What was the point of Luna Lovegood? She never really does anything and she's just kind of another Hermione.
>>217801378She was supposed to be Harry's girlfriend but for some reason Rowling backed out of it.
>>217801378To fulfill the desirable fantasy of having two Hermiones at once
Prototranny propagandait's why the old trip Smilesley(tranny himself) was obsessed with her
>>217801978jk hates trannies
>>217801378She parallels harry's trauma and represents the schizo archetype. An incredibly underwritten but still cool character
>>217801614This was literally never the case
>>217802055She hates the male ones, but not because of their "culture" but because they're men and taking away female "safe spaces". But she will help autistic females from being tricked into trannyism while the boys can still be tricked by the evil(something most feminists support as a means to end masculinity) but just aren't allowed in those spaces after. She still even supports their ideology.
>>217801378JKR said Luna was basically anti-Hermione: Luna takes much on faith whereas Hermione needs concrete proof. Would have been great if Luna was introduced earlier, really a fun character.
she was dumbledore's daughter
>>217801378She brings a fae type of whimsy, which helps with the invisible horse thing and more stuff in the book, plus she cute
>>217801378She was the weird one
>What was the point of Luna Lovegood? She never really does anything and she's just kind of another Hermione.
>>217801378to make deranged male schizoids feel like they have a chance
>>217801378she is for raping, that is her purpose
>>217801378>she's just kind of another HermioneI think that's basically it but she's another shade of JK's self insert. Her point seems to be "le quirky weird girls can actually be awesome and correct sometimes" kind of thing
>>217801378To have a weird, quirky and fun character (see the singer Aurora for her real-life coutnerpart).
>>217803390Nice selfie Pajeet
>>217801614Enough with this crap lol
You could honestly say the same thing about the majority of the films' characters. God damn, were these movies shit.Like, what was the point of that bitch Tonks?
>>217803331Men can't get pregnant
she was there so that harry could fumble the bag and prove that he is the biggest retard of all time
We were deprived of a catfight between Hermione and (Movie 3) Pansy
>>217801378>>217801919Luna is absolutely nothing like Hermione and, in fact, annoys and frustrates Hermione.I realize this is /tv/, but why do people say shit like this, without reading the books, first?If either of you did read the books, and still said shit like this, I apologize for mocking the mentally disabled; I just didn't know.
>>217801378JK is a hack. Simple as.
>>217803912Tonks was there to jumpstart puberty
>>217805118I'm just shitposting I barely know this character
>>217801378The point of Luna was for me to imagine having a family magical creature farm with her while I plow the field and her brains out everyday.
>Mary Goodnight>Holly Goodhead>Luna LovegoodIf you didn’t know Harry Potter you would assume she was a Bond girl
>>217805118>and, in fact, annoys and frustrates Hermione.Go ahead and take a wild guess at why that might be anon.
Evanna Lynch is cute, CUTE!
>>217805279why does she look so much older than me?
>>217801378To steal the show
>>217805305British genes leave no survivors
>>217805305>t.
>>217805356>37i'm not THAT old, dick
>>217805245>Go ahead and take a wild guess at why that might be anon.Implying it's because they're too much alike when, in fact, it's because Hermione is all about facts, and sees Luna's creatures, conspiracies, and her father's newspaper as loopy bullshit.
>>217805279yup
>>217805426chat is this real
>>217805414>2007Almost 20 years. Almost...
pedo coded https://www.businessinsider.com/jk-rowling-favorite-books-2016-7#lolitaby-vladimir-nabokov-19
>>217805466in youtube, You can find videos about speculation surrounding the latest book, its release, reactions from those who attended, and trailers from the time of the fifth film. Time flies.
hermione listens to sam harrisluna listens to joe rogansimple as
>>217805426remorseless, vigorous plapping
>>217805426
>>217805476I mean, she repeatedly tells him she doesn't want to go
>>217805908>>217805426>>217805279Any luna goon buds with Ses?
>>217801614She was clearly set up for Ron in the books.
>>217801614She was clearly set up for Hagrid in the books.
>>217806590poast urs
>>217801378She is an anti-Hermione, relying on vibe-based spiritualist arguments over Hermione's rational scientific arguments.
>>217803630She is a third year in that picture, so 13. In case you want to walk that statement back.
>>217805245Women hate each other naturally.
>>217801919If we're truly blessed we;ll get the harem ending in the HBO show.
>>217808377>modern HBOthe only harem you'll get will be severus nog having a harem of White women while some producer rubs his hands in the background
>>217808169THIS, SO MUCH THISWE NEED TO SIGNAL BOOST THIS Y'ALL
>>217801378Rowling realized that she completely neglected Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff so she made a couple stock characters from those houses.
>>217809069Also turns out the supposed nerd house is full of stacies and bullies
>>217801919Only a virgin would want this. If you consider Hermione and especially Luna's personality they would both be disgusting.
The 2000s needed an obligatory millenial MPDG character
>>217809127houses =/= mbti chudslytherin made a guy like snape. gryfinddor had a guy like pettigrew
>>217804371Wasnt that ching Chong's role?
>>217809176Snape was a piece of shit though. His love for Lily just overruled his pureblood ideology and his hatred for Harry and his dad.
>>217809211>his hatred for Harry and his dadwell deserved
>>217803983imagine saying this in 2026 baka of course they can
>>217809218For his dad, maybe. For Harry though? The kid grew up with Lily's muggle family and never even met anyone related to James.He abused his power to bully an 11 year old kid because he looked like his dad. Not to mention that he bullies all the kids that aren't Slytherin. But I guess it's Dumbledore's fault for caring more about having a spy than having a competent teacher/guardian of children.
>>217809211>His love for LilyYou misspelled obsession. He was an obsessed, friend-zoned, creep. If he had even one ounce of genuine love for Lily, he wouldn't have tried to cut a deal with Voldemort to spare Lily, while killing her husband and child.Allowing Lily's husband and baby son to get merked, conveniently leaving her single, mourning, and without a living reminder that James tapped that, is not the mark of someone who loves her... at all.Captcha tells you verification is not required... press submit... Captcha tells you there is no valid captcha. Fuuuuuuuuuu...
>>217809322he bullied him as part of his cover brainlet>>217809211you're not a bastard if you want to protect a pure part of your life
>>217809343redit cuck thinking. also when he went to dumbledore he went all the way "hide all of them" even the longbottoms probably
>>217809346>he bullied him as part of his cover brainletHe also bullies him and clearly hates him whenever everyone around knows he is working for Dumbledore. Both in private and during Order of the Phoenix events. He just hates him and he enjoys bullying him. If he gets an excuse, all the better.
>>217805476If their only correspondence is her declining a dinner invitation I don't see what you can frame her for there.
>>217809365>redit cuck thinking.I wouldn't know, but you seem to know a lot about it.>>217809365>he went to dumbledoreYes, he went to Dumbledore, and he went to Voldemort (to negotiate for Lily to be the sole survivor).You know who he didn't go to? The Potters.Look, I get that you want to defend him for being a grubby, greasy, ugly, incel, who wants to isolate the girl he's obsessed with, but there's simply no justification for it.>>217809346>he bullied him as part of his cover brainletThe problem with that is that NO ONE who acts the way Snape does toward his students, especially Harry, would be allowed to continue working.If Dumbledore is allowing Snape to keep his job, or worse, outright protecting him from others' attempts to censure or fire him, then anyone who isn't a "brainlet" has to ask why, they have to ask what Snape is doing for Dumbledore that outweighs his shit behavior... and so does Voldemort.Dumbledore allowing that shit to go on, for years, especially where Harry is concerned, just screams, "Snape is my bought and paid for double agent, and if your name is Voldemort, you should immediately question his loyalties."The "it's his cover" excuse is the OG brainlet Harry Potter take.
>>217807077and Dobby
>>217809503He has no obligation to James or his spawn lol. Only Lily for childhood sentiment. >Snape goes Voldemort>so I heard you're really nice to Harry Potter while I was dead. Draco told me as much. >maste- >AVADA KEDAVRAUse your brain for once
>>217810286>Use your brain for onceYou're a fucking retard.A: Voldemort doesn't give two shits about Draco. He only interacts with him to make his parents sweat bullets.B: You either didn't read my post, or you're mentally deficient.Imagine for a moment that you're an undercover cop, trying to infiltrate the mob. As "part of your cover," to prove you're a criminal, you rob a liquor store, right in front of a group of cops... and the cops do absolutely nothing about it.There's no world this scenario happens in, unless the cops have some ulterior motive for not arresting you, the most likely being that you're a narc, and the mob knows this. Now, you're wearing cement shoes, because you're an absolute fucking donkey.Now, replace mob with Voldemort, you with Snape, the liquor store with Harry, and the cops with Dumbledore. Is that A-B-C 1-2-3 enough for you?If all Snape did was shit on Harry, on his first day of school, then word could get around that he hates Potter's guts, Snape could get reprimanded, and that would be enough to cement his "cover" (assuming the death eaters give two shits about the gossip of school children - "b-b-but Draco would tell Voldemort" FFS). However, Snape relentlessly shitting on Harry, for years, even to the extent of knocking Harry's potions in the floor and giving him a zero for the work, is not something that can happen without him being censured or fired, unless Dumbledore has a pressing reason to keep him around.EVEN accepting that Voldemort thinks Snape is HIS double agent who has Dumbledore thinking Snape is HIS double agent, the "cover" excuse doesn't fly, because Dumbledore should still try to keep up appearances by not letting Snape abuse Harry, because to favor Snape so obviously would invite suspicion.Snape doesn't treat Harry like that as a cover, he does it because he's a hateful ass who is butthurt that Harry is proof his rival got the girl, and because Harry looks exactly like said rival.
>>217809343Severus' love was genuine, as evidenced by the fact that he risked life and limb for years even after her death and many years after her rejection and betrayal just for her sake. Severus died for Lily. Lily couldn't be bothered to not spread her legs for a piece of trash that tormented her then best friend for years, after clearly and willfully leading that man on the whole time. And then we the reader are supposed to feel appalled that after this satanic betrayal Snape called her a mean name. You can absolutely tell it was written by a woman. Not even the concept of accountability.
>>217803423now that is a bit too personal
>>217801378My God, she is a cutie, is she legal?
>>217811310No, the character is 13-14 at this time, so you're literally calling a barely teenage girl "cutie" just fyi
>>217801378She's the hot one.
>>217801614Doesn't she get put with Neville in the epilogue because "Weird kids, I guess"?
>>217805279>>217805426Hnnnggg I love trashy women sending easy vibes
>>217801378kinda takes the stakes away from Hermione when you think about it...>hey, here's a backup kid in case she gets killed
>>217807077kek I would have loved this, randomly have her hook up with Hagrid in the epilogue, completely unexplained.
>>217811764That's suggested in the movie iirc, but in book canon she gets with some descendant of that Fantastic Animals author. I could be wrong though, lost interest in the potterverse after I finished high school and the movies were over.
>>217805414Hermione is a judgy bitch in the books though, she has no female friends at all to hang out with. Although she could just be hanging out with them and it's not described as such by the narrator I guess.
>kek I would have loved this, randomly have her hook up with Hagrid in the epilogue, completely unexplained.
>>217801378Luna is the anti hermione you dumb fag
>>217803983you just need to keep taking the polyjuice for a few months anon, easy peasy
>>217803390i wonder if the jeet in this image has ever come across it. Maybe he's made cash off of it like that one Harold in pain guy
>>217812033>hey harry you dumb BOY you probably a need a girl with all her intelligence and wisdom to explain things to yousame character filling the same role
>>217805356I'm 34 and this doesn't look particularly agile or youthful compared to what people my age are like.
>>217812032kek why do you even have this saved on your pc you tranny
>kek why do you even have this saved on your pc you tranny
>>217812032fanfiction tards are firmly against age-gap situations dumbass, this kind of thinking only prospers in anime ridden shitholes like this board>>217812070she helps out like maybe once a book in the whole book series that I can recall, most of the time she is saying random nonsense and spacing out
>>217812251they dont give an award for being latinx retard
>>217811971>>217807077There's an SNL sketch that does exactly thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxPRZ9S-qbI
>fanfiction tards are firmly against age-gap situations dumbass, this kind of thinking only prospers in anime ridden shitholes like this board
>>217802137Wait I thought she was a transphobe, but now she's saying she isn't and says their lives matter? Who's lying? Everyone tells me she hates trans people.
>>217812284>fanfiction tards are firmly against age-gap situationsSadly not.
>>217805476>I don't know what you're trying to say, wordsmith.Based Rowling
>>217812373She's lying to herself, and I think she became a little more honest with herself about it after that statement. It's kinda like when someone first breaks through and realizes they can't stand black people, but they try to lawyer it because they're afraid of thinking they're racist still. "It's not this, it's that, if you think about it YOU'RE the real racist" and all that stuff. People go through the process.
>>217805356Who is this spry young lad?
>>217812284You're almost 40 years old
>>217812528And?
>>217801378She contextually fits perfectly. Harry is being gaslit by the literal wizard president who has turned every institution of wizard power against him and labeled him a schizo. Luna is also labeled a schizo but she also sees what others cannot and is quick to fully support Harry and believe him. Very kino character.
>>217805135JK was barely involved in the writing by book 5. She only wrote book 1 and you can tell by how shit the writing is. From 2 onwards it's a ghostwritten commercial product. Not a tranny btw, just a guy who reads and can pick up the beyond obvious change in writer voice and habits.
>>217812336man snl is so trash, the ginger actor wasn't even looking at harry when he spoke to him. I feel bad I thought it was a funny idea now, although if JKR had just put a short passage in there about Hagrid and Luna's son without anything further about them getting married or anything, I would have chuckled.
>>217812534>actually is>still posts like some 16 year tumblr fatfucking brutal. i will pray for your parents peter pan sydrome generation
>>217812431dude it's got 34 bookmarks, this is like pointing to some extreme and minor doujinshi and saying all manga is degeneracy. There are thousands of fanfictions being written everyday, ofc you're going to find some deranged stuff, I'm sure there's some vore Potter and some guro Potter or whatever, but the overall fanbase is much more into evil-good pairings than age-gap and age-gap is highly unpopular given the comments I've read on some stories.I have a 13 yo niece that is very into HP fanfic so I'm something of a pseudo-expert.
>>217812534this isn't me>>217812528I'm probably older than you but have not reached the end of those 20s where you can still delude yourself into feeling like your life is going to take off any second now, otherwise I'd feel bad about wasting so much time here
>>21781268311k hits, hardly anyone bookmarks. And that's just one example of many. The idea that fanfic isn't pedo dominated is nonsense.
>>217812678discriminating among the various scum that populate this website is bizarrely amusing, kinda like seeing immigrants try and convince me that the other browns are the bad ones, not them!
>>217812683>40 year old boomer>fan fiction, s*sssion, follows written cp and has a 13 nieceI unironically will be submitting a report with the feds. and with what we've seen through the Epstein files released last week, they will look into it and have the thread subpoenaed. Especially with the s*session links
>>217812716My life has taken off precisely because I can waste so much time here. I make six figures to work from home and I mostly post here. The idea that you can't post here without being a loser is something pushed by losers.
>>217812683Further, age-gap is so prevalent in fanfic communities that AO3 literally has a purpose built warning tag for it, which reveals over 20,000 stories in Harry Potter alone. And that's just those voluntarily tagged, stories featuring a clearly underage Hermione and a clearly much older Bellatrix are out there too so if anything the number if understated. Fanfic is lousy with pedophiles.
>>217812736>>217812818Well I could just be filtering my viewpoint through the lens of whatever she has selected for me, I don't really wander outside of what she shows me since I only read it so she feels like I care. I guess I was wrong.>>217812783what is s*sssion? The show? Shoulda put the FBI logo in the pic to make it funnier >>217812787Ah yes, just another anon who makes six figures, has a banging wife and well behaved pure white children but still takes a few minutes a day to come and dunk on the tards. Dude, even if that larp were true, there's no value to be found here other than mindless entertainment, there is no discernable scenario you could present to me where the hours spent here have any real-life value that cannot be found in a healthier manner somewhere else. I truly hope that once I hit my 30s I'll have a life too full with things that interest me to even think of coming back here, I'm not on any social media or even youtube, with some luck I'll have dropped everything Internet related that isn't actually adding something to my life that I need.
>>217812907>there's no value to be found here other than mindless entertainmentOne day you'll realize that this is sufficient.
>>217805426Beautiful. The question is how hairy is she.
>>217812937It's not, I can get mindless entertainment in other forms that have added social or educational or physical benefits. The only thing I get here that I can't get anywhere else is pointless arguing with strangers on topics that are rarely brought up with anyone but close friends, that's not enough to justify the time spent and I'm trying to phase out pointless agression since I stopped playing online games. But if it's sufficient for someone else, all the better for them. I was too harsh earlier in retaliation, each person has their own standard to satisfy and I shouldn't care either way.
>>217812982your homosexuality reveals itself
>>217801378INT vs. WIS
Is it pink?
>>217813414her outfit looks more purple to me
>>217813328?
>>217805356I’ve seen this pop up a few times on YouTube suggestions and refuse to click the clickbait. Everyone is in on the joke though, right? This guy looks nothing like a 17 year old. He looks like a 40 year old with a dumb haircut.
>>217813414blue eyes and blonde hair. it be pink as a mf.
>>217813447You're fetishizing hair, it's a signal of gayness. Gay guys who are still closeted mentally i.e. they don't want to acknowledge they're gay will often fetishize women with masculine features. "Is it hairy" and so on. Pussy hair is masculine, you'll see it also with so called "muscle mommies" and tomboys and sweat and so on. They become attracted to women in direct proportion to how masculine they can be or how many masculine features they have, and the closet gay convinces himself that he isn't gay even though he is aroused by masculinity because he has stapled that masculinity onto a woman's body. Once you realize it and see it you can't stop seeing it here. Every other thread is some gay guy wanting to smell a girl's armpit or something because he wants the experience of fucking a man but with a woman.
>>217801378In the books, she is a sort of Hermione but only when there's tension in the golden trio and Harry needs to speak to someone else who's smart.>>217801614She only has chemistry with Harry in the movies. In the books, neither come off as being more than mildly friendly.
>>217813508grow up quuer
>>217813498lol retard
>>217801378She represents molested kids who replace their uncle with invisible tentacle creatures
>>217813522you're the one fantasizing about hairy "women"
>>217805426pigtails on older women are really attractive and cute, I don't care what anyone says
>>217803390>Look mother, I posted it once more!
>>217813498>Once you realize it and see it you can't stop seeing it here.This board is full with over socialized AGP riddled brownoids tooI suspect the vast majority of them come from /v/
>>217801378To be delicious hebebait.
>>217801378Self insert for creepy girls.
>>217813816the pretend to be a pedophile to look edgy on 4chan schtick is played out btw several already beat you to it and it was dumb even then
>>217813904
>>217801378best girl
>>217813904>pretendYou can try to swear you didn't think she was cute but the louder you yell the more obvious it is that you're lying.
>>217814058they tried to force the chemistry in the movies for a "will they, won't they" scenario. in the books, they are just cordial to each other. harry thinks she's a weirdass in the books.
>>217807077Hagrid x Pansy is better
>>217801378her role in the story is to publish harry side of the story after book 4, this is one of the main reason why dumbledore army was so popular
>>217814362hermione can't run a school newspaper? she's british rory gilmore
>>217814448rory was hard carried by paris during college and even then couldn't handle it.
>>217802137'x matters' is the biggest bunch of 'weaponised vagueness' these commie dickwits ever came up with.I can do it too look:>Iodised table salt matters>The letter 'Q' matters>Police matter>The regret of detransitioning tomboys matters>[Insert any group here] matters>Reality mattersAre you saying reality doesn't matter? Prove me wrong. PROTIP: You can't.Never let these fucking cocksuckers make the debate vague and lead you off into those weeds. If you force them to be specific, they automatically lose, that's why they can't deal with shit like the actual definition of the word "woman".Vagueness allows them to all 'agree' based on whatever their own subjective take on a subject is, (politicians use this one weird trick to get elected). The second they have to get specific their little groups fall apart, and they eat each other. The shit with Rowling and trannies being a perfect example.It's beneath a writer to use such vague terms. You can tell she at least half gets it because she objects to the word fuckery with 'sex' and 'gender', but notice she only seems to when it suits her. That's why she can't be trusted, but you can laugh at her being attacked by her own, and laugh at the shitshow of her attacking them back.
>>217801378>another HermioneRead the booksOr pay closer attention to what they say in the movies
>>217805279>>217805426WOW, any more recent whore pics?
>>217814536fine, hermione gellar, point stands
>>217815488There's nothing whore about those, you think women just going about their lives is whoring.
>>217814990>Never let these fucking cocksuckers make the debate vagueThis is a misunderstanding, you shouldn't debate them at all because they aren't communicating an idea in good faith. They will change the meaning of words midsentence so they can feel like they won something. If you win, they will pretend it never happened. Like trying to grasp the fog.
>>217801378She was clearly set up for the reader to fawn over. and marry.
>>217815717Yes, a lot of these dipshits are arguing in bad faith, but your misunderstanding is you're not trying to change their mind. You're 'debating' for the sake of their innocent thralls and kids who just bought into their horseshit because they don't know any better. They never even heard any pushback. People who are capable of thinking for themselves and realising the deception.Like if they say, "Nazis am bad", you ask them why Nazis are bad. They either can't tell you, or they'll wind up unwittingly describing their own obvious behaviour that is obvious to anyone with a brain - but especially those who have to tolerate these hypocritical retards on a daily basis.Plus you can use it as an opportunity to talk about individual freedom, expose their propaganda and lies, and why anyone would be better off telling these faggots to go fuck themselves.
