run faster, jump higher...maaaaan
man, this isn't my dadthis is a cell phoneI took it, and THREW IT ON THE GROUND
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!!
>>217801077I remember this was a big deal when I came out>t was in highschool when it droppedFucking every kid sang the lyrics of this shit in the halls, then the “I’m on a boat” song too
kike
for me its motherlover
>>217801165>when I came outsooo brave wow
>>217801077I threw the rest of the cake tooWelcome to the real world, jackass
>>217801165gay
>>217801194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUw4Qh9uFK8
>>217801077YOU MUST THINK I'M A JOKE
>>217801215>hahaha he threw away the cake, that's so randoma little trivia for you: in judism, there is no religious tradition of celebrating one's birthday and it's considered a weird ritual the goyim do. Coincidently, this makes little jewish children seethe when they see the goyim celebrating birthdays and enjoying birthday cake.
>>217801923who cares fag
>>217801923please post the deep running spiritual tradition of a cake with a secular song from the 19th century practiced across the other major religious and belief structures ...... it sounds like it's baked into every single one from what you're saying then???
Adulthood is realizing this guy was an unfunny plant made to look organically "viral"
>>217802081Adulthood is seething at low brow pop-culture moments from 20 years ago and tying them into an overarcing conspiratorial worldview?
>>217802081>this guy was an unfunny plantFuck, you're right.
>>217802132Please!! You can't buy me hotdog man.
>>217802139>the berg isn't funnypump that garbage in another man's veins.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ct68JZKsZ8
>>217801694MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE! DUUUUH!
open up your thread and iJIZZINMYPANTS
>>217801923every time man
>>217801077I have the best sense of humor on this entire website and while the humor in this is dry as fuck it’s still one of funniest things I’ve ever seen because the point is it’s supposed to be both dry and ridiculous.
NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART