How do you make accurate medieval kino? Is there even any?
>>217795539The Middle Ages suck. I used to be a big fan, but it finally clicked that it just sucks. Fun for video games, fun for books, fun to go go around the castles in real life and check out the artifacts in the museums, but as a movie it's just boring. It's always the same shit, and they always make everyone degenerate and evil. Give me another pornslop Roman TV show.
>>217795557idk which books you mean, but history books are very interesting. Im reading the Hundred Years war book by Jonathan Sumption and it's great.
>>217795612That's what I'm saying. Love reading medieval history. I have no problem even reading books that pedantically go into agricultural techniques used in 11th century Languedoc, but no more Medieval movies and shows.
>>217795630oh ok.
>>217795557Yeah, settings with white people generally suck big time
>>217795643Yeah I love the movies where Indians bob their big ugly heads and dance like retards to impress bitches with mustaches
>>217795557You only think this because it never gets depicted properly.
Have the actors speak in medieval dialects and make the viewers read subtitles. Peasants are treated like crap and women are a commodity. No good-looking people with modern hair cuts and attitudes.
>>217795539another leftist meme where the message is "don't criticize the poor multi-billion dollar corporations" brilliant
So instead of the cyclic thread with the og image, now its one with a chudjack? When this image gets spammed into the ground will you add the next generation of meme reaction to the image?In response to the original image i actually don't have to much of a preference. As long as the writing is good and the time matches the set. In either case i much prefer filming on location as i think nature naturally adds color in a way that is impossible to do wrong. As long as they don't go totally retarded with the filters.
>>217795684*Tone* matches the set
>>217795539Why is chud always depicted like this when most chuds are balding or bald? The chud picture should be changed to be balding.
>>217795539it's almost like a proper portrayal would sit in the middle of those two extremes, crazy I know
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>>217795670Anon, I…
>>217795702isn't Elon reddit's darling?
>>217795702Strawman
>>217795702Chuds hate Elon for wanting more poos.
>>217795733No, hasn’t been since Elon came out as a shitlord.
>>217795697Woah hey there now, calm down my man, let's not get upset and start saying crazy things.
>>217795702Elon is a fag and so are you.
>>217795643kek
>>217795733did you just wake up from a ten year coma?
>>217795695>um excuse me people who disagree with my 100% correct views that I was taught by people who are completely honest and not lying look like even more of a ridiculous strawman than this depiction
>>217795749I wonder if my brother knows, he still considers him a super genius>>217795778I'm just a bit ootl and a bit slow
>>217795809sorry to have to tell you this anon, but your brother might be a chuddie
>>217795831shit, what should I do about it?
>>217795666
>>217795925Trick him into touching grass
>>217795539Kingdom of Heaven comes to mind.
>>217795809If your brother is a lefty and still thinks Elon is a supergenius, that’s very strange. Those people tend to be conservative.
The black death killed like 30-60% of the people at the time yet /tv/ still wants to pretend it was a colorful and joyous time
>>217795738You got owned, chud.
There is nothing you can say that will make me hate chud.
>>217796055You don’t get it anon. They worked less than us and had a 90 year life expectancy after age 5 because their inferior medical care only affected babies because reasons.
>>217796055Kino film. Wish that there were actual raised skeletons for the squad to fight, though. They just got drugged and that was it.
>>217796094You’re not supposed to hate him.
>>217795702Something that I've noticed about leftists is that they always, and I mean ALWAYS go for the "no u" argument. It doesn't matter how little sense it makes or what you're trying to debate with them, literally the only thing they can do is go "N-NO YOU DO THE SAME THING SO Y-YOU'RE WRONG!!!"
have historically accurate looking armour and swords instead of cringy fantasy slop
>>217795738No, chud, its not a strawman at all. You elected a billionaire who put the richest man on earth in charge of cutting American jobs with no oversight, all while thinking that you are sticking it to the elites and the evil corporations.
>>217796067>>217796157You lost, stay mad.
>>217796126No, thats what chuds always do.
>>217796157Yeah because he's an industrialist leige, not a corporation, and he's alt-rich so he's not part of the elite.
>>217796178>Tesla is not a corporationThe absolute state of chuds
>>217795643Duh. Stories are made and carried by conflict and there is no story when it's just a community who goes to church together and gets along.
>>217795539Is there a word for the phenomenon of lumping a crowd of conflicting views together as one person who is against themselves? Its not a strawman because strawmen usually believe in something.
>>217796173>stay madSaid the only person who was mad in the first place.
>>217796188He is a lord viceroy, an individual. Not a corporation with decentralised jewish leadership.
>>217796243>umm ackchually he is a person so he can't be a corporationthe absolute state of chud logic
>>217796157>all while thinking that you are sticking it to the elites and the evil corporationsKek
The worst part is that the only countries making colorful historical films and shows are in East Asia.
>>217796243>I don't worship a corporation, I worship the lord viceroy of a corporation
>>2177963080 arguments. 100% retarded shaming tactics like the woman minded eunuchs you and your ilk are.
>Sir Chud the Brave and PiousRides on horseback, slays enemy moors, his wife is loyal to him because she's confined to a monastery during his absence.>Knave Jak the Foolish ChurlPedestrian commoner, lets hebrews steal everything with usury, his daughter is an adulteress in league with the devil
>>217796366>leftist retard doesnt know the difference between a physical person and a jurisdictional person typical
>>217795539>How do you make accurate medieval kino? Is there even any?The top one. You can't go wrong with a little color (not diversity)
>>217796378> his wife is loyal to him because she's confined to a monastery during his absence.lmao, retards are falling for 1700s enlightment propaganda to this fucking day.
>>217795727Sounds like a lovely spring.
>>217795539literally no one ever said the stuff in the top panel
>>217795539black death was pretty solid, needed more combat and the ending was depressing but vengeful
>>217795697>it's in the middle between good and badno thanks bring colors back
>>217795539Kingdom come deliverance was until 2 where they shoehorned in Jews as muh victim AGAIN
>>217795661>>217795661and then slow motion eating of poo
>>217796411https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimena_D%C3%ADaz
>>217796175qed
>>217795739that was retarded of him
>>217795727If you can't comprehend this then you are retarded. Also this is a work if literature and thus much more flowery and artful than common speech. You can find transcripts of court proceedings from the 16th century and they honestly don't sound that different from non nigger people today.
>>217796361ethnically homogenuous = you have my attention
>>217796479Like you'd be able to tell with ching chong changs lmao
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>>217796454Wow, one whore now characterizes a 1000 year period. Brilliant, basedface.
I want action thriller movies to make a comeback and to be medieval themed. Imagine a crack mercenary squad of a german landsknecht, a french arquebuisier, a spanish pikeman, a welsh longbowman and an italian papist have to sea drop in america where they start looting and fucking up natives in order to save jesuit missionaries (who it turns out were already dead), and everything goes to shit when they come under attack of an ageless, immortal swedish viking who hunts them for sport...It'll be called The Berzerker
>>217795557Theres a huge vibe shift between the early middle ages and the middle/late middle ages, which media refuses to acknowledge and lazily sticks parts of the early renaissance in with “middle ages” so it becomes an incoherent mash up and also boring. It would be like someone 500 years from now making a tv set during 2020 but people wear clothing fashion from the 1800s and talk like from the 1920s, but everyones got self driving cars (that are 1980s designs) and uses smartphones for everything.
>>217796361>The worst part is that the only countries making colorful historical films and shows are in East Asia.Their countries haven't be infected by the Usual Suspects.
>>217796383>yeah I worship Elon, but only physically!!chuds really think this is a W...
>>217797009>chud chud chudNo wonder why you lost the elections and your culture war
>>217796126I think that’s proles in general. Apparently a lot of Republicans go “what about Bill Clinton” when leftists bring up Trump in the Epstein files.
>>217796212Generalization.
>>217796308>corporations are people my friendMitt pls.
>>217796476700 year old hands typed this post.>16th century>medieval 14th century education everyone.
>>217797009you faggets literally only have 1 insult to throw. Pathetic
>>217797191and it perfectly hits its target every time
>>217795643In the Middle Ages you’d probably hate other European people more than whatever random brown/black people might be wandering through town. Wars were a constant thing back then.
>>217795557A lot of the aesthetics I thought were cool as a kid seem ugly and gay to me now>medievalhicks with fucked up teeth ruled over by ugly freaks, some guy says get over here take this halberd and march for five days with these other blokes, so you do and on day five when you get to the battlefield you die instantly. Gay. >victoriangross cobwebby overwrought tacky ugly decor, starched collars that probably turned yellow on the inner surface from contact with your skin>18th century>powdered wigs, fake beauty spots, white face painthuman beings are just anti-kino. Maybe in the future some kino aesthetics will emerge. I mean the 90s looked cool, maybe more of that.
>>217797226There weren't a lot of wars in the Middle Ages compared to the modern world, but a lot of small-scale local feuds between nobles. Large, organized wars required huge resources that rulers usually couldn’t afford, pus they didn't have standing armies but had to raise forces temporarily because the troops had their own farms to return to, which limited how long campaigns could last.
>>217797236>hicks with fucked up teethThey had much better teeth than people living today. It's because their diet was low in sugar.
>>217795539No one has ever said the top thing
Chuds are basically like medieval peasants. They’ll tell you the world is flat, vaccines are wizard curses, and wealthy elites are benevolent kings who totally have their best interests at heart.
>>217795557There's just no way to really do it that is enjoyable. Catherine Called Birdie is a perfect extreme on the opposite "trope defying" end. You can say Lena the Hutt is a mediocre director you can say that the equally dumb trope of "the only white liberal living in the past" was heavy in the movie, but it was exactly what people say they want "a relatable story about normal people living long ago" but the problem is disbelief can only be suspended so much and at the end you just look at it and feel like it's dumb. On the other end, if you try to make someone good by 12th century standards they're completely alien to modern audiences because how are you supposed to understand people who think that sickness is caused by some local single women doing pagan rituals and an ominous shadow that cast itself on a farm outside of town
>>217795539Meanwhile... 11/10 kino
>>217797226>you know wars existed, so you’d probably be happier in desegregated areasKys jew.
>>217797236Because as a kid you couldn’t see through idealized portrayals of these eras. Gone With the Wind doesn’t show the girls shitting with dresses still on though their crotchless panties in a bucket upstairs.
>>217797308Braces weren’t invented until the early 1900s. Their teeth were trash.
>>217797487>Gone With the Wind doesn’t show the girls shitting with dresses still on though their crotchless panties in a bucket upstairs.Hot
>>217797476He didn’t say that.
>>217797356>how are you supposed to understand people who think that sickness is caused by some local single women doing pagan ritualsBy self reflecting that modern day people believe that men can become women and believe that all characteristics of the human condition are immutable and therefore must be tolerated.
>>217797549>believe that all characteristics of the human condition are immutable and therefore must be toleratedNo leftie believes anything even close to that
>>217796055Because the medieval period was a roughly 1000 year stretch of time. The Black Death sucked because it was a continent-spanning plague with a very high mortality rate. Now if you were in the high middle ages (started 1100-ish and ended when the plague hit), it was a different story. The high medieval is specifically called that because it was a time of significant cultural and scientific advancement with a pretty good standard of living for a pre-modern society.
>He didn’t say that
>>217797608*Engineering advancement, not scientific. The early and middle medieval periods weren’t much for science but they were great for engineering. Curious what you mean by cultural. Cultural, there were great churches (engineering again) and the invention of polyphony? What else?
>>217797737>invention of polyphonyIts crazy that white people used to be too dumb to realize that you can have more than one melody at a time lmao
>>217797770All people were. Whites were the first to emerge from that ignorance.
>>217795539They could just stop using grey filters on everything
>>217797782No, all other people had it since the dawn of timehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traditional_sub-Saharan_African_harmony
>>217797236— A 4cuck user>I love the gay season of Eastertide, which brings forth flowers and leaves. I love to hear the brave sound of the birds, making their song ring through the thickets.>I love to see tents and pavilions set up in the meadows, and I am overjoyed when I see knights and horses, all in armor, thrown up on the field.>I love it when the chargers throw everything and everybody into confusion, and I enjoy seeing strong castles besieged, bastions broken down and shattered, and the army all surrounded by ditches protected by palisades of stout tree trunks jammed together.>I love just as much to see a lord when he is the first to advance on horseback, armed and fearless, thus encouraging his men to valiant service.>Then, when the fray has begun, each must be ready to follow him willingly, because no one is held in esteem until he has given and received blows.>We shall see clubs and swords, gaily colored helmets, and shields shattered and spoiled at the beginning of the battle, and many vassals altogether receiving great blows, by reason of which many horses will wander riderless, belonging to the killed and wounded.>Once he has started fighting, no noble knight thinks of anything but breaking heads and arms; better a dead man than a live one who is useless.>I tell you, neither in eating, drinking, nor sleeping do I find what I feel when I hear the shout “At them!” from both sides, and the neighing of riderless horses in the confusion, or the call “Help! Help!” or when I see great and small together fall on the grass of the ditches, or when I spy dead men who still have pennant lances in their ribs.>Barons, you should rather forfeit castles, towns, and cities than give up any of you going to war.— A knight
>>217796144>/tv/ retards constantly forget about Laurence Olivier's Shakespeare kinosTale as old as time
>>217797827Please tell me you can tell the difference between harmony and polyphony. I need to make sure I’m not talking to a retard.
