FINALLY. PURE KINO IS ON THE MENU BOYS.
aaaand we'll get the most bizarre slop
>>217800614There better not be any niggers that arent playing alien races
>>217800614>Fabius Bile: A Warhammer 40k Story
>AmazonIt's over before it even began.
Cavill better have majority creative control on this or else he's going to get ass raped again like on The Witcher
>first season successful>bring in new writers with "correct" visions and ideas>second season plummets>cavill makes another superman movie
>>217800668Aren't the Salamanders black dudes?
I just hope he avoids space marine shit.
>>217800643>>217800724>>217800668>>217800704>>217800719>>217800675>newfags hoping to be a epic 4chan meme>>217800739actual anon
emperor of mankind is going to be a bantu, or possibly somali
>>217800614>guarding the loreHe wont be able to stop GW from including a frumpy black lesbian. He couldn't even guard the lore of his precious Witcher!
>>217800668>all of humanity is united under one banner>expecting everyone to be whiteWhy?
Box office poison
>>217800770its a mexican thing
>>217800752why do you retarded zoomers keep ruining my image board experience?fuck off
>>217800785you tell em, little brown boy! viva la california!
>>217800770>all of humanityYou said it yourself
>Emperor flashback sequences where he's black>Ultramarines are at the center of the show, but they're all portrayed as needing help all the time>they are helped by Salamanders, who are all black and have dreadlocks>all the chaos guys are white pasty creeps>a large chunk of the plot deals with a conspiracy with the high lords of Terra from the POV of Morvenn Vahl>she can't trust anyone, except a female Custodes who is on her side against all odds>the REAL plot is about how Erda prevented the Emperor from being super bad>there's a concurrent side plot that never really interjects with anything going in the main plot about a single mother trying to escape from one imperial planet to another and she's carrying a genestealer baby, but this baby is not evil, it is good and it is the future savior of humankind
Did you guys know that this Warhammer shit is just little plastic toys? It's not even books or anything.
There's no way in hell this will look good. Their only hope is making every scene dark as fuck to obfuscate the shitty costumes and cgi.
>>217800828Its almost as bad as tranime, but they act like its special because its muscular pretend play space soldiers
>>217800828did you think this is your highschool class room right now?
>>217800614Cavil is a homo actor only loved by other homos.
>>217800852>>217800866newfag stage - engagement bait
Didn't the confirmed female custodes already relegate this to dead on arrival?
>>217800797>from pretentious zoomer retard to politics injecting zogbotmutts aren't welcome outside of /pol/ son
>>217800913kek this brown kid is wilding out!
>>217800614That’s awesome if trueI hope he doesn’t fuck this up He will be a legend if he pulls this off
>>217800892That was for the wildly popular game that came out. Also it was a one and done thing.
>>217800931it will be good. dont let brownies trying to be the most epic angry kid on 4chan trick you. thats newfag shit to get tricked by angry brown kids on 4chan
Is Cavil 100% white? Am we completely sure he doesn’t have some Jewish heritage?
>>217800770>Humanity >Niggers Huh?
>>217800734Yes, black dudes. BLACK. Not afro-americans, not african dudes. CHARCOAL BLACK. With red within red eyes.
>>217800950>Am we completely
>fans can rest easyWhile the enemies of The Emperor still draw breath, there can be no peace.
>>217800958I want them all to look like LeBron James
>>217800958Vulkan played by Idris Elba.
>>217800934Sure sure
>>217800614Is there actually a more cringe actor than Cavill?>he's checking it twiceShut the fuck up. Come back when you actually have literally anything to show. Hundreds of projects are started and abandoned every day in hollywood. Cavill pretending to be an autist to grift chuds doesn't make him immune from that reality.
>>217801010>cringelawl i hope your instagram is no cap
>>217801001Imagine an orc going hand to hand with her, and then at one point he chokes her and she utters>…harderMaking the ork go like “wuhh?” And the spacemaam goes like “wuuuh?”
how many fucking people play this game that the lore matters even slightly?
>>217800958Enough with the Ultramarines!!
>>217800956>>217800803Black people exist.
>>217801040you can always go find another waifu thread, brown
>>217800958Here are those white people with black skin I was telling you about.
>>217801057>We wuz salamander and shieeetGay ass pathetic niggers
>>217801040pretty sure the lore is completely decoupled from the actual gameit's just so rich that people go autistic for itkinda like those guys that dive into tolkien even if it doesn't affect the actual story in any way
>this is what official loremasters at GW are producing these days>thinking they will somehow do the show justice
>>217801063no. i'm anxiously waiting for the movie about fat kids painting plastic
>>217800614Hope this time around he has that in writing...
