>>217799933
They should have done an entire movie just following that snake until it got home.

>>217799933
He never said that.

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>>217799984
>It's real
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/9998391-harry-moved-in-front-of-the-tank-and-looked-intently

The books are 50% slapstick comedy

>>217799981
It was probably captured like 5 minutes later

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Harry Potter is trash for reddit npc plebs

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>snake was born in captivity
>only knows it is from Brazil due to the sign by its enclosure
>when Harry is speaking Parseltongue to it, the snake even gestures at the sign with its tail

The real magic of Harry Potter is a goddamn python learning to read English on its own through a desire to know himself and the world he was stolen from. Far out, man.

>>217799981
>They should have done an entire movie just following that snake until it got home
Reverse Pluribus

>>217800240
Without a passport it was given immediate asylum.

>>217800279
>snake was born in captivity
>only knows it is from Brazil
Isn't it from the zoo?

>>217799933
>Snake, they speak portuguese in Brazil, not spanish
>Caralho, preto.

>>217800334
Snakes are like birds, haven't you seen Jurassic Park?

>>217800334
It's ancestors are from Brazil

>>217800370
>Snake, you'll never make it. Snakes cannot possibly board a plane?
>Snake...
>SNAKE!

>>217800408
>a plane?

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>"Brazil, here I come... Muchos Graciasss, amigo.
>the snake said calmly

>>217799933
So Harry also spoke Spanish in Parseltongue? And they speak Portuguese in Brazil, but whatever.

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>>217800518
The Aztecs who would later become the Mexicans worshipped a serpent god ripped off from a world of warcraft raid, that's why snakes speak Spanish.

>>217799933
>Harry goes to Hogwarts with a samba snake instead of an owl
That would have been kinoer. But of course this is the dullest franchise we are talking about

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>>217799933
What a well-mannered reptile.

>>217799933
From there he's going to illegally enter the United States and seek refuge in a Democrat run sanctuary city

>>217800599
I think it was meant to be a dragon