217795538The guy is not muscular enough, they should have gotten a body builder or something
>>217795538>>217795562>>217797417Should've brought back Dolph to play Mant at Arms or at least Randor.
>>217795538He-Man's lookin' zesty.
>>217795538kek that looks like someone prompted "make her white, more attractive" on Camilla Mendes' Teela
>>217799690I think Dolph is in real bad health nowaday.
>>217799690Dolph could be in a flashback as King Grayskull.