>>217800770Before humans get on with slaughtering and genociding aliens 30-40k years into the future, you can be damn sure the most advanced and intelligent of our races has finished cleaning our own house
>>217801094Powerful
>>217801100im sure that joke kills during your tamale dinners. fucking kek
Amazon's other two main "nerd" shows/properties are ROPE and Fallout.Pic related is what they did with the LotR franchise and we just witnessed the total butchering of Fallout.So yeah, I'm sure they'll absolutely fuck up WH40K next.
>>217801168Fallout is fine though
I should write a Xitter post too claiming Cavill fucks trannies, maybe then /tv/ will realize
>>217801181There are blacks in it.
>>217801167what's the joke? fat cavill loved painting those things. very important part of the hobby he said
>>217801090>pretty sure the lore is completely decoupled from the actual gameIt isn't. Rulebooks are more lore than they are actual rules.
>>217801220more like ay carambe, pedro. fucking kek
>>217801168to be fair bottom is what british schools look like now
because Cavil is known for all his writing and showrunning experience, but he posted a video of him building a computer so i'm gonna basedpog all over
>>217801199modeling is gay in general but actors have to do it occasionally
>>217801203There are blacks in the games too
>>217800752That’s a redditor, not an anon
>>217801223how do evil hyperspace spirits affect how far you move your dolls or how much damage your grunt does?
>1 billion dollar budget
>>217800734They're black as in they look like they've been rolling around in coal dust. They're not sub-Saharan African black.I will only accept a nigger Salamander if it's Vulkan and he's the cheerful Caribbean version from TTS.
>>217800770>thinks there will be a prosperous space age possible with the demographics of south america
>>217801264this but unironically
>>217801264he’s white so automatically more competent than nepo kikes and their pet browns
>>217801286kek youre one of the faggots that try to appeal to brown teenage boys on 4chan.
>>217800614obviously none of this happened, some virgin dreamed it up, probably while jerking it. the incel fixation with Cavill is bizarre
>>217801199He has a long history of fucking hot women and he’s married now with kids. Just give it up.
wh 40k is cringe
>>217801345he was a fat nerdy kid who became a gigachad, of course he has a large audience who look up to him
>>217801345Cutting your dick off and wearing a dress is pretty bizarre.
>>217801360takes one to know one i guess. fucking kek but i know youre still unhealthy is fuck
>>217800820>they are helped by Salamanders, who are all black and have dreadlocksif they keep them blackface instead of actual black they will be multicultural like the asian one from tithes
>>217800614Does the new Warhammer show connect to the Event Horizon horror film?
>>217800614I hope he gets an Executive Producer credit. How the fuck do you not put him in charge of some aspect of the production of this movie?!
>>217800979 >>217800994>>217801049 >>217801067You zesty niggas don't know how strong is the seed of Vulkan. It breaks even the strongest chink genes.
>>217801355let the soi bois larp as romans
>>217801475we do let the mexicans on 4chan larp as white so you know...
>>217801057FOR NOW
>>217801168diversity is bad?
>>217801057Yeah and they were once in chains lmao
>>217801094I remember when I saw the guy on up center and couldn't believe they put Eddie Murphy in 40k.
>>217800820The Emperor is canonically more of a Turk than a negro.
>>217801352Should have been the new tomb raider.
>>217800828>It's not even books or anything.lollmao even
>>217801591she doesnt look like that anymore, retard. that photos probably 15 years old by now
>>217800614Do people not see the play here? If this shits popular Amazon can hostile takeover GW for less than the cost of 2 episodes of Rings of Power. This will be Darabont and TWD all over again. Cavill will be out before the first project finishes editing.
>>217800614Cringe bros, our day will come soon!
>>217800820delete this fucking post you're gonna give them ideas
>>217800614He read 40,000 scripts?
>>217801740Of course that's the play.>make WH40K show>make sure it's of course subtly or not so subtly woke because they absolutely have to make it palatable for "current day" considerations>since Amazon will push it as property it will be plastered on the home page for months>as a consequence everyone will check it out>it will have enough zany hijinks so normies will onboard>already an army of paid shills on standby to go "well you see in White Dwarf #32 they DID actually mention that..."Just look at what they did with Fallout and LotR. There's nothing to be gained here.75% of any given episode we'll be following some random woman around.
>>217800770Nobody likes seeing black people what don’t you get?
>>217800734You have several black guys in the Imperial Guard too.
