Why did he look like that?
>>217804559He is playing a space harmonica
>>217804559He was brahmin
He/him transitioned
hes a burn victim
>>217804559>luke, do you like “blues traveler”
>>217804559Zinc deficiency
>>217804559Humpty dumpty lookin ahh nigga
>>217804559Why does he look like a burn victim who's pale skin hasn't seen sunlight in over 20 years? Because that's what he is.
He stepped on a lego and fell into a volcano when he was young and inexperienced.
>"more machine than man">he's still a regular guy on life support and not a full blown soulless cyborgWhy was Obi-Wan constantly lying about shit?
>>217804559dick burned off
>>217804559Vaxxoids will look the same in 5 years lol
>>217804559Behind the badass nigga with a cape was a sad broken old white guy. Real shit. #deep
hard boiled egg mfer
>>217804559Terminal Coombrain after Padme died
>>217804623Kek
>>217804716Because he and Yoda wanted Luke to kill Vader.
>>217804716he basically talked in a way that gave him plausible deniability about most things. From a certain point of view.
>>217804559everyone looks like that when they play harmonica
>>217804559Nerve gas
>but Father you will die>it's cool I'll get to turn into Hayden Christensen while the guy that mutilated me has to stay an old man forever
>>217804878TRVKE
>>217804878
>>217804716You thought that line was literal? Like because the total % of machine in his body over organic parts is a justification for, what, killing him? Guess it makes sense, the guy fought robots for years, he probably has a lot of negative emotions towards robots.
What was getting pumped into his nostrils?
>>217805569liquid cocaine
>>217805569Probably some sci fi chemical enhanced vapor to allow life but let pain stay etc etc. You have a couple hand-wave options>It's space magic, I aint gotta explain shit!>Palpatine ensured that [suit feature] allowed Anakin to live, but include a level of pain to retain control over him while empowering his dark side traits.
>>217804559It's funny that they didn't let the dude who actually played darth vader even appear as darth vader for the two minutes he's without the mask
>>217805569Recycled Padme ejaculate
>>217805997They tried it in the pilot but test audiences immediately assumed Padme cheated on Anakin for some reason
How did Anakin's head get so tall just from being burned alive?
>>217804559What youngling adrenachrome does to a mf
>>217806034No, it's because Hayden asked George to wear the suit
>>217806038Terminal blue balls
i would like a sensible answer. this made no sense to me as a child
>>217806160Because you didn't understand what over 2 decades of thirsting after and being unable to rail the Nabooty does to a man
>>217806113>be literal stump of a man without robotics >balls burned so hard they probably popped Fuck it, Anakin suffered enough to justify all the war and genocide he committed
>>217806179You forgot the whole "your oneitis died because Sheev used her lifeforce to keep you alive and the shrivelled up dick of a Sith Lord refuses to even let you have a clone to replace her"
>>217805569copium
>>217804559>Vader>FatherBravo Lucas!
>>217804559Before Episode III i thought he looked like that because it's some sort effect from dark side. Kinda like why Emperor also looked like the way he looks.
>>217804559Because deep down, inside every big strong black man, is just a pale weak white guy trying to find the high ground
>>217804559He gooned too much. Never goon.
He's that 37 year old sith lord who looks 17
>>217804559
>>217804559looks like my glans
>>217805569RepMed vita paste
>>217806179He could have jerked off or something.
>>217804559gap moe
>>217804727>Vader just had a lava plow accident so Obi-Wan made shit up again, didn't he?
>>217804559>Why did he look like that?It was the 80s and AIDS was everywhere.
>>217808327>lava plow accident Midichlorian Mutilation?
>>217804559Would’ve been way better if Lucas swallowed his pride and got David Prowse to do that part, he even looked like Hayden ffs
>>217804559He probably saw prequelshit and said: "No thanks. I'm out"
>>217804716I don't think Obi Wan had acess to Vader full medical report to see how much of his was artificial.>lost all 4 limbs>had a respirator installed in his chest>had the spine altered>waste was managed by machinery>his audition was fucked and had to rely on machinery to function>his voice was fucked and he had to use a vocoder to talkVader was more machine then man, without the machines he would be a limbless cripple who would die in mere minutes.
>>217805569Braps.
