Gwyneth Paltrow in Great Expectations
DELICIOUS FUZZ
YES!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!
I know he's a fat jewish rapist but sometimes you gotta say thank you Harv
>>217803969she was just a weinstein's whore
>>217804039The calibre of women getting roles has drastically plummeted to depressing levels since they shut down Harv's casting couch process.
>>217804013Yes, yes, Gwyneth Paltrow was surely thinking of a 40 year old jobless friendless virgin loser sitting in his mother's basement with his limp dick in his hand browsing through 4chan for 10 hours a day when she made this scene. Of course that was her intention, to please the fat chud fuck who lives his whole life on the internet. How obvious, really.
Gwyneth Paltrow in 1992
>>217803994Insanely based 30 Rock and peach fuzz enjoyer
>>217803969Ok, this nude exceeded my expectations.
>>217803969Not enough meat on them bones. Nothing to grab onto. Truly
Thats a terrible square hip shape
>>217804111Is this AI? Why does the cigarette look fake?
>>217804126you would know, troon
>>217804126Cool story fag
>>217804139Cigarettes were illegal in the 90s
>>217804113
>>217804183They were the fucking opposite. Zoomers will never know a world where when their family goes to Sizzler the hostess asks, "smoking or non smoking?"Now that I think about it, zoomers probably don't even know a world with Sizzler. Does it still exist?
>>217804250Zoomer here, I've never seen a cigarette IRL
>>217804250there's one by me that I haven't visited because I don't want to pay $22.99 plus tax plus tip for a mediocre microwaved meal
>>217804277Sounds about right. I imagine any that are still functioning are serving dogshit. Shame. It wasn't always like that.
>cigarettes were $2>gas was 99c>steak dinner was $12>women were freeGoddamn the 90s were great
>>217803969As the currently viral files indicate, "society dames" pimp out their nepos to get a leg up. How many times with Big Harv?
>>217803994>>217804113>meet girl with cute fuzz in middle school >date all throughout high school >first girl I see naked>cute peach fuzz all over>get married >20 years later she’s still thin but the fuzz has turned black>having sex doggy style feels like I’m having sex with a werewolf >lose bonerIt’s not worth it. Lose the fetish.
>>217803969Great Expectations (of peach fuzz)
Blessed Goop thread
>>217803969More proof that white women are superior to females of other races
>>217804406I would have figured doggy style would fit perfectly with that.
>>217804445>white
>>217804376Snes was only $199, with games about $40.
>>217804478I love how fuzzy she is
>>217804475Truly the last great era.
>>217804494
>>217804250if it wasnt for Sizzler i wouldnt exist
>>217804536literally monke
>>217804575
>>217803969She still made my dick hard in Marty Supreme. Wish she showed more
>>217804637pretty sure there was a nip slip in marty supreme?
SHe looked like a fuckin nerd in high schoolI would've bullied the shit outta here
I look at her and I see someone that had never a single struggle in his life other than maybe which chad to choose for the night out.She's the epitome of the blackpill.
>>217804664She looks lovely here. I don't like her all that much but she is, and always was, attractive.
>>217804664That's because you are a cocksucking faggot who hates women.
She has one of the most exquisite footpussies in Hollywood.
Harvested whore
>>217804731
>>217804742Nah based Brad put the smack down. She’s a Harvey girl but not like that.
>>217804785Bog up the Goop Bog bog up the goop
>>217804788Brad only dates women that gave Harvest a rimjob. This is known in Hollywood.
>>217804450based
>>217804788>a rising star thenhe was sucking harvey's balls
Her weird looking daughter who's called Apple Martini
>>217805083what if she marries Fiona Apple
>>217804785Still would, her fart box still needs to be tongue punched.
>>217803969Gwyneth in this movie is as hot as any actress has ever been in a single role.
>>217805931No that was Claire Danes in Romeo + Juliet, peak female.
>>217804031>lies#BigHarvDidNothingWrong
>>217805955I could envision her being in that grouping as well. The late 90's were crammed full of all-time great smokeshows. Listening to #1 Crush while watching Claire Danes in that movie is a good combo.