>>21780160840k is a setting, not a story. Nothing is allowed to happen that may interfere with toy sales. The Emperor is never going to return, chaos is never going to be defeated, none of the primarchs with models are going to die, the necrons are never going to fully wake up, the hive fleets are never going to arrive, the orks are never going to unite under one warboss, the eldar are never going to matter again, etc, etc, etc, etc. 30k at least has a story. 40k is "nothing ever happens" personified
>>217800719he learned his lesson and left because it was so badwarhammer is his personal passionhe will do the raping with a bolter
>>217801304>40k>prosperousmate they process corpses into food
Who should play him?
hail cavill, lorekeeper, sniffer out of h*resy
>>217801264
>>217800770>humans 38,000 years into the future>any white people at all
>>217802237A lot of colonies got super isolated for thousands of years. Definitely enough time to reevolve pale skin.
>>217800614it will be shit. cavil cant save it. all western media is shit now because the people have been infected with woke terminal brain cancer
>>217800614Hoping it’s an interesting story and not just bolter porn. 40k has so much potential for storytelling when the astartes are taking the backseat. Inquisition show would be peak.>>217800668Fuck off tourist>>217801199Of course he fucks males he plays Custodes. By far the gayest faction, even after adding women. Second gayest is Dark Angels btw.
lore accurate
>>217802237>>217800770>browns reaching the starsNow that's funny
>it's literally a chatGPT AI slop article that's just making shit up>40k fans unanimously believe it tovbe true despite how fake it isare they retarded? or does logic go out the window when people hear something they want to hear?
>>217800734they are charcoal dudes, some of them have European features, but I even remember an Asian looking Salymander.To be fair, if they are from Terra, you can have a melting pot of early Legionaries. It's when they find the Primarchs in "their planets" is that the recruits start to look more homogeneous.
THE ADS TOLD ME THIS IS A BIG NERD WHO KNOWS ALL THE LORE AND I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IT EVEN THOUGH HE HAS NEVER SHOWN HIMSELF TO BE ONE
>>217801094>check fan wiki about fanmade new lore about Primarchs>half of them are African looking with African themed Legionscome on.
>>217800614I know shit about the lore but cool of something like that gets a proper adaptation
>>217800767Leaked photos from the costume designers
>>217800614LET SNYDER DIRECT FFS
>>217800979>t.
>>217802968But we want it to be good though.
>>217802968>direct cool!>writeffs no
>>217800614So it's trash
>>217800770Why would you want niggers in your fiction? Jesus fucking christ anon don't be a retard. All I want to see in my TV shows are Whites and Asians. I see enough brown subhumans in my day to day life I don't want to see then when I'm trying to relax and enjoy some kinomatography.
>>217800734They look like this, and they act like this
>>217800820>”NO ALIEN IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN PLANETS!”And then all the human women fucked the genestealers and had beautiful mutant mullato babies. The End
>>217800820>Emperor flashback sequences where he's blackThe Emperor can appear as whatever he likes, including what an observer's subconscious "expects" him to look like.If he went and met a tribe of subsaharan ooga boogas back in the day, they'd probably see him as a gigantic golden negro, unless he desired to appear as something else.
>>217803031>All I want to see in my TV showsokay when are u making YOUR TV shows?
>>2178008522/10. Go back
>>217801057Don’t remind me :(
>>217800614>Cavill isnt just X, he's Y :emoji:Literally GPT
>>217800828Did you guys know this 4chan place is just an animu imageboard?
>>217802804The only person to realize
>>217800668There have been black Imperial Guard dudes in the official art for like 30 years.
>>217802968Stfu poopjeet
Source?
>>217803072Well he's going to appear as such to you, on Amazon.
>>217803125because I actually pay attention to this "show", and I know that theres been no rumours or anything whatsoever (hell it may not even get made)
>>217800614I dont want to sound like a queer or nothing, but how does one get into warhammer 40k?
>>217800734Vantablack5% Ghost Hominid DNA
someone post the pic with all the shit that happened with the witcher i lost it
>>217803470
>>217803416Go to your local hobby store and ask if there are any Warhammer groups going nearby. Ask if you can join. Pick a faction. Then take your wallet out back and say goodbye. Even buying bootleg minis will set you back hundreds of dollars.
>>217803486>social justice issues in a fucking fantasy world where its inhabitants just hope they can survive the bloodthirsty monsters and overall high probability of death each dayI fucking hate Reddit so much
looking forward to memes and threads this show will spawn
>>217803599>inhabitants just hope they can survive the bloodthirsty monsters and overall high probability of death each dayHave you actually even been to new york city?
>>217802960>Space Marines have always been disabled black women.
Based Cavill protecting my anus from tongues with his meaty throbbing sticktoittiveness.
>>217803656No, fuck cityslickers. They get what they deserve
will we get more of this guy
>>217801352
