So how would the almighty /tv/ raise a girl like Elsa? Clearly sperging out and shutting the whole castle down then dying like a bitch in the ocean wasn't the right play. But what is? She they have just honor killed her?
>woah you have superpowers?! Can you freeze Daddy's enemies?
>>217803253Literally just act like normal fucking parents.>We know your powers are fun, but you have to be careful, Elsa. Thankfully your sister is okay tonight, but you could've really hurt her. No, I know it was just an accident. I'm just saying to be careful, alright? Now get back to bed, sweetie. We're gonna have pancakes for breakfast in the morning. Yes, with chocolate chips.
>>217803253Something, something Tarzan. Something, something meta-verse. Sex with the keyhole in it snowman song.
>>217803253I would have listened.
>>217803253Let her use her powers in the mountains while I watch. Teach her self control and to live with her powers and be discreet and careful about usage till she is ready and comes of age.Tell the people and have her use her powers in a grand display.Spoil Anna so that she doesn't become sullen because I'm spending so much time helping her sister and let her know that I love them both equally. Strenuously fact check all princes nobels knights and men of noble character that will come to court my ice princess and ball of sunshine. Bang my hot wife and produce a male heir. Pray he doesn't have ice powers or can control meteors or some other strange bullshit I'll have to deal with. Send soldiers to hunt down and kill the trolls and the elk fucker they raised to prevent him from brainwashing anna and dirtying my bloodline with failure.
What is it about Frozen that makes nu-males and S01boys seethe, but Chads and Stacies swoon over it?
>>217803439people hate frozen nowit's unironically seen as loser foid and dyke shitnot even the little girls who grew up on it like it anymoreit's a dead IP
>>217803503It's kind of amazing the damage Frozen II did to the franchise. The first Frozen was an unstoppable titan and the sky was literally the limit. Then they made Frozen II and even the most diehard fans stopped giving a shit.
>>217803371>>217803253>>217803288This dude has the right idea. Take her to a secluded area and let her go ham with her powers. To the point of being exhausted from using them. She uses her powers until she runs out of juice. Repeat until she runs out or controls it. Then like syndrome from incredibles I lure an enemy kingdom that wants to invade to attack my kingdom. Tell Elsa to kill them. She will be seen as a hero. Then she can use her powers in public with no problem. Where is my check?
I would've disowned her and adopted Rapunzel.
