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>>217804041
Average ICE agent
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>>217804041
is he being towed on a skateboard?
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>>217804121
He's that fast
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>>217804041
the magic of movie making
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>>217804136
I think you meant "fat" but not sure
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>>217804041
>Head bob on vs off
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>>217804121
He's a spunky 17 year old
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>>217805376
I hear he's with a special ops team fighting with the Russians in Ukraine now
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>>217805376
gun isnt evrn pointed at the last guy
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>>217804041
We have to send in our best man

Who just so happens to be 70 years old, 300lbs, and speaks like a 40 year old black man from 1985
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>>217804121
He's either being pulled along a dolly or he's standing completely still in front of a greenscreen.
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>>217804079
Imagine being upset by browns getting deported.
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>>217804041
lol
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wha happen
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>>217804041
"fatly around corners"
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Is Seagal self-aware and making satirical movies or is he severely deluded?
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>>217807196
the latter
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>>217804041
>The Fat Samurai
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>>217807196
Deluded, the question is was he always like that or did being an action star go to his head?
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>>217804041
I still can't tell what's going on in this image.
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>>217810303
how does one achieve this?
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>>217810956
Power=mass. Keep eating and your ki levels will increase exponentially.
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>>217805376
How it feels to crossplay on console with people on PC.
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>>217810942
>Oh fuck I think forgot my keys!
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Why do they love each other so much?
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>>217810942
He's literally fat mac
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>>217807108
he just stated facts. he didnt sound upset
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>>217804041
He's a smooth operator
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>>217810942
This is absurd
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>>217804041
Meal Team 6
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>>217811449
nani
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>>217807196
legitimately delusional
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>>217804079
too white
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Being a russia simp, how do you think he feels about the ukraine thing?
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>>217804896
Lmfao
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>>217811953
the modern day rasputin
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>>217811449
Damn. Eddie Munster really let himself go.
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>>217812118
Kek
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>>217810244
>I still can't tell what's going on in this image.
Seagal is supposed to be running that scene, but because he's so fucking fat he physically can't run anymore. So the "solution" was to put in a still picture of him with his gun drawn and try to make it look like he's running but it looks like he's gliding instead
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>>217804041
Guy is selling all his apartments in russia and trying to flee right now, btw.
I bet they want to send him to the front
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>>217804041
>Guncrab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJHj7U_cru0
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>>217812498
they should make him captain russia
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>>217812704
This is one of my favourite videos
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>>217812095
You seem very angry about browns getting deported



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