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NEO MEETS YODA 02/05/26(Thu)22:19:01 No.217805142

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NEO MEETS YODA Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:19:01 No.217805142 Archived

Imagine Neo meets Yoda. Maybe Neo wants to train with Yoda - what would they say to eachother? How would they interact?

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:20:28 No.217805155

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:20:28 No.217805155

>"You're a small guy."
>"You for."

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:22:56 No.217805181

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:22:56 No.217805181

>>217805142
I wonder how Yoda's feet smell like. Like wouldn't it be funny if they stank? Haha. Imagine if you had to wash his feet haha.

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:27:44 No.217805229

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:27:44 No.217805229

>>217805142
That's a great question, here's how I think it would go down:

*Blaster bolts and bullets freeze mid-air. Neo gestures with his hand. Yoda raises a claw.*

YODA
Too much effort.
NEO
I’m barely trying.
YODA
That is why you struggle.
*Yoda flicks his wrist. The frozen projectiles dissolve into light.*

NEO
You didn’t hack the code.
YODA
No. I trusted it.
NEO
Trust doesn’t change systems.
YODA
Ah… but systems are built by minds. And minds… can be freed.
*Neo smiles, just slightly.*
NEO
You sound like Morpheus.
YODA
Better dressed, he was.