>>217803969head shape designed straight from the lego factory
>>217804031>>217804050>>217805966Fuck off Mossad.
>>217804139Cigarettes can still be smoked after being handled roughly and deformed. Such as if the pack was dropped and stepped on
>>217803969Great Expectations (1998) is a classic, underrated adaptation. Solid soundtrack, good cast, and great backdrops. It's also a helluva blackpill.
Pictures of actress' when they were young make me sad. They were full of life, their breasts were perky and upswept, they were thin and vibrant.
>>217803969404 ass not found
>>217804647where
>>217804111Would look better without the cancer stick in her mouth
>>217804406Leave her for a younger woman
>>217803969Women are shaped so weirdly.
>>217804406>implying that doesn’t make it betterTosser..
>7
>>217804406You can still shave her
>>217803969
>>217806248Nigga how gay is u
>>217803969That is the most pathetic thigh I've ever seen. She looks like she's confined to a wheelchair.
>>217806720This thread is alarmingly populated with the worst kind of homosexuals, not even the cool variety of flaming gay sassy ass flamboyant mean-girl type that make good wingmen but just straight up the most miserable self hating faggots. What on earth is going on here
>>217803969This looks like E.T's body with a woman's head attached to it.
>>217806827Or we recognize that this scrawny bitch isn't hot?
>>217806959There it is. You guys go ahead and keep the fat ones, have at it. Eat your heart out and stay in your lane, tubs.
>>217807130Before the 2000s, there wasn't this huge influencer culture to normalize "autism". Stop giving kids brain damage with heavy metal, JFC.
>>217803969I want to taste her Goop, bros..
>>217807203I’m not sure what the point of this post is I but if anyone’s gonna be an authority to speak on severe autism first-handedly I’m confident you have it covered, pal.
>>217804111>>217804139It's real.Gwen was a notorious chainsmoker. And was the kind of nepobaby who didn't give AF. Read an interview where the author asked her if she should be smoking in a non-smoking area and she replied, "nobody said I couldn't". The balls on this bitch was crazy. Same goes for her partner in crime Winona Ryder.
>>217807402zoomers being so fucking scare of smoking is so fucking hilarioustruly the most cucked generation
>>217807550Gwyneth Paltrow started a health site (GOOP) and claims she now only smokes 1 cigarette a week as a "reward for being healthy". She cracks me up!
>>217805083both her kids got strong bong genes, that’s why they look off.
>>217807733Apple looks like a god damned circus freak. Plastic surgery can't fix her eye placement but other than that she looks like her Mom. She hates that she cannot be a nepo actress and has to settle for attending fashion shows nobody cares about.
>>217804785feeta
>>217803969I liked this movie you should watch it anon.
about a 5/10 at bestyou faggots simp for the weirdest bitches
>>217804250Get thick cut bread or cut 1-2 inch slices from a loaf yourselfMix 50% butter and 50% parmesan in a bowl with salt n pepper to taste Spread parmesan butter mixture thickly on one side of the bread slicesPut slices cheese-butter side up on a baking sheet in the oven on broil and watch closely, they won't take long - maybe 5 mins if the broiler is preheated.Enjoy your sizzler cheese toast.I recommend putting some crushed garlic in the butter-cheese mixture, you can also add a little oregano or mixed herbs if you like.The bread MUST be thick and spread the butter-cheese mix on thick too, it's very important.
>>217804031>>217804039im pretty sure she was dating johnny depp at the time, who shirtfronted Weinstein over him attempting to groom Gwenyth. She was unironically too hot to be groomed. Her demeanor is literally 'i have never had a single bad thing happen to me in my life, everything is unicorns and fairies'.
>>217808020Sizzlers are known for their bread? I thought it was steak and salad bars for poors.My bro worked at one in the late 80s and we were poor. But got that employee discount and ate like Kings.
I don't care for goop
>>217804078>>217804126Are you lost, tranny?
