>yer a wizard, anon!your response?
>>217801216Yes, I have abstained from sex for 30 years for this moment
>>217801216Am I still living with abusive extended family like Harry did? Are my deceased biological parents uber rich and gave me a bunch of gold?Then I guess it would be>get me the fuck out of here and magically emancipate me ASAP Then I’d probably get the wizard equivalent of a financial advisor and try to set myself with some funds
Listen here Hagrid, you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
>>217801216>'ello, police? a big n' 'airy nonce is troin' to abduct me>no he di'nt show me 'is boy love loicense> no he ain't a paki
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>>217801376He's half nonhuman so he's basically a paki
>>217801376I’m not imagining SkeetJean and Jidion (but British, so they would be Nigerian or some shit and have London accents like KSI/Deji) approaching Hagrid and pressing him with funny humiliation games before the Bobbies show up and lock him up
use my magic to make sure certain groups of people cease to exist
It seems magical at first but then it turns out life as a wizard still is just going to work and then getting a soulless desk or retail job, the standard of living is somehow WORSE than muggles have, and it's way more dangerous, and the government as soul draining torture demons they sick on citizensAfter the wonder tappered off in a week your life is just worse, unless you randomly also are rich and famous now.
>>217801216hurray i always loved their school cloaks/robesthey look so stylishi wish school uniforms were mandatory across all institutions and not just private...
>>217801488Ok but Harry is rich afSo he is actually better off at age 11 in wizard world than most richfag babbies in the muggle world because he can buy flying gadgets that can talk to him and make him his breakfast and clean up his house
>yer a wizard, anon!>your response?
>>217801516Yeah but the premise of the thread is that Hagrid has come to (You) to bring to Hogwarts, and (You) are not Harry Potter.
>>217801516stop talking like a zoomerniggeryou're in your 30s
>>217801488smartest thing would be to learn all you can about magic, then disappear and live among muggles, where having magic gives you a distinct advantage.
>>217801600how did you know?
>>217801516Getting a big inheritance is nice, nobody will argue that. But for Harry, being rich plus a wizard is much worse than of he was just rich. At least then an evil lich would be constantly trying to murder him
>>217801216Accio matt Leblanc's hot dinner!
>>217801216bagooshand thanks
>>217801216Teg Reggib, Sinip!
>>217802440Who tf is Dench Sparkles
>>217801216I'm a wot
>>217801216Daddy...
>>217801216>FER FUCK'S SAKE HAGRID, YER PUSHING ME OVER THE LINE