>>217798076They are two expressions of the same underlying phenomenon: multiple pitches sounding together over time.
>>217796126I can't count how many times I've been hit with "no u" by chuds. If I call them out for complaining that a movie has to few white people, I'll just get ">noooo, this movie has too few black people" in return. And they don't even realize that when they use the exact same argument as a gotcha, they're basically admitting it's stupid in the first place.
>>217795539You can find a middle ground like Ivanhoe.
>>217797206>perfectly hits its target>we literally love it and made the chud into a chad symbolretard
>>217797342have you took your 10000th clotshot today? btw who opened the reddit shit floodgates?
>>217795702nice try but chvds don't like satanists
>>217798440Can someone be more of a cringe millenial than this mfer?
>>217796662Why not? Its a decent movie.
>>217796126>>217798156>no u>actually no u>heh you just no u'd which means its u>no its uThe absolute state of discourse in trump's america
>>217796637>It would be like someone 500 years from now making a tv set during 2020 but people wear clothing fashion from the 1800s and talk like from the 1920s, but everyones got self driving cars (that are 1980s designs) and uses smartphones for everything.Sounds kino
>>217795539There isn'tI remember /tv/ complaining about all the color in ROP
>>217798503I mean, it's fucking rich to complain about others saying "no u" on a board where people say it all the time.
>>217798559I don’t remember that, but I do remember them complaining about how new and unused everything looked.
>>217798559FUCK elves. There, I said it.
>>217795557This feels like pasta or perhaps and ai prompt
>>217796055The 14th century was no fun but that's hardly the entire Medieval period.
>>217798559>I remember /tv/ complaining about all the color in ROPPost archive links
>>217797342Nobody in the Middle Ages thought the world was flat.
>>217798076No you're talking with a nigger
>>217798503Niggers are like parodies of humans
>>217795539No niggers
>>217798559>all the color in ROPWhere is it? I don't see any in your picrel
>>217796637we do this for any fiction that goes beyond a few hundred years into the past, only historyfags are affected by the distortion. I remember watching Rome in my dorm and some history major kept droning on about inaccuracies.
>>217798330sure you do, chuddie
>>217799039if you were an isolated medieval shepherd with little education or travelling experience, why wouldn't you think the world is flat, if you ever think of such things at all.
>>217799435>>217798830He meant "coloureds".
>>217797859the guy you're quoting was basically a 12th century propagandist, it'd be like finding the writings of Roger Stone and thinking he speaks for the average citizen. Good writing though.
>>217795557>and they always make everyone degenerate and evilthat's not the fault of the middle ages. that's the fault of degenerate evil moviemakers>>217797236>aesthetics I thought were cool as a kid seem ugly and gay to me now>I mean the 90s looked cool, maybe more of that.are you literally retarded?>>217797500they didn't need braces. that's the point
>>217796637It's not really like that because cultural and technological changes from the 1800s to now were much larger and affected the average person far more. Your life as a village peasant would barely change across all three periods except for maybe an increase in wealth and occasional access to new goods.
>>217799435it was very colorful compared to something like GoT
>>217797236All aesthetics have ugliness. Aesthetic appreciation is being able to incorporate the ugliness into a symbolic regime where it becomes beautiful and meaningful. Think of the average urbanite praising graffiti or how the dusty, dirty streets of an Arab city become attractive to a war monger raised on images of the Iraq war.
>>217795539>>217796491What did OP mean by this?
>>217798440>>217795739Chuddies have no conviction other than making leftists angry so they're gonna defend him online even if they hate him.Actual literal Elon supporters these days are only Indians and assorted third worlders into crypto.
>217799469>he thinks that spamming the same limpdicked “insult” like a retarded primary school girl is having any effect
>217800005> Chuddies have no conviction other than making leftists angry so they're gonna defend him online even if they hate him.This is what you sodomite faggets get for trying to ruin games and shit that had nothing to do with politics. Now youre being put down like dogs by ICE chads and we are laughing at you.
>>217795539Americans are obsessed with mediaeval England and yet know nothing about it, so Hollywood churns out slop like Robin Hood once every 20 years
>>217799435>>217799940btfo
>>217795727I’m maken melodye al over yer fas bich
>>217795539Are you commies mad because your Enlightenment era propaganda got found out?
>>217795539I've never heard a chud say the thing at the top. t. chud.
>>217795539reminder that the grey and brown colorgrading in ancient history films was invented by ridley
>>217802877grim
>>217795727Reminds me of this comfy poem I love
>>217796491The jewish merchant is accurate thoughever
>>217796126Libshits cannot meme. This has been an observable trait for a decade now and they are so rabid at this point they alternate between calling people they don't like trannies or chuds just so they can be in the right. Play a game of TF2 in current year and there's a guarantee there's a troon with their troon voice being a vocal shitter and the second you call them out they rage at you. My favorite is to give them conflicting info.>Yeah I like Nick Fuentes but I also like Vaush. Breaks their fucking minds. The only thing that can be done is let them get themselves shot and pray there is a silent majority that is as exhausted of them as we are.
>>217803376I swear you people object more to some mythical liberal or leftist character type than any actual liberal or leftist ideas.
>>217795727Bars
>>217803396Except I gave an example of real life libshits you can observe?>Good wasn't a real example.>Pretti wasn't a real example.>The entirety of 2020 doesn't have lists of retarded liberals doing retarded liberal things.>inb4 NUH UH DIDN'T HAPPEN/DOESN'T COUNT!Are you triple vaxxed, cunt?
>>217795674Got em
>>217800379It is having an effect. You are crying and seething about it.
>>217795539Muh medieval vibrant colors chuds can't stop yapping about were nowhere near the super-saturated colors in the fabrics they usually use in productions or every time some retard makes an edit or ai slop of how it should look according to him, same with those retarded painted ancient greek statues with super bright modern acrylic colors
>>217795539>literally the only options are sparkling new costumes that have never been worn or filthy and grey ahistorhistoical miseryNot a single one of these discord tourist chud "memes" has ever argued in good faith.
>>217798485>millennialhe's 54 years old you braindead faggot
>>217795539We have to de industrialize germany according to the morgenthau plan and turn them into a medieval puppet state to use for filming revisionist historical movies.
>>217803396This projection is always so funny. Did you know that it has been demonstrated in studies that leftists can describe the beliefs of their political opponents the worst? YOU are the ones arguing against some bizarre strawmen you made up about your opponents.
>>217795702I look like this and say these things.
>>217803882No, chuds just lie about their beliefs when confronted about them because on some level they realize how shameful and evil their beliefs are
>>217796144I wish we could bring back technicolor
>ANOTHER thread full of trannies impotently raging over """chuds""" and Trump/Musk/whoever the boogeyman du jour is*yawn*
being a directionbrained shitflinging shill after the reveal that the elite are indeed fucked up cunts that control every side is beyond pathetic
>>217798985The 14th century was pretty fun with the upheaval of society and all the wacky heresies because everyone thought the world was ending. Sure, living through it would suck, but reading about it is kino.
>>217797236>the 90s looked coolThe 90s looked awful, the fuck are you on about?
>>217795539Use vibrant colours and then fray the edges a bit? How the fuck is this a dilemma, it's like day one costuming shit.
>>217795539Troons really sit around imagining chuds having these imaginary complaints and then make shitty shops to post hereGETALIFEOh wait, you cut your chance for one off
>>217805019I don't even know if this is trolling or someone being serious. Name me 5 instances of Chuds who go back on there stances. There's been like several arrests from here by people who stuck to their guns until the end. Trannies
>>217795539I prefer greykino over colorslop
>>217805019 That's rich coming from the crowd that rewrites their entire worldview every news cycle. The only consistent belief you people have is that you're always right, even when directly contradicting yourself a week later.
You don't make an accurate medieval movie. You make it FUN. As long as you capture the overall vibe, you're good. Knight's Tale is good example
>>217806572>>217805019>no u>no its u>me? its actually u>it's not me but uIs there a point to these "discussions"?
>>217806527>I prefer greykino over colorslop
>>217795539Something can be old and colorful
>>217795749>>217795778So he's your ex-bf? We never gave a shit about him.
>>217795539yo what if you mixed the two pictures into some kind of accurate blend and put hot women with big tits pressed up with corsets.
>>217797226>black/brown people wandering through town>in the middle agesNigga wat? The only place you would ever see foreigners regularly, never mind Middle Eastern or African (even rarer), would be city markers and ports. If we’re talking about Western Europe. The vast majority of people never would have seen a “brown” person in their lives.
>>217795557I read a book on life in the middle ages. IT said every day they would beat their bed to kill the bugs. They never got them all.
>>217797226>more than whatever random brown/black people might be wandering through townnobody ever saw those in europe in middle ages
>>217795539the whole "the middle ages was actually bright and happy and fun and utopian" is like the Christian version of neopaganism. it's cringe revisionism that ignores basic logic and actual in-period discussions on everyday life. Did you know that northern Europeans at the time believed that bathing "washed away God's grace" and so would go months without doing it? It was the norm to dump chamber pots out of windows, literal countless contemporary reports on the middle ages being an era of stink and death. the cultural conception of the Dark Ages didn't just spring from the fucking aether, it was the consequence of generational trauma being imprinted on European culture for over a thousand years. People don't just forget that shit, and I'm tired of people trying to psyop me into believing all of western society collectively decided to make that shit up for a laugh. fuck off, the middle ages sucked, that's why we fought and scraped to stop living like that.
>>217803659painted Greek statues is a psyop, I am sure of it. >uhm actually these pinnacles of art used to look like retarded clowns! the Greeks ackshually were tasteless retards, unlike us in the modern world. everything old is terrible! take THAT ;P
Why don't we all stop arguing and recommend books? Read the calixtine codex. First tourist guide (considered so in our time) for pilgrims going to Santiago de Compostela
>>217795557>Give me another pornslop Roman TV showthis
>>217806572>The only consistent belief you people have is that you're always right, even when directly contradicting yourself a week later.Well, that and "Fuck White people/Men/Christians/America/etc.". They're at least pretty consistent with that one, too.
>>217810187>pop history strawmankek
>>217797510Yes he did
>>217811796>no, don't read actual literature written in that era or use your brain to think logically, listen to my revisionist bullshit cooked up by a sociology professor with an agenda
>>217796361>historically accurate>women and men wear present day make-up>blue dyes in East Asia before whitey arrives>everyone is clean according to European standards
>>217810187>the cultural conception of the Dark Ages didn't just spring from the fucking aether, it was the consequence of generational trauma being imprinted on European culture for over a thousand yearsNo, it was invented and propagated by protestants and atheists during "the Enlightenment" period in order to vilify the Catholic Church. Just like 95% of the myths about the Inquisition.
>>217810187>the cultural conception of the Dark Ages didn't just spring from the fucking aether,Petrarch made it up.
>>217810187It's not fair to complain about this if you don't also mention the far more widespread and pernicious revisionist myths that attempt to depict the middle ages as full of misery and woe.At the very least, this optimistic take on the middle ages allows for a conversation where we ponder the strengths of the period over our own. The reflexive condemnation has always been a deeply political move to sure up support for our own liberal capitalist 'enlightened' society. >is like the Christian version of neopaganismThere are leftist atheists who have also argued for a more open-minded engagement with the middle ages and renaissance.
>>217811868You don't use your brain, mongrelwood and soil was still brownleaves and grass was still greenwater and sky were still blueadornments and all stuff still were colorfuldays were brightpeople always had all the normal spectrum of emotionscome again with your dogshit revisionism about how it was gray, dimlight, and people were sad for centuries
>>217799763It's due to culture being fucked up by lies. The Middle Ages were in reality an amazing time for progress but the modern establishment doesn't want people to think that a period ruled by Christianity actually brought in far more revolution than the "Enlightenment" so we got the dumb bullshit lie of the "Dark Ages" where the heckin' evilerino inquisition would go around murdering people for no reason and everyone was a retard for no reason.
>>217795539Henry V (1944) it's based on the Shakespeare play, so it's more fiction than history. but the aesthetic captures that medieval colour really well. Feels like a Pre-Raphaelite painting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BLBQIwZ_h4
>>217795539just play kingdom come deliverance
>>217812148Feel free to go live in Africa where everyone is either a Christian or Muslim. It even has the same living standards as the Middle Ages. The West has moved on and is sending people to the stars.
>>217812198>Africa where everyone is either a Christian or MuslimAfrica didn't achieve anything when they were pagan either. This is a matter of culture more than religion; African culture simply does not allow for any scientific innovation.>It even has the same living standards as the Middle AgesWrong. You clearly have no idea what the living standards in the Middle Ages were like. Living standards in Africa range from at best modern third world to possibly prehistoric at times.>The West has moved on and is sending people to the starsUpon achievements developed by Christianity from its conception to the modern day. A large chunk of the people behind the Space Race were Christians btw. Guess what side didn't reach the Moon? The USSR, known for banning any religion and execution millions of innocent Christians while imposing their secularist ideals. That certainly didn't help them do anything beyond fail at being a basic government.
>>217812198>It even has the same living standards as the Middle Ages.Not really, no.>The West has moved on and is sending people to the stars.Can't wait to wage slave on Proxima Centauri.
>>217812198>sophism
>>217812272Don't knock it till you've tried it, it's a lot of fun.
>>217812272>>217812255>>217812243I didn't read any of this. Why are you making so many excuses? Just go to Africa. They'd love to have you there.
>>217812361Africa is coming to me.
>>217812361Could an African have written The City of God?
>>217812243They were the first to sent a human into space. Religion has nothing to do with it. Certainly not in 20th century.
>>217812475It's amazing what you can accomplish when you don't care how many cosmonauts you kill.All in the name if progress amiright?
>>217812460>can a nafri sex addict write a lazy ideological screed as his country is falling apart?yeah
>>217795539>How do you make accurate medieval kino?Let Europeans or Turks do it.
>>217798440>nice try but chvds don't like satanistsalt-right movement and /pol/ literally were created by picrelated
>>217803273why is a jew allowed in the town?why isn't he wearing his gold star to identify him?
>fantasy books/movies talk about giant crazy castles>most were one or two towers, a wall and a courtyardyeah, I prefer the realist medieval castles.
kill all niggersthere you go, you got what you wanted directionbrained shitskin shill, golem of the elite
>>217810187Did you know that most of those things got way worse during the early modern era? In fact most Northern Europeans weren't even Christian during the bulk of the Middle Ages.>it was the consequence of generational trauma being imprinted on European culture for over a thousand yearsNevermind, you're just a retard.
>>217812799So true. Nativism didn't exist before Christopher Poole conspired with a Mossad asset to create a digital honeypot.
>>217798569>on a board where people say it all the time"People" only do it here when it's retarded reddit and discord raiders like you. You should try going back.
>>217812847>NativismBut you are tribalist, not nativist.
>>217812361>I can't read!lol
>>217812910Define nativism and tribalism in your own words
>>217800005>Chuddies have no conviction other than making leftists angry
>>217812947Tribalism, invasive stance disregarding to any previously existing status quos.Nativism, staying your ground.
>>217812952Remind us who fellates Israel just because Lefts protesting against it?
>>217813002Like clockwork
For Americans High Middle Ages are dark ages and Early Middle Ages basically don't exist.
>>217812829engage with me. Talk to me. Im alone.
>>217813023Christian Zionism is born from wacko American protestant theology, not contrarianism.
>>217813030>still no argument
>>217813045Okay, but how exactly it's related to bunch of urban hedonists?
>>217813060Nta but >Nativism is a political and social ideology that prioritizes the interests of native-born or long-established residents over immigrants, often manifesting as intense opposition to foreign influence. Driven by economic anxiety, cultural protectionism, and fear of change, it characteristically promotes restrictive immigration policies, xenophobia, and racism. You're being delibrately disingenuous, as usual.
>>217813078>>Nativism is a political and social ideology that prioritizes the interests of native-born or long-established residents over immigrantsSo election tourists who were fostered by Epstein, Bezos, Thiel etc cannot claim they've been nativists of 4chan.
>>217813119>pretend to be retarded>get proven wrong>change the subject Tried and true formula for progressive discourse
>>217813160>>change the subjectExcuse me but where?
>>217813023I'm almost entirely certain that leftists wouldn't give a shit about ICE if it weren't for the fact that they're being commanded by Drumpf.
>>217813204Didn't you said the very same thing about leftists and jewish billionaires?
>>217795670>Good looking people didn't exist during the middle ages
>>217812876>Every post that disagrees with me must be a raid from reddit or discord
>>217813204Just like chuds wouldn't defend ICE agents executing citizens in the streets if it weren't for the fact that they're being commanded by Drumpf.
>>217810263Have you considered they might have been painted, just differently from that one shitty recreation you saw in some outrage post?
>>217812799/pol/ is also why he got caught
>>217813640is this the new cope?
>>217813286>>217813436>>217813542>>217813679Raid or just one desperate schizophrenic leftist? You decide.
>>217813542Terry would've been smart enough not to run over or jump an armed ice agent, lmao. Not the gotcha you think it is.
>>217813286>Didn't you saidLmaoAlso you're literally what >>217796126 described.
>ctrl+f "chud" >34 resultsLiterally mindbroken.
>>217808632Wrong, Romani people (AKA Gypsies) were in Europe in the Middle Ages and they are brown. In fact, they're Jeets.
Style and fun is more important than accuracy. Medieval life probably was drab and grey but I don't want to watch a movie like that.
>>217813286Yes because they were complaining about whites being over-priviliged. Also it's really funny how leftists keep calling rightists nazi fascists when in reality rightists became mega zionists.