>>217804664nah she was a stacy who would not look twice at you
>>217805931the water fountain scene is kino flirty fun
>>217808049
>>217808047It was the cheese toast and all you can eat salad bar, which included desert. They had a soft serve machine which you could abuse the shit out of.
>>217804450KEK>>217804664fag
Gossip blind items imply her kids are some of the worst celeb children out there and have been kicked out of private schools for drugs and had to pay off a girl for date raping etc, apparently they're utter waistrel shitheads
Goop status?
>>217808121Candled
>>217808089>They had a soft serve machine which you could abuse the shit out of.Ah! Now I remember. We had the same thing in the college cafeteria and we got it banned because we'd take full cones of ice cream go to the top floor of the dorm stairwell and whoever came out we whipped them down the stairwell (gap btwn staircases) and splatter them with chocolate and vanilla swirls!
>>217808100based nepobabies
Why is she so adorable, bros?
>>217808121>>217808138I'm so divided on the >GOOP LOVES ANALdebateSome author wrote an article on Goop and many anons assumed it came from Gwen herself. Like her pussy candles, I ain't buying what they're selling. But if she loves anal I'll buy some diamond studded buttplugs from Goop. Can anyone confirm that Paltrow loves it in her ass?
>>217808208
I love Gwyn desuAging wonderfully and she's still a damn good actress - should have been nominated for an Oscar for Marty SupremeIn fact I don't think I've seen a bad performance from her, yeah she sometimes stars in absolute dreck like the Marvel movies but she never phones it inAlso a pretty decent singer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHcvU2vU7O0
>>217803969Does she have a candle that smells like her ass too?
>>217807550how obsessed are you?
>>217808255She needs to make a whole line of these, "This candle smells like my":>asshole>feet>armpits
>>217804031Metoo is directly responsible for the downfall of holloywood. No one is a more pure representation of the american psyche than a fat, coked up jew boomer trying to fuck a 14 year old girl's face. And now look. Jews are still fucking underaged girls in the face but on islands instead of production office, and we dont get any good movies out of the deal
>>217808255You have to flip the candle over for that
>>217808305beautiful
>>217804376>economic depression>high unemployment>high bankruptcy>high suicide rates
>>217808319I warned you all!When the actresses who fucked Hollywood producers (and Harvey) didn't want to anyone to know but wanted to cash in on the cancelation craze, they created >#TimesUpWhich went head to head with the "rape" movement and luckily cucked all of them. Bitches are fucking dumb sluts. But Portman is still out there with her withered looks and lack of talent still clutching onto any movement she can. That fucking whore has been slangin' & bangin' since she was 12 years old but won't tell her own truth. Evil cunt.
>>217808360Much better than current era, before 2008 and 2020.
>>217808305>wide spaced toesAbsolute kino feet
>>217808332Kek cheeky bastard
>>217806667Especially when it's sweet, not sourI love it when it's juicy, it's doing something to meI can eat a peach for hourshttps://youtu.be/n8AeYMQdrnw?
>>217804450
>>217808192Is that her Mom? Does she know her daughter is a butt slut?
>>217804126this
>>217808926It's Gwyn
>>217809370why is this bitch so hairy? YUCK
>>217809430She's Jewish
>>217806225Smoking is cool you limpwristed fag.
>>217809300>>217809370>>217809379yum
>>217804591that is actually fucking vile. indian woman tier hair
>>217809527
>>217809370I bet she took this opportunity to fart constantly.
I can't believe I'm jerking off to Gwyneth Paltrow right now
>>217809463hag sexo
>>217809618Too bad it wasn't in my mouth.
When will we get the inevitable ski trial adaptation?
Gwyneth is perfect
>>217810324I'm ready to nut for her
>>217810381Based
>>217808044It was Brad Pitt, but yes he did threaten to beat the shit out of Harvey.
>>217810405>sneak into her home>jizz into her body cream>leave knowing what will happen next
>>217810437How do you know her body cream isn't already made of jizz?
>>217804591>Polish Jew and German Irish mutt>kid ends up looking like prototypical Dane
>>217810449Based Goop poster,make a new Goop worship thread on another boardTranny jannies are going to wake up soon and delete this thread
>>217803969She was a sexy milf in Marty Supreme. Still got it.
