So I'm a zoomer and what'd I just watch?
>>217802011no one stopping Kevin Smith from making movies after mallrats
>>217802011>what'd I just watch?generation x humor boomerslop
>>217802011I'm proud to be a porch monkey
>>217802011Gen X “humor”
>>217802011Woke girlboss bullshit
As its own movie, it sucks. As a cash grab sequel to one of the better movies of the 90s, it's perplexing. No one was there to tell Kevin Smith no, and that was the problem.
>>217802905Clerks is overrated, clerks II is underrated, Jay is Harley Quinn's father.
>>217802011interspecies erotica, fucko
>>217802011A movie that makes you wish they went with the original ending for the first
i'm bringin' it back
Them titties be bouncing though
>>217803131>>217803952clerks 3 was the true kino
>>217802011A sequel to a comedy movie that shouldn't have had a sequel. Like happy Gilmore 2
>>217802011Bros what went wrong with Gen X?
>>217802011The porch monkeys scene was dimes.
>>217802011>>217803131In retrospect I don't like either of those films.
>>217804303After years and years of not watching Kevin Smith movies because /tv/ said he was woke and gay I eventually watched Jay and Silent Bob reboot and Clerks 3 and I honestly really fucking loved them. Like everybody coming together in those movies to me is more magical than some gay shit like Avengers End Game.
>>217804650Clerks II was the ending they deserved imo. Clerks 3 just felt like a big fuck you to Dante.
>>217802011This scene is a legitimately touching portrayal of male friendship:https://youtu.be/l-rCnexXU5Y?si=VHsJR2BLMsNeW6Tb
>>217804698I'd never watch Clerks 3. Not unless Smiths big-assed daughter shows her big ass
>>217802011the last decent kevin smith movie
>>217804911Dogma and Clerks II are my favorites. https://youtu.be/BkATNuN-nbk?si=iMdtZKXvTP_z75Yx
In this modern age of podcasts, I wonder if DVD commentaries are going to be rediscovered? Kevin Smith movies always had very entertaining commentary tracks.
>>217804650Yes, Clerks 3 was so magical when Dante’s wife and baby died and then he said he hated Randal and then died. Bravo.
>>217802011im a millennialand ive never really got why this and the first one was so popular and considered big indie films of the 90s ,lile what is so special about them really they remind me seth rogen slop which i suppose they gave way for and helped create that genre if comedy movies.
>>217805338If you left your basement and ever had a job you’d understand them better.
>>217805338Worthless shitpost. Clerks II came out in 2006.
>>217804604I saw this in the theater with my mother for some reason...she was dying during that.
>>217805364> inderstand them betterwhat is there to undestand, that being a store wagie sucks and some customers are retarded, wow like i didnt already know that thansk kevin smith
>>217805559See >>217805493
>>217802011A bottle minus the lightning.
>>217805665Fully disagree. Clerks II is a great sequel and the last time Kevin Smith felt fully committed to something.
>>217802011A lot of gay jokes. Pretty tipicle Kevin smith content, tusk and.yoga hosers are better movies imo
>>217802011A bad movie other than a few scenes likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPl5MeXIM8E
I’ll fully admit that Clerks II makes me cry. https://youtu.be/fMyrNX3-x3k?si=Yk1-GbP2jiGiIPd_
>>217803198plus a donkey show
>>217805895He was the lead in a movie I liked and then this was his last role and he got made into a nerd who liked the bored of the rings
>>217802011Jeff Anderson gives a truly great performance in this one. https://youtu.be/rolgF0lDtuk?si=Ptep-DMt1vNGsG8a
>>217802011You can criticize Kevin Smith all you want in the years after, but Clerks II was a perfect ending to the View Askewniverse.
>>217804649>Jay ResopNc comics guy?
Kevin Smith out of character literally thanks the audience while the credits roll, talking about how sentimental he was making the movie you just watched.
>>217806055I'm not going to watch this, but do they get prison raped?
>>217806369Here’s the short version >>217804874
>>217803131this sounds like bullshit but I believe it
>>217802011RosarioDawsonAre you some kind of homogay?
>>217805268Sneed more bitch. (Yeah I'd didnt like that part but at the same time I don't think Rosario Dawson should have been in Clerks 2)
>>217805883I didn't even realize this was Johnny Depps daughter. Part of me knows this is a huge nepo baby vanity project but at the same time part of feels like it's kino.
>>217804527it's a long list, lead in the gas, too much TV, junk food and fast food, tattoo mania, easy access to pornography, recessions in 92, 99, and 08, permissive parents, grunge negativity, Xtreme culture, etc etc
Did Randall just call Mr. Dante a nigger?
>>217806883He's taking it back.
>>217802011Rosario is crazy hot in thisEspecially when she's angry
Why'd he do it bros?
ITT: movie's that no-one has seen
>>217805180The Simpsons are also golden for this because of the commentary tracks including Conan Obrien
>>217802011The last decent Kevin Smith moive
>>217807250He wanted to do something different. Wasn't awful by any means, either.
>>217802330it's ok, he's taking it back
>>217802011>I'm a zoomer and can't form my own conclusions without groupthink
>>217802097Clerks II is his best movie.
>>217807676Big true.Clerks 2 is actually really fucking good desu.
>>217802011It doesn't translate because being a slacker doesn't make sense to zoomers. People used to choose to drop out of middle class society and just live their lives in the society of like minded individuals. You still lived a pretty normal life, had a shitty job, had friends, usually you moved out of your parents house and dated but existed as a pariah to normies in middle and upper class society. To zoomers you just declare that society has forced you out of it and you have no options but to be a shut in and sulk by yourself or to some faggoty glorified internet support group that never fills your void for genuine human connection.
The last funny comedy and the only good Kevin Smith film.
We should take porch monkey back.
>>217807655Does anyone rip the audio commentary of stuff for pirating? Anywhere I can download them?
>>217802011The reason /tv/ hates this movie is because it's based on friendship and most of /tv/ autists don't have any friends.
>>217802011Only scene worthwhile in this movie is the Porch Monkey scene. Kevin Smith is an embarrassment and his daughter is a ugly foid
>>217810146She has some redeeming features.