>>217813542Why does disliking Spics mean you love feds? Also what does this have to do with the thread?
>>217812952That's a weird point to get offended on when half of your side admits it out loud. Hell, the groypers are out there defending Epstein in a show of endgame contrarianism.
>>217812876>It's nebulous discords and subbreddits trust me>Not the notorious spreading plague of a board 2 clicks to the side
>>217813912Zionism is pretty close to fascism, especially now when dying babyboomers wants to take everyone to hell with them.
>>217813829>Also you're literally what >>217796126 described.Nope, because it wasn't as much "no u" argument as much as pointing out that unlike left-populists right-populists completely failed to establish their own ethos and decided to become a pawns of techbros.
>>217813878Except the real middle ages had more style and fun than anything you will see in movies
>>217798156>call them out for complaining that a movie has to few white people>NOOOOO HECKIN' CHUDDERINO YOU NEED TO ACCEPT THAT WHITES NO LONGER MATTER, ALL YOUR FILMS HAVE NIGGERS NOW, DEAL WITH IT
>>217813912That's totally consistent. Rightists are envious of Jews.
>>217814336>>NOOOOO HECKIN' CHUDDERINO YOU NEED TO ACCEPT THAT WHITES NO LONGER MATTER, ALL YOUR FILMS HAVE NIGGERS NOW, DEAL WITH IT>YOUR FILMS>YOURHow many movies have you made? Didn't you had Mel Gibson with Elon Musk money to make TRVE FILMS? Why you always need someone to create things for you?
>>217814336>all caps seething
>>217814386>oy vey you haven't made a movie so you have no right to complain about moviesFucking retarded. "You haven't cooked the food so you can't complain if a restaurant gives you literal dogshit and asks you for a hundred bucks". Why are all of your arguments so shit>muh Mel GibsonI like some of his movies fine. Doesn't change the fact that saying you can't complain about stuff you buy to experience because you haven't made it is incredibly idiotic.
>>217814253Uh. Anon. “Techbros” invented the current right/left during occupy.
>>217806649Knight's Tale opens up with peasants fucking singing Queen's Will Will Rock You (and it has le empowered female blacksmith, which incidentally is probably the one job you can say for sure that no woman ever did), and is completely unapologetic about its other modernist anachronisms, and it still feels more authentic than nearly all the medievalslop that's come after it.
>>217796094>>217796107He's a hero.
>>217814386>Why you always need someone to create things for you?Same reason those filmmakers need others to give them billions of dollars to make their movies. Only based filmmakers are self-published ones. Like Markiplier, Stuckmann, and RLM.
>>217814253Retard, you do realise that "techbros" pander to reddit leftists as well, like how Musk used to in the past, right?
>>217796157Strawman
>>217795539medieval europoors were illiterate shit eating peasants who rarely washed. they dumped their trash, rubbish and feces on streets until the black plague absolutely forced some kind of authority to step in and prohibit dumping waste in cities. London's Thames river was famously squalid and loaded with feces and rubbish and smelled like shit until the late modern era. Paris' fecal smell, in the late 18th century, was known to literally make country nobles unaccustomed to it pass out as they approached the outskirts. There were tanners that burned shit in most cities. In Paris most of them were based around Les Invalides, one of the most prestigious parts of the city, near the massive palace built there. This is all just related to the abhorrently bad hygiene and squalor in pre-modern cities, don't get me started on the absolute barbarism they regularly engaged in like breaking people on wheels and flaying them alive in the streets, which modern conservacucks, along with the hygiene thing, are trying to whitewash and make it sound like everything was beautiful and cheery and medieval european peasants weren't borderline brain damaged by today's standards and tested Witches by fucking drowning them in rivers.
>>217813436>>217814141Put me in the screenshot for r/4chan
>>217813679You must be a nufag because you clearly forgot polfags being the main drive of using epstein as a big push to not pick clinton because they were exposing him. Post election is when normies came here in en masse, who eventually moved to that even more obvious honeypot Qanon site. /pol/ is and was shit but they did get the world to focus epstein.
>Nobody on 4chan can have a different opinion than me>It must be coordinated "raids" from reddit and discordChud conspiracy theories are wild.
>>217798559Mortal man, watch out for the long ears!
>>217815765Elves owe me sex. Especially brown ones.
>>217815048>late 18th centuryThat's not medieval, also that's four centuries after the Black Death.
>>217795539both valid criticisms. I think game of thrones and lotr (while fantasy) have medieval looks that are both colorful as well as immersive.