>>217810509/hr/?
>>217804664She didnt but you tried, ugly
>>217810405it's nice she didn't get bogged
Get in here, Goopers>>>/hr/5184050
>>217810601She did though
>>217810449She likes dicks in there
>>217810640Insanely based faceblind retard
>>217804039>is a whore to jews IRL>plays a whore to jews in Marty Supreme kino
>>217807130No, I like women who are shaped like women.You like to fuck bicycles.
>>217804406at least you have a wife, my hand is kind of hairy though. Sometimes I shave it to feel like I'm in a porno
>>217810640NOOOOOOOOOO
>>217810640she looks fine for her age, what's the problem?
>>217810640I think that's called 'aging' anon
>>217812158>>217812600>>217812620clearly had some work done, some lift or fillersshame, she had been aging beautifully
>>217812638Right is literally the same but with some makeupAre you blind or just Asian?
I wish I had bought her vagina candles when I had the chance.
I love her so much bros
recommend some kinos ive only seen ironman....
>>217813381>decides to do a tasteful nude photoshoot for her 50th birthdayqueen>>217813425you haven't seen Se7en?
>>217813455shes in that? i only remember fat dude and pitt/freeman
>>217813477how can you forget that ending nigga
>>217804742need a honkaloid to explain WHY you cunts LOVE to get fucked by kikes so much
>>217804250the only restaurant my family consistently went to that still had a smoking section going into the late 90s/early 00s was IHOP and that went away when my home state put a ban on smoking in places of business unless it was a private club
goop
I’d like to place my penis inside her goop if you understand what I’m subtly referring to.
>>217813805it stinks
>>217813381
>>217804376>the 90s were greatNiggers were chimping and Israel was mowing the lawn and everyone was retarded about it because muh Samuel Jackson and Seinfeld.
>>217813744poop
>>217810405When I was at school I had a friend who's mom might have been a junkie. She looked like an old, dissolute Gwynneth Paltrow and would frequently walk around wearing just a t-shirt and no underwear while her son and I played video games after having got up around mid afternoon from her naps.I've fapped many times over the year to the memories of her ass and bush since then although I think it kinda fucked me up for later life. This picture really doesn't help.
>>217808208I can personally confirm her love for anal sex
>>217814516anon whatever you do, don't look up gwyneth paltrow's nude paparazzi pics where she's rocking a nice blonde bush
>it's another Gwyn bare foot selfieWhat's her problem?
>>217803969Does she show beav?
>>217804139Virginia Slims 120's, my gay uncle used to smoke these.
>>217814749are those good feeti cant tell
>>217814927yeah
>>217814936HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS OF HER?
>>217814927
>>217815383I'm drooling
>>217804664what are you talking about, there's no way you're bullying a girl that hot and not getting curb stomped by every chad in the room
>>217815405
>>217804664She looks really Jewy in this pic
>>217815446yea you wish shlomo
>>217814516>>217814538liking "bush" is closet homo behavior
>>217815016overrated unc slop
>>217804126those are birthing hips, a fine baby box
why does she call it goop?
>>217815744you can't copyright grool
>>217815744>bro has never seen a pussy
>>217815772that's not true
>>217805931you're so wrong because it's praying mantis looking gwyneth paltrow. you're also a faggot that needs his head caved in.
For me it's Royal Tenenbaums Paltrow
>>217815483>says a Jew looks Jewy>gets called a Jew
>>217815871I'VE BEEN OUT WALKINGI DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH TALKING THEEEEEESE DAYSSSSSSS
>>217803969Guys, I really love eating pussy. I love slowly and passionately licking my gf's labia, sticking my tongue inside and lapping up all her cum, and swirling my tongue around her clit until she cums so hard she squeezes my head with her thighs and bucks her hips. I got an erection just thinking about it
>>217812236She IS a jew IRL
>>217815871>>217804111>she smokes?
>>217815871Some good close-ups of her sexy nails in this one
>>217816838>sexy nailsyou people are absurd
>>217817004>he doesn't fetishize every single part of a woman's bodylater homo
>>217816838>>217817052wtf new fetish unlocked
>>217807231just buy the candle
>>217810640oof
>>217812620maybe it's called 'aging in Hollywood'. She may or may not have had an actual face lift, but she's definitely got fillers.
>>217815744Because someone told her that every successful multi-billion dollar company has two Os in their name, like Google, so she took her initials GP and stuck OO between them. No joke.
>>217817300It worked didn't it?
>>217815871100% her best role.
>>217817140>>217817004long sexy nails gently tracing lines on your dick as the head is getting licked or a gentle slow ball scratching with some elegantly manicured nails? How is that not hot?
>>217817335I'm fairly certain she was successful in spite of the name, not because of it. She got a ton of press for her vagina candle, pulled in the right sort of yuppie middle aged demographic, and has continued creating new knick-knacky bullshit for that market to consume.
>>217817335It sounds dumb, but you can't argue with results.
if you don’t like blonde fuzz you’re gay in my book the Christian Bible
>>217817494your book doesn't even have blonde people
>>217815960she’s as jewish as an ethiopian, moishe. same as you probably.
>>217810640FUCK >>217812158you are the faceblind one
I never understood the hatred many have towards her. Sure, she's a little kooky, but not that crazy by Hollywood standards, and I consistently find her to have a very likable screen presence. Just rewatched Se7en for the first time in years, and I forgot how endearing she is in that film. She's always so ethereal, while never having even a hint of girlboss traits.
>>217817601>I never understood the hatred many have towards herManufactured because she said something, same as Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson
>>217817601maybe bec she started a stupid company called "goop" and sold candles that smelled like her vagina
>>217817601reddit hates pretty white women
>>217817625Wait, what did Gwyneth and Tom say about the Jews?
>>217817300It was also her nickname>Right down to the company’s name, Paltrow is in the midst of it—Goop was chosen as a moniker because of Paltrow’s initials, GP, and the perceived fact that companies with double Os—think Google or Yahoo!—did well. According to Odell’s book, Paltrow initially thought the name was “stupid and funny,” and she has also said in the past that Goop was “an old nickname” (her father, Bruce, apparently used to call her “Goopie”). True to Paltrow’s authentic nature, two Miramax executives told Odell that they remembered Paltrow using a Goop@aol.com email address back in the 1990s. She is who she is.
>>217817601she's jewish so you know she fucks kids
>>217817631Like I said, a little kooky, but from what I hear of her, she sounds like what Phoebe Buffay would be like if she also happened to be a multimillionaire celebrity. I dunno, I just think she's too genuinely quirky to be hateable.
>>217817293yeah looks like a facelift to me
>>217817806all the 90s blonde girls were just jewesses
>>217809656I mean...she's hot. It's not weird if you are a heterosexual male.
>>217817601She had a pretty cute end scene in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. The rest of the movie was unmemorable, but her face at the end of the film when she realizes she forgot to take the lens cap off her camera after spending the entire movie taking photos is burned into my memory. For some reason, I always remember this being at the end of a film more like King Kong, though.
>>217803969Didn’t she start crying about women’s rights? Fucking whore, always when they hit the wallThe redpill is so right on this shit
>>217818163lens cap fr on god
>>217818182you sound cranky. Perhaps take a break from the internet and have a snack
>>217803969This squarish hip does nothing for me
>>217818268>anon draws a curved line to prove it's a square
>>217818291Squarish
>>217818311And she's Jew-ish
>>217804785she looks like a simpsons character
>>217818015yeah and they were hot so what's the issue?
>>217818860Stop liking hot women, faggot
>>217816632>well I think you should quit
sexbuttcheeks
>>217803969She needs some cheese burgers. I can help her with that.
>>217818268>sharp knees
>>217819676I look like this and say this
>>217819606There's no shortage of chubbies out there, fat-kun. No reason to ruin yet another body.
>>217804124this
>>217804124okay jamal
>>217804124works on my machine
>>217803994hngggg
how did her eyes go from brown/hazel to blue?
>>217821355Looks like my legs
>>217804050Because now its women picking other women and the last thing they want is for any other chick to get recognition for their looks.
>>217821413She denounced the Talmud
>>217821413What?>>217821652Actually this makes more sense.
>>217803969she always been a beautiful woman
>>217821875Looks so much cuter as a brunette
Beating the fuck out of my dick to this skinny blonde bitch. Would blow a big goop in that tight pussy!
>>217810405>>217814749She looks like a super chill surfer chick in these shots. In another life she'd be some beach bum stoner chick with an etsy jewelry shop.
>>217808246yeah she's actually a good actress, and she's hotmeanwhile today we have zendaya
>>217804050There's always some Harvey doing a casting couch
>>217804111Brown eyes and blonde hair don't mix
>>217822985her eyes are blue
>>217821413Lenses
I just rewatched Ironman 3. She was so beautiful in that movie.
7 limes
>>217822985brown taste
>>217803969i hate when blonde girls dont shave their thighs since they think the hair isn't noticeable. it is. fixable though, wife use to do that when we were dating..i'd pull one on occasion being 'silly' until she started shaving properly. that shit is gross
>>217821355ENHANCE
>>217806248Which is why you'll never be one.
>>217808020
>>217809463Whoa.
>>217803994Based.There's a new girl at work who has quite a lot of peach fuzz. Drives me crazy...
>DON'T LOOK UP WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE TODAY You were warned.
>>217809463her dad was a jew, but her mom was christian. she's only jew-ish
>>217821355I want to rub my face on it
>>217808044>groomedShe was over 18. You can’t groom someone 18+ you redditor
>>217818163>The rest of the movie was unmemorableThe most memorable part was the "tribute" to the old Max Fleischer Superman cartoons with the giant robots flying overhead in formation.
>>217824060did they also tribute by cumming to a picture of goop
>>217804406>fuzz has turned blackIt's called vellus hair and all women have it, anon, unless they shave/wax their entire bodies, constantly.You just got unlucky (or lucky, depending on your POV).
she's weird as fuck but in the harmless, endearing kind of way. The fact that she's hot does help her get away with it, though
>>217824077i'm a few drinks behind you, keep up the good work
>>217824186better than raping kids
>>217824174>It's called vellus hair and all women have it, anonall women CAN have...not all have it, in nearly that quantity. but it turns into a thing of 'if you were more sucessful, i could spend my time at the spa getting waxed' so you just power through it sometimes
>>217822882>she's actually a good actressThat's up for debate. She tends to play the same character which, one might imagine, may be actually how she is in real life.
>>217824186I dunno, I kinda remember her being vocally anti-vax which is neither harmless nor endearing. People got so used to not dying in infancy that apparently they're itching to bring it back.
I'd give her my Great Ejaculations iykwim
>>217824430she's a loyal, competent wife IRL?
>>217824764I don't know her in real life, but the characters she plays in each film tend to have pretty much the same personality and temperment.
she was good in marty supreme
>>217824494>umm...she doesn't trust the heckin' science thoWaifu Paltrow keeps winning, redditor trannies keep seething.
>>217808044I recall an interview, pre Me Too, where she said she had been put in a position where it was clear someone expected a blow job in exchange for role in a movie. She didn’t name the person or the movie but considering she won an Oscar for a Bog Harv movie
>>217824800Yes, she always plays the ideal wife who doubles as your new mother.
>>217824891that's a body double
>>217804406have her do a full body wax and she will revert to the fuzznext life don't be a fuzz fag
>>217803969Her peak was in the first Iron Man movie
>>217824494as someone who knows more about vaccines and human biology and the immune system than you, she's FAR closer to the truth and reality than you are. You're a fucking retard parroting big pharma talking points.
>>217825836kek
>>217825446I do remember finding her particularly stunning in that one.
>>217825446>>217825886Avengers Pepper was best PepperEven was barefoot
>>217806612
>>217806225wrong you sad cosmetic using millenial spastic
shit thread
