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Anonymous

02/05/26(Thu)19:30:15 No.217802450

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Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)19:30:15 No.217802450 Archived

>LETHELOR
>UTHAB LAC LAN
>KOMTH ORF!
why didn’t Aragorn tell Frodo and Sam the magic elvish words to open the black gate?

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:31:37 No.217802479

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)19:31:37 No.217802479

>>217802450
>HECTOR!

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:36:50 No.217802560

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)19:36:50 No.217802560

>>217802450
actually he was calling for orc lard to be spilled. He was trying to hype them up and shill hisn new fitness routine and gym supplements to obese orcs

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:38:28 No.217802585

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)19:38:28 No.217802585

>>217802450
If Frodo and Sam travel straight into Mordor they would have been slaughtered.

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:13:33 No.217803115

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)20:13:33 No.217803115

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>>217802450
>they were once men
>absolutely lose it every time

How does he do it?

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:40:41 No.217803530

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)20:40:41 No.217803530

>>217802585
Why didn't Gandalf use magic to put Frodo's brain into an Orc body?

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:15:18 No.217805095

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:15:18 No.217805095

>>217803530
Race affirming surgery is banned in Middle Earth.

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:17:47 No.217805123

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:17:47 No.217805123

>Poe Tatos, boil him mash him stick him in a stew!
Who was Poe and why’d Sam want to do that to him?

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:26:06 No.217805214

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:26:06 No.217805214

>>217805123
Poe Tatos was a hobbit folk hero. It was his famous warcry.

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:57:44 No.217805618

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:57:44 No.217805618

>>217802450
Why did Aragorn randomly get an accent for this scene