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02/05/26(Thu)20:38:11 No.217803484

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Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)20:38:11 No.217803484

>HAAAAARRRRY POTTER DID YOU RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES IN THE GOBLET OF AMERICA" dumbledore roared, shaking the very foundations of the wizarding world, calmly.
>"No sir," Harry answered promptly "it was a paki"
>Dumbledore looked in half-amazement, took a deep breath to calm himself , and screamed racial expletives so strong that somewhere , in the middle of getting pounded by 20 inch ginger cock in the library, hermione granger winced in the throes of white woman-POC empathy.
>" CURRY MUNCHER!, TUMERIC HUFFER!" dumbledore exclaimed "DIAGON ALLEY SHITTER! LITERAL MUD-BLOOD! DOOKIE THE HOUSE ELF! HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-SMELLED"
>"Whats more," Harry added whilst handing dumbledore his phone midst the tirade, "He sent us the ransom demands"
>Dumbledore squinted his eyes, slowly reading through the contents of the electronic letter that the leaker had sent him, and then proceeded to get even angrier.
>"SIX MILLION GOLDEN GALLEONS!? WHAT KIND OF MONEY DOES HE THINK HOGWARTS HAS? WE BARELY HAVE ENOUGH FUNDING AS IT IS, WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE GOBLINS OVER? SLAVERY IS ECONOMICAL, POTTER! And whats more...he wants to meet a certain "Bob" and "Virginia"!? Who on earth are these people? Could he talking about Robert Dunsley from Ravenclaw? Goodness knows, potter, all i know is i cant pay this up!"
>Harry nodded in agreement, "i guess you have to take extreme measures , sir?"
>"INDEED I WILL. Potter, contact Moaning myrtle and ask her to coax the indian students from their natural habitat- she lives there after all, and bring them to me. I PROMISE YOU i will have them strung up like chicken ready to be made into butter masala if they dont reveal which one of them it was. ILL STARVE THE LOT OF THEM, OR MY NAME ISNT ALBUS DUMBLEDORE WINSTON CHURCHHILL THE 2ND"