>Where did you train? ON A FARM?!
How does Zod know what a farm is
>>217796691how do they grow their food in Kryptopn then?
>>217796760on bligshglopes
>>217796691The film says Kyrpton’s society lasted for 100,000 years; so I’m sure they did farming (and possibly continued to do so right before destruction) if they made it that farThey sentenced Zod to imprisonment with a fucking trial while their world was being blown tf up so they were pretty autistic about shit too. I wouldn’t be surprised if some kryptonian redneck was harvesting crops while the world got atomized and just shrugged before being vaporized to space dust
>>217796691why wouldn't he know what a farm is?
>>217796323WHEA IS YOU FAHRM
>>217796838Did he take English classes?
>>217796850What is this kid doing nowadays? I bet he was the most popular kid in 5th grade after he got done acting
It was such bullshit how Zod was able to control his senses and fly within 30 seconds while being on earth while it took Superman yearsSnyder is a HACK
>>217797133>why is a professional soldier better trained than a farmer wtf?
>>217797133Isnt zodd the top military leader of krypton and also way older than Kal?
>>217797162>>217797164Doesn't explain jack shit, keep grasping at them straws though
>>217797196He’s more experienced, and is the top warrior of a race of super peopleAre you dumb? You should’ve just kept quiet instead of insisting you didn’t think your question through
>>217797196>given explanation>noooo that doesn't explain anything!retard
>>217797246He's also a genetically crippled eunuch like the rest of them. Superman is the only one with a full set of DNA and a working dick.
>>217797162>>217797164Why did he get beat up by that dork Joe-El?
>>217797390Cause Jor-El grew up in the US of A baby
>>217797375How did Superman’s dad manage to have sex then
>>217796884He became a successful lead farmer
>>217796814That’s a great mental image.
>>217797390Jor-El also trained on a farm.
>>217797133chad trained by sensei vs virgin trained by farmer
>>217797442Kek
Zod won. His death killed the entire franchise
>highly trained soilder gets his ass kicked by guy whos never trained in his life ??
The secret to all of this is carried in something kryptohotty Faora says:>You are weak, son of El. Unsure of yourself.Kryptonian strength isn’t purely physical. Their will, confidence, and drive is a factor. When Zod confronts Jor-El, he is conflicted. He’s confronting a man he considers a friend and going against his own “programming.” He’s conflicted because he’s trying to destroy the system and the society that created him while preserving it at the same time. His entire rebellion is half-hearted. Jor’s isn’t. He’s rejected Kryptonian society completely and utterly committed to his purpose. Later when Zod faces Clark, Clark has vastly more potential than Zod - a fully uninhibited genome and a lifetime in Earth’s environment, but Zod is in full rage mode and with a clear purpose - to die a warrior’s death or destroy humanity in the attempt.
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS?
>>217797754Holy moley copey headcanon!
>>217797595He wasn’t highly trained in the use of earth’s atmosphere powers. Think in terms of a kung fu master from earth fighting a moon native.
>>217796760an energy beam flows through the corndex creating endless ears of genetically perfect corn in large vat
