What are his movies even about? Help a zoomer out I can't make sense of this
>>217797370you unironically won't get it
>>217797370The early ones are about funny. Start with those.
yidboy gets the blonde shiksa through self effacing humor. OR he just steals a classic story like in Blue Jasmine which is just Streetcar.
>>217797466Plis exblain x/
>>217797370When he was starring in his own movies, a lot of them are about a nerdy neurotic Jew landing hot goy pussy that is out of his league even with money. When he became a director, his movies are about a good looking socialite who is unhappy with his hot wife.
>>217797370He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation.
>>217797637How does that work?
>>217797671He feels guilty that he's so much better than everyone else.
Match Point is the only Woody Allen film I've ever seen but it was fucking kino. What should I watch next?
>>217797598They're really not that much different. The characters he played were also unhappy with their women and the men of his later movies had his same exact neurosis.
>>217797918For modern Woody, Midnight in Paris is fantastic. Capra-esque and a succinct criticism on nostalgia. For vintage Woody, Annie Hall is mandatory. Outside of those, it's a lot of the same neurotic notes in different settings. Match Point is actually unlike most of his films. Although I thought it was good.
>>217797918can't remember the name but the one from 2010s with jaouaiuquin pheonix n emma stone u will really like if u liked match point
>>217798062oh my dear lord jesus… you rec’ that instead of https://youtu.be/EfT-5v5YIt4match point’s very underrated sister film.
>>217797370for me it's Zelig and Radio Days
>>217797370He's a smart neurotic who has relationship problems with women. Wannabe Bergman to relationships as chess games, like Hong Sangsoo without the dopey Scandi aspiration.
On Walken's rec, I agree Broadway Danny Rose is perfect. Everything else can take or leave.
>>217797918>>217798005yes, midnight in paris and matchpoint are probably his best, didnt watch the older ones though
>>217798340Hong is more like Rohmer
>>217797918Vicky Christina BarcelonaPurple Rose of CairoBroadway Danny Rose
>>217798785Midnight in Paris is also good too, but the other anons already covered that one.
>>217797370They are about being an upper middle class new york pedofile jew who hates himself but not so much that he gives up and rots/kills himself
>>217797370I haven't seen a single woody allen flick cause I find his face too jewish
>>217798733In style, but how narcissistic men can't get out of the problems they make for themselves he's like Allen
>>217797370Jewish Self-insert does cocaine and has sex with hot women.That is literally it.
>>217797370they're all about fucking kids in a caribean island
zoomer here, these are the only Woodykinos worth watching
>>217797918Mighty AphroditeSmall time crooksAnything else?Blue Jasmine
Yeah there’s already too many kike-coded movies out there, I don’t need to watch ones that are brazenly and unapologetically jewy.
His korean wife is funnier than him
>That time when Woody was put on the spot and called out by a teenage StacyHilarious https://youtu.be/X2VCbxVVDQk?si=2PQ8YrgiV3frF76O
Take the Money and Run is his funniest movie, it's like an old Simpsons episode.
they're character studies on his self inserts and are designed to appeal only to pretentious, self indulgent, self hating faggots like Woody (and myself)
>>217797370Jews winning at life.
>>217797370they're about a self-insert having sex with young women
>>217802098>>217802117This.
The only thing I've seen of him is his faggot little role in What's New Pussycat where he insists upon himself
>>217797370Jewish neuroticism.
>>217797370his wife is based
>>217797370jewish neuroticism
>>217797370Perverted ugly Jew boy gets the white girl. Same as every American comedy since 1967.
>>217797918Everything you ever wanted to know about sex - consider how attitudes towards sex have, and have not, changedLove and death - a satire on 19th century Russian literatureZelig - anticipates Forrest Gump
>>217797370Woody Allen is the original zoomer, we use to call them nerdy loser retards
>>217803465go to bed, unc